Mil's Guestbook Archive (Guests 800 to 899)

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Guest 899 signed in on Monday, December 24th at 3:48pm

Name	Khristy Bowman
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Michigan,USA
Comments	I was begining to think that you were fallowing my own life!!!! LOL LOVE IT keep up with the great work....

Guest 898 signed in on Monday, December 24th at 8:52am

Name	Dr.J
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	Nice page. Lose the mullet.

Guest 897 signed in on Sunday, December 23rd at 7:22pm

Name	Renae
My page	The Anit Dctrine
My URL	http://www.expage.com/theantidoctrine
Led here by	Barry
Location	USA
Comments	HAHA!

Guest 896 signed in on Sunday, December 23rd at 5:22pm

Name	Ashley
Led here by	Web page
Location	Michigan, USA
Comments	I love this web site! It's one of the funniest I have EVER read. I hope that you and Margaret keep on arguing so that I can be entertained. tee hee.

Guest 895 signed in on Sunday, December 23rd at 4:19pm

Name	Loubie
Led here by	Web page
Location	Victoria, Austraaaaaya
Comments	I come to your site every time I think arguing with my girlfriend is futile!

Guest 894 signed in on Sunday, December 23rd at 3:45am

um of there sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 893 signed in on Sunday, December 23rd at 2:10am

Name	Ann
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	California
Comments	Actually, she sounds quite normal to me...

Guest 892 signed in on Saturday, December 22nd at 9pm

Name	Janette Holtzman
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Ontario, Canada
Comments	Actually, my fiance sent me the url for your Things page, and I think it's hilarious! I've not seen a page quite like it. I get a good kick out of it :) I've just spent the last couple of hours reading the whole Things page, so now I'll try to keep up with your new postings. Trust me, even though I am a female, I'll admit that I can relate to some of those stories -I now realize what my hubby-to-be must think of me sometimes!! :) Absolutely hilarious and well written :)

Guest 891 signed in on Saturday, December 22nd at 8:56pm

Name	sam deiwert (a german name)
Led here by	Search engine
Location	indiana (hick state) USA
Comments	funny page, hottie girl!!!!

Guest 890 signed in on Saturday, December 22nd at 4:53pm

Name	Andy
My page	My Little spot on the web
My URL	http://homepage.ntlworld.com/andrew.ohara/
Led here by	Web page
Location	Salisbury, UK
Comments	There are a few entries in here suggesting you should never have married her etc, BUT at least you are providing the world a great service, while she is with you the rest of the world is safe. With a bit more "training" she could be the ultimate weapon in Afghanistan, 2 days of her and Bin Laden would be begging to be shot.

Guest 889 signed in on Saturday, December 22nd at 2:43pm

Name	David
My page	Index
My URL	http://www.angelfire.com/tn3/xwinger86/index.html
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	In front of my computer
Comments	I nearly killed myself from laughing, this website could be considered a international health hazard... :)

Guest 888 signed in on Saturday, December 22nd at 7:05am

Name	David
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	I have bruises from reading this with my girlfriend, who was apparently raised in the same neighborhood of Psychoville as your Margret.

Guest 887 signed in on Saturday, December 22nd at 5:22am

Name	Laura
Led here by	Magic
Location	Orlando, Florida, US
Comments	Thank YOU so much! And many thanks to the UberFraulein, Margret. God bless you both. You have given me ammo when my husband accuses me of acting irrationally. Do I have your permission to send him straight to Margret? I'm sure she'd strangle him much more painfully than I could ever imagine. Having a blast, Laura

Guest 886 signed in on Saturday, December 22nd at 2:04am

Name	Samantha
My page	look below
My URL	http://again..
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	and again..
Comments	its 2 am where you are? honestly, thats a bit late. you ought to be sleeping. its only 9 pm here, and sadly i want to get to bed early enough so i can see a movie tomorrow with my father before noon. why has it come to this? why?

Guest 885 signed in on Saturday, December 22nd at 2:01am

Name	Samantha
My page	Well, its my homepage. doesnt exactly have a title, but i made it after i drank alot of caffeine. dont bug me.
My URL	http://myweb.ecomplanet.com/JAEG2782/default.htm
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	America, South Carolina if you want to be more exact
Comments	Honestly, you have a bit too much time on your hands. I didn't read everything but that might be because i have a short attention span, not because i have too much time on my hands as well. Well, i think the site is hilarious (of what i did read) In case you want to put me on your reply/comment list or whatver the hell that thing was i am a..lets think now...armpit-shaving, american (of irish-italian descent) high school girl who lusts after a boy from colombia whos second language is english yet am unsure of his feelings about me. also, i just moved away from virginia and miss all my friends terribly, especially my best friend linda and the friends i have made so far at school are not too close to me, and my parents say we have to move again this summer! hooray! so i belive as of now and probably for at least a year more, my nights are spent on the computer, but seeing as i am not extremely computer-savvy i spend much of my time on Neopets which is a shitty, but time-consuming website. You aren't the only one with a life to complain about! Cheers! (Yes, i am also pmsing, interent surfing before i go to sleep which could be pretty much anytime seeing as we have winter hols now)

Guest 884 signed in on Friday, December 21st at 11:29pm

Name	laura mcgee
Led here by	Magic
Comments	do you realise how much you love this girl?just think about it like this theres no way in hell youll ever be bored.you remind me of bill borrows out of the mirror magazine only with red hair actually you look a bit like yer man out of the young ones

Guest 883 signed in on Friday, December 21st at 10:37pm

Name	Angie
Led here by	Web page
Location	South St. Paul, MN, USA
Comments	I found this webpage the day after my boyfriend and I broke up and had a horrible fight at work, and quite frankly, I was in a horrible mood.. crying off and on as dumb girls sometimes do. So, I stumbled upon this sight and have been reading it nonstop.. it's the only thing that's made me laugh in days... I feel like I totally identify with Mil.. we have the same personality.. well, from what I can tell. :)

Guest 882 signed in on Friday, December 21st at 7:46pm

Name	Don
Led here by	Web page
Location	Peoria, Arizona, USA
Comments	I roared with laughter... in fact, my wife and I had a "discussion" about "what are you making so much noise about"... at times literally falling on the floor in laughter.

Guest 881 signed in on Friday, December 21st at 5:47pm

Jay of Phoenix Arizona, USA sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 880 signed in on Friday, December 21st at 5:18pm

Name	matthew smith
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	England
Comments	This is the best and funniest site i have been to cheers mate, you should do something with this like send it to a tv company or publishers it is great. i feel for ya

Guest 879 signed in on Friday, December 21st at 8:01am

Name	Lacey
Led here by	Web page
Location	Alaska
Comments	You know whut? I would like to see yur wifes reaction on this site im sure yur not that perfect either thats why yur still together(and cuz she hasn't seen this yet)

Guest 878 signed in on Friday, December 21st at 6:34am

Name	Karin
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	...When did they get married?

Guest 877 signed in on Friday, December 21st at 4:18am

Name	Kyle
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	Dude, you shouldn't have married her. BELEIVE ME!

Guest 876 signed in on Friday, December 21st at 3:02am

Name	Allison
My page	dont have one
My URL	http://dont have one
Led here by	Search engine
Location	USA
Comments	This page is a riot. Everytime I need to laugh, I come here. It is linked to bored.com. Yes I am often bored. Your girlfriend seems to act a whole lot like my mom.......hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm perhaps they were long lost sisters.

Guest 875 signed in on Friday, December 21st at 1:46am

Name	Shawnte'
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Usa
Comments	I found this interesting. I'm not sure how you put up with a person like that, then I think again that she must be totally different personality than any other person you've ever met which makes you love her more. She sounds interesting in a crazy way and I'm sure she's lots of fun to be around. And though you make it sound like you dislike these arguments you both have, in the back of your mind you truly love it and if you both were not in some disagreement then something would be seriously wrong. Take care

Guest 874 signed in on Friday, December 21st at 1:35am

Name	Carli
Led here by	Web page
Location	Texas, USA
Comments	Oh man, this is the most entertaining thing I've seen in a loooooong time!!

Guest 873 signed in on Friday, December 21st at 12:14am

Name	Chris Craves
Led here by	Web page
Location	Detroit, Michigan, America
Comments	I thank you my friend. You have shown me the light. Never ever ever EVER marry a German girl. I think the entire world could benefit from your web page. You are a bigge man than I. Good Luck with your wife, always stay on point, don't let her catch you slipping!!!

Guest 872 signed in on Thursday, December 20th at 8:54pm

Name	Lucy
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	Love it, love it, love it. Thanks, Mil. xx

Guest 871 signed in on Thursday, December 20th at 8:06pm

Name	Kevin
My page	not applicable
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Texas, United States
Comments	Fucking whacked! I'd shoot the bitch. Hey, there are other fish in the sea, Colin. Really. Move on.

Guest 870 signed in on Thursday, December 20th at 7:38pm

elisabeth of minneapolis, mn sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 869 signed in on Thursday, December 20th at 6:18pm

Name	Gerald
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Maryland, USA
Comments	This is by far the funniest web page I have come across in quite some time.

Guest 868 signed in on Thursday, December 20th at 5pm

Name	Alina
My page	alinasworld
Led here by	Search engine
Location	CANADA
Comments	IF YOU GUYS ARGUE ALL THE TIME AND I THINK THAT U DONT LIKE THAT, WHY THE HECK ARE U GUYS STILL TOGETHER???????? THAT'S WHAT I DONT GET. BUT I ALSO JUST WANT TO SAY THAT NOT ALL GERMAN GIRLS ARE LIKE THAT, CAUSE I KNOW QUIT A FEW GIRLS FROM GERMANY!

Guest 867 signed in on Thursday, December 20th at 2:52pm

Name	Bennett Turner
Led here by	Barry
Location	Bethlehem, Pennsylvania
Comments	I have deduced that you exist in one of two states: horrifyingly stubborn or horrifyingly in love. And I can't decided which makes me more depressed. Two words, my friend: Flak Jacket. Cheers!

Guest 866 signed in on Wednesday, December 19th at 9:57pm

Name	Peter of Nashville
My page	Um, well, don't have one really - Blast!
My URL	http://playboy.com
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Nashville, TN, USA
Comments	I see you don't suffer from insanity Mil. It is obvious you enjoy every minute of it. I think what would be nice on this site is a 'Members Only' section, perhaps pay, with all those photos of Margaret naked on holiday. I can only imagine after reading this site that the sex must be fantastic -- or you are a complete masochist. Hey, to each his own.

Guest 865 signed in on Wednesday, December 19th at 12:57am

Name	Bruce
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Metro-Detroit
Comments	Can't say I quite know why you stay together, but for my own sake, I'm glad you do. Been a pleasure experiencing the antithesis of mmy own marriage. Yours in bliss.

Guest 864 signed in on Wednesday, December 19th at 12:29am

Name	Eamon
Led here by	Web page
Location	Ireland
Comments	My god I've never felt so normalor well adjusted.

Guest 863 signed in on Tuesday, December 18th at 8:03pm

Name	Joseph Bell
Led here by	Web page
Location	Denver, Colorado
Comments	Funniest thing I have seen in a long time. I am married (might I add happily)and associate with you Mil. The most assinine things that are argued about make our lives somewhat eventful. Buying a house is maybe one of the most bizarre thing i have ever gone through. what ever ideas i had about the look and ambiance of our home have all been tossed out the window. As i am always asked what i think. then the exact opposite or some thing completely unrelated is decided upon

Guest 862 signed in on Tuesday, December 18th at 6:52pm

Name	Patricia Kachris
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	Funny!I enjoyed it so much even though I am female.

Guest 861 signed in on Tuesday, December 18th at 6:28pm

Name	Bill Cameron
Led here by	Web page
Location	USA
Comments	Perhaps I'm a dope, but is this whole thing supposed to be a joke? The more I read, the more confused I became. Let me see if I got all this right: 1) You and this woman fight like cats and dogs over the most asinine and infantile topics. Her arguments, dislikes, and thought processes paint her as a borderline psychopath, and yet... 2) You still live with this woman and... 3) Actually had a CHILD with her? What were you thinking?!!? You're going to be stuck with this person for the rest of your life and, from reading your web page, that should be a brief one as she'll most likely end up murdering you in your sleep. I still don't get it... Good luck, 'cause you'll need it.

Guest 860 signed in on Tuesday, December 18th at 4:54pm

Name	Simon Earle
My page	Infinite Wisdom
My URL	http://www.infinite-wisdom.co.uk
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	MK - UK
Comments	Comments eh. My comments. Mmmm. Well, what are they then. Well. Hmmm. I had some. Now they seem to have.. oh oh no.. there they are.. no they've gone. So I'll just have to keep it to you're a funny guy. Providing you don't do that scene from Goodfellas if someone calls you a funny guy. If you do that, then well, well nothing I suppose.

Guest 859 signed in on Tuesday, December 18th at 10:11am

Name	Avril
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Brisbane, Australia
Comments	NnnooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOO!! Not until the new year?!!! Aahh, come on! That's not fair!

Guest 858 signed in on Tuesday, December 18th at 6:03am

Name	Jillian
My page	None
Led here by	Magic
Location	A podunk town in Idaho
Comments	Wow, I think you have to be the funniest guy ever! The only thing wrong with this page is that I've already read everything, and it's not updated nearly enough! Anyway, I just thought I'd sign the guestbook because it seems rude not to. But anyway, HILARIOUS!!!

Guest 857 signed in on Tuesday, December 18th at 12:44am

Name	Mari
My page	Starring Mari
My URL	http://homestead.com/StarringMaryRenee/StarringMaryRenee.html
Led here by	Web page
Location	The USA
Comments	Hey, who's picture belongs to who!? I know it may not seem important, but it is. Because why would a man have long red hair. I don't think you are lesbians, if your, I don't have a problem with it, that's your decision, you know? But the picture at the top AND the picture at the bottom both look like woman. How are the kids? Well, I'll be off. I think you are both funny, but I have to admit I'm more like Margaret. She's wonderful! Peace and Love, Mari

Guest 856 signed in on Monday, December 17th at 10:49pm

Name	Laura Stanley
Led here by	Web page
Location	San Antonio, TX.
Comments	Quite hilarious.

Guest 855 signed in on Monday, December 17th at 10:56am

Name	elisa k
My page	I'm Hip to You
My URL	http://hiptoyoublogspot.com
Led here by	E-mail from idiot partner
Location	UK
Comments	Hey, did anyone notice that Frank Skinner ripped off Mil's Sat. column from the Guardian for his show last night? How lame!

Guest 854 signed in on Monday, December 17th at 9:48am

Name	Jeff
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Paradise (comparatively, anyway...;-)
Comments	Never have I met a more wretched tale of woe. How you have managed to maintain a measure of sanity and not turned into a red-haired raving lunatic is... What? You have red hair? Oh well, judging by what has gone before, I am afraid to say it probably won't be long until your long-suffered Most Significant Other finally sends you over the edge. Just as long as you keep letting us know how you're getting on! (Or - to put it another way - this is definitely not a website to view when I am supposed to be working; the sniggers, laughs and knowing giggles are getting hard to explain...) Keep up the suffer^H^H^H^H good work! Jeff.

Guest 853 signed in on Monday, December 17th at 2:21am

Name	Anonimity
Led here by	Magic
Comments	i reckon margret will make a a joke about the (in her opinion) the likeness between your dick and the muscles. good writing

Guest 852 signed in on Monday, December 17th at 2:07am

Name	Anonimity
Led here by	Magic
Comments	Hey your a damned soul i tell you! Ever thought of just running while shes asleep?

Guest 851 signed in on Monday, December 17th at 2:05am

Name	Lee
My page	Coming soon -- Cats, cats, and more cats... did I mention cats?
Led here by	Barry
Location	Of course I'm an American, you could have told that from the inane blather
Comments	Barry -- that jackass Scenario A -- Margaret tells a long winded story about mussels and, she, herself being nude for a long period of time, in public. Firstborn cries. Mil lovingly tries to calm the situation with usual grace and tact. Margaret assaults Mil with tiny fork. Senario B: Margaret sniffs mussels, dives across table to prevent Firstborn from ingesting surely poison shellfish. Mil lovingly tries to calm the situation with usual grace and tact. Margaret assaults Mil with tiny fork. Scenario C: Margaret thanks Mil for the lovely meal. Mil dies of coronary.

Guest 850 signed in on Monday, December 17th at 1:49am

Name	Daniel Coffin
Led here by	Web page
Location	New Jersey, USA
Comments	Nice. But did she ever douse your bedroom space in lighter fluid, and reduce to smouldering ash all of the meager possessions you had struggled all your early working years to obtain? Here's hoping you live to see the dawn of the new year. Cheers.

Guest 849 signed in on Monday, December 17th at 1:10am

Name	I am Ahab.
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Comments	that falsebit junk is pretty damn funny. this is a great site.

Guest 848 signed in on Sunday, December 16th at 8:55pm

Name	Kendra
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Vancouver B.C. canada!
Comments	to all you reading this from wherever you are, id like to say, its not snowing and its december, no i have no pot, and last but not least mil, u rock, but doesnt margret get kinda pissed you write about her? hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm............................., im out.

Guest 847 signed in on Sunday, December 16th at 6:56pm

Name	Rebekah McGill
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	Birmingham, AL
Comments	Mmmmm. It seems to me that Margret's level of insanity isn't mediocre enough to allow room for predictability. I have no guess about the Mussels. Can't wait to find out.

Guest 846 signed in on Sunday, December 16th at 6:14pm

Name	Rex Mortat
My page	I Have No Dice And I Must Game
My URL	http://www.angelfire.com/rpg/flamingskies
Led here by	Web page
Location	The Unholy Land (a.k.a. Israel)
Comments	What a wonderfully Discordian page! No wonder SJG made this Illuminated site of the week. Both you and Margret are hereby canonized as Saints, Second Class, as well as appointed to the Order Of The Fallen Apricot. Hail Eris!! All Hail Discordia!!! Kallisti!!!!!

Guest 845 signed in on Sunday, December 16th at 5:03pm

Name	`Mace
My page	Planetarion, GLX
My URL	http://www.g-l-x.net
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	like yur gunna find out w/ a vrazy gf like that!
Comments	ROFLMFAOO You make me laff man... i read half of it.. cmon thats a fair bit... quite strange was watching my parents look at me with a funny eye as im sat gigiling at the computer screen ;-)

Guest 844 signed in on Sunday, December 16th at 4:18am

Emily of Delaware, USA sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 843 signed in on Saturday, December 15th at 7:07pm

Name	Tuxedo Slack
My page	The Slack Shack
My URL	http://captslack.diaryland.com
Led here by	Web page
Location	Long Beach, MS, USA
Comments	Thursday night, I had a brief row with my girlfriend (I'm a transplanted Yankee, in the sense of "Northern US native," currently living in the Magnolia state; she's a transplanted Canadian currently living in London). Well, it wasn't much of a row, but it blazed. The next morning, I checked my favorite web-pages, and Steve Jackson Games' "Daily Illuminator" had named this their Illuminated Site of the Week, with a comment to the effect of "Think you and your SO have had arguments? No you haven't. Not like these." So I came and looked, and they were right. True, the girlfriend's parting shot (before she logged out of the chat, minutes ahead of the risk that I might start making sense) was totally out of proportion to anything I had said or done, but I have to admit it wasn't completely unjustified. Margret, on the other hand, seems to be an ultraterrestrial [] infiltrator trying to figure out this whole "life in four-dimensional space-time" thing. [ Nobody just says "extraterrestrial" anymore; at least, nobody hip in the world of wild-eyed ranting. The cutting-edge term for all sorts of beings from beyond Earth, whether they be space aliens or the blue gnomes that live behind the TV, is "ultraterrestrials." This has been another wham Useless Fact.)

Guest 842 signed in on Saturday, December 15th at 5:36am

Name	Jim Davenport
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Columbus, Ohio, USA
Comments	Your things page is priceless. So true. You're sense of humor and quality of writing is excellent. I couldn't put it down. It's better than Cats. At least Margaret is really cute, you lucky dog.

Guest 841 signed in on Saturday, December 15th at 2:50am

Bryce Zimpfer of Hayward, CA sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 840 signed in on Saturday, December 15th at 2:40am

Name	Beck
My page	Daniel Radcliffe Pics Galore by Rebekah
My URL	http://groups.yahoo.com/group/DanielRadcliffePicsGaloreByRebekah
Led here by	Magic
Location	Australia
Comments	Your page is heaps funny. You both are as annoying as each other though. If you love her so much why are you complaining about her! Geeeeeze.

Guest 839 signed in on Saturday, December 15th at 1:22am

Name	Anna
My page	Billy's Place
My URL	http://www,geocities.com/billys_place_uk
Led here by	Web page
Location	Liverpool, UK
Comments	I thought the things page was very very funny, even if it wasn't meant to be. I don't have nearly that many arguments with my fiancee, for which I give thanks to God. :D Now I shall explore the rest of this site and giggle quietly to myself in the computer lab, possibly frightening some poor foreign student/insomniac/late-night geek. Thank you :D

Guest 838 signed in on Saturday, December 15th at 12:30am

Name	Crazy
My page	????
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Somewhere everyone else wants to be
Comments	(Giggle)

Guest 837 signed in on Friday, December 14th at 11:52pm

Name	Ben There (done that)
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	California
Comments	My poor unfortunate commrade, I have tasted the terrible fruit of German Enginnering with the last name of Kruger. For 7 years, I went through this same hell. I find this page thoroughly horrifying and yet refreshing. Horrifying because I feel the pain, refreshing because my darkest days are over. Thank you for sharing this with the world. Please, know that it has given me the message that I was not the only poor sap to live through that. As I have forgotten much of my learned German. Mostly explitives (constantly) I have only "!#@*!!!!" with an umlat to share but will write them on paper and burn it!

Guest 836 signed in on Friday, December 14th at 10:01pm

Ashley of USA sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 835 signed in on Friday, December 14th at 8:23pm

Name	Annette
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Los Angeles
Comments	Roaringly funny. My guess is your girlfriend jumps on the phone for an hour or two. Waiting breathlessly to see if I'm correct.

Guest 834 signed in on Friday, December 14th at 7:27pm

Name	Chad
My page	Time Of Need
My URL	http://www.timeofneed.net
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Pennsylvania
Comments	RUN!!! RUN FAR, FAR AWAY!

Guest 833 signed in on Friday, December 14th at 7:27pm

Name	Tad Simmons
My page	Tad Simmons and his amazing flying Home Page
My URL	http://www.ucf.edu/people/html/tad.html
Led here by	Barry
Location	Orlando, Florida, USA
Comments	Well, it was actually Steve, and not Barry... Fun site, great read, and I am so glad that there are people out there more extreme than my ex-girlfriends.

Guest 832 signed in on Friday, December 14th at 4pm

Name	Margaret
My page	goldenhedgehog.com
Led here by	E-mail from idiot partner
Location	Toronto, Canada
Comments	Loved it! Laughed so hard and long I could no longer read nor see the computer screen! Your page supplied lots of ammo for future 'discussions with the Husband. Being a woman I understand Marg perfectly, but still feel sorry for you. Cheers

Guest 831 signed in on Friday, December 14th at 3:37pm

Name	Bobcat
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Texas
Comments	Dude I feel sorry for ya, last time I had a woman like that lasted a year and it was either me or her that was gonna get killed so luckily i left her. Good luck man!

Guest 830 signed in on Friday, December 14th at 3:10pm

Name	Mike Tyler
My page	n/a
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	USA, Illinois, Rockford
Comments	I'll tell you what she says, "Open these for me", "Why are they still in the shells?", "How do I know they're cooked?" or some such variation on the above. I know this, not only from reading your entire list of comments & situations, and having gleaned a fair amount of insight from it, but also because I was involved in a situation of similar psychotic occurences. Anyway, I raise my Guinness to you and offer a hearty, "Cheers, mate!", in the hopes that this site will continue to provide me with, not only a sense of community and brotherhood, but also inspired moments of maniacal laughter and much eye-rolling! Thanx!

Guest 829 signed in on Friday, December 14th at 3:09pm

Name	Tony Valente
Led here by	Web page
Location	Still the same as last time.
Comments	Ah, obviously that should be P U B L I C, not P U B I C. Sorry. Still laughing too hard to notice bad spelling.

Guest 828 signed in on Friday, December 14th at 3:03pm

Name	Tony Valente
Led here by	Web page
Location	South-Eastern Britain (Home Counties)
Comments	I can't believe I've just spent 30 minutes reading a page that describes my relationship with my wife to perfection. You don't get any pity from me, I need it all myself. You don't mention use of your razor to shave her legs just so you end up lacerating your face the day of the big job interview, so it can't be all bad. My guess about the mussles: you missed the one mussel that didn't open, Margret got it, and you were obviously attempting to poison her. This leads to conversation by proxy through First-Born (tell your Father...). Seriously, an incredibly funny site, thanks for having the nerve to go pubic with it.

Guest 827 signed in on Friday, December 14th at 4:44am

Name	Neil
My page	Cook'd and Bomb'd: A Chris Morris Archive
My URL	http://www.cookdandbombd.co.uk
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	Norn Iron
Comments	Just spent the last few hours reading your whole site, and giggling constantly. Great work, your writing is top-notch, and it's a pleasure to see such a great site utterly devoid of banner ads. The "saga" made for fantastic reading too, glad you beat the bastards. Regarding the mussels thing, I reckon Margret either looks at you and says "do I eat the shells?" or throws a fork at you. Or she'll pick up a mussel, and say "what am I meant to do with THIS?"

Guest 826 signed in on Thursday, December 13th at 10:33pm

Name	Fay
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	new jersey
Comments	how do you eat tea? I was just wondering. Also i must agree that german showers are rather odd. When i went to germany i could not understand why someone would want a shower that is so small you cannot move without hitting the cold/hot water thing. I found your site rather amuseing and it also gave me an exuse not to read Oedipus Rex. :o)

Guest 825 signed in on Thursday, December 13th at 9:57pm

Name	Paul
My page	Mouse
My URL	http://members.fortunecity.com/sciencekills/squeakymeat
Led here by	Web page
Location	Kentucky, USA
Comments	As for the mussle meal: If she cooked I'd say that she watches you eat several before taking a bite herself because she's not sure if they're bad. They did smell funny and she only steamed them for a minute after all. If you cooked them I'd say she took some personal offense as to how you ate them. IE, taking them out of the shell first was wrong, or eating them in the shell was wrong. After all, the German way of eating shellfish is the vastly superior way. You were probably eating them like an uptight, pastey-faced Limey (no offense).

Guest 824 signed in on Thursday, December 13th at 9:04pm

Name	Katanya
My page	Lord Moore.com
My URL	http://www.lordmoore.com
Led here by	Web page
Location	work...hehe
Comments	Ok...here is my guess about the mussels bit... She says some obscure completely off the wall thing that no one could expect, then assults you physically. OR!! She tells you something dreadfully shocking like..."I'm pregnant" causing you to choke on your mussel to the extreme that required medical attention...OR! She sits there quietly, doing nothing, looking innocent, making you paranoid and suspicious, which of course was her insidious plan to drive you nuts. It's worked quite well it seems!! Love the site. I got in trouble at work for laughing...gave me ideas of things to do to MY boyfriend wicked grin "Good lord! What happened to your EYEBROWS??"

Guest 823 signed in on Thursday, December 13th at 12:53pm

Name	Joanne
My page	flipping heck I'm not that with it
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	in front of my pc...AGAIN!!
Comments	Well thanks Mil I look a right spud now hahaha. I didn't really understand the instructions when I visited last night so I've come to insert another entry oooer! Your site and column are fantastic, a real treat, please keep having rows with Margret just so that we can read at them. And laugh at you. Tee hee hee.

Guest 822 signed in on Thursday, December 13th at 1:52am

Name	Coder
My URL	http://www.cofr.net
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	Orange, CA
Comments	This site had restored my faith in my marriage. I am leaving the office now to go home and kiss my wife hard on the mouth. She will probably ask; "What's that for?" I will tell her it is because she is not crazy. :)

Guest 821 signed in on Wednesday, December 12th at 11:37pm

Joanne of er....in my lounge? U must mean something else? I dunno what tho! sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 820 signed in on Wednesday, December 12th at 4:17pm

Name	Bruce
My page	Sk8 or DIE!!!!
My URL	http://www.geocities.com/sk8ordieisgo
Led here by	Web page
Location	San Diego
Comments	SHE STABS YOU RANDOMLY WITH SOME SORT OF KITCHEN IMPLEMENT!!!!!! That is the answer to the quiz, isn't it? You can tell me. I won't tell!

Guest 819 signed in on Wednesday, December 12th at 3:43pm

Name	David
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	Frankfurt
Comments	Could it be that we have married sisters? (Mine has three at last count and I constantly discovering more). As another English speaker with limited German vocabulary and a German wife wich has a firm, argumentive stance on every facet of life (even how the hangers in the closet should match not only each other, but also the wood of the wardrobe or people will think we live like pigs) I understand. (Oh my God, now long winded sentence are becoming part of my English, when will it all end?!) Where is your wife from and could you provide a DNA sample?

Guest 818 signed in on Wednesday, December 12th at 2:57pm

Tina Tran of Los Angeles, CA USA sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 817 signed in on Wednesday, December 12th at 1:22pm

Name	Lisa
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Brussels
Comments	No fair (referring to latest entry as of 12/12/01) even the 30ho consider themselves intelligent have absolutely no hope whatsoever of EVER guessing Margrets next move!!

Guest 816 signed in on Wednesday, December 12th at 11:47am

Name	Liz Hurley
My page	Liz Hurley's Hippest Web Designers
My URL	http://www.shazian.com.au
Led here by	Magic
Location	At My Computer - D'uh!
Comments	OK, I'll take up the challenge ... if only to hasten more "things" before 2002 ... my guess is that Margret: a) Decides to take a "happy family" photo to put on personalised Christmas cards and send it to all of her relatives in Germany b) sends out for extra chinese anyway, just in case you've bought another computer, or "wrecked" the dinner c) taunts you with obscure comparative references to your manliness by mentioning the mussels on her plate, the muscles of First Born, and her little finger d) tells you that not even Liz Hurley would put up with a crap salad and bread when serving mussels - the correct way, if it can't be soup, should be just straight 'off the rocks' e) commits some horrifically hithertofore unimaginable act and then suggests such surprise and disgust at her own actions that she suggests you ask your "things" readers to guess what outrageousness she committed, there, right there, at the dinner table. ...Am I even close???

Guest 815 signed in on Wednesday, December 12th at 12:57am

Name	tech type person
My URL	http://www.ntlworld.com
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	slighty to the left of where you think I am..
Comments	fantastic site... sat in NTL and loving it.... (irony) well it beats taknig calls..

Guest 814 signed in on Tuesday, December 11th at 9:10pm

Name	Daniee
My page	http://hometown.aol.com/lady luckx007/myhomepage/profile.html
Led here by	Magic
Location	Sauquoit
Comments	Hehehe great points, see how the woman always wins!!! We are the best... but we love the guys!

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Guest 812 signed in on Tuesday, December 11th at 9:58am

Name	George
My page	Firkham Hall
My URL	http://myweb.tiscali.co.uk/firkhamhall
Led here by	Web page
Location	Wilts, Engalnd
Comments	Mil, what a riot. I don't think I have ever laughed so much at a web page. I hope you don't mind but I have placed a link on my site to your page! However, just a small note that this does nearly give away the male secret. You know we are told every day that "You men don't understand us woman!" Reading your page nearly let's out that we do. Once we loose this and they know we DO understand them, then we are doomed, truly doomed. So far in order to be 'the perfect male' all we have to do is put the toilet seat down! Please don't screw it up for the rest of us ! Hehehehehehe Keep it up PLEASE!!

Guest 811 signed in on Tuesday, December 11th at 5:22am

Name	David
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Santa Barbara, CA
Comments	It took me a couple of days...but it was so worth it. I had to stop reading it at work. I was getting hiccups from trying to stifle the laughing. My wife things I'm (and you) are nuts. Which makes this even better. I don't think I've laughed as hard as I have reading your page.

Guest 810 signed in on Tuesday, December 11th at 2:45am

Name	uh huh!
Led here by	Web page
Location	ky
Comments	thats sucks... but sometimes opposites attract

Guest 809 signed in on Tuesday, December 11th at 1:16am

Name	Andrew
Led here by	Barry
Comments	Let me just say this, you are my hero. A braver man than I, you have managed to keep your relationship together and not bust open anyones head and eat the warm goo inside after all you have gone through. You are a true hero, a super man or something. it is people like you who bring hope to us who cannot find any.

Guest 808 signed in on Tuesday, December 11th at 1:13am

Name	Bonzo
My page	My world
My URL	http://www.geocities.com/drummerguy_00
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	I feel for you my friend. But alas, we love the lunatic women just the same.

Guest 807 signed in on Tuesday, December 11th at 12:28am

Name	Pascal Paschos
My page	It's too plain...
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	San Diego, CA
Comments	Monday morning 10:00 am Pacific Time. I just got into the office and instead of working I begun reading this web page. Every 10 minutes I email my wife at her work place paragraphs that made me run to the bathroom faster than a cheetah because I was laughing so hard. Every ten minutes I get a reply from her that has variations of the following: "...i think he resents this poor girl for some reason", or "...I think this guy is just MEAN.� for god's sake". Her responses make me like this webpage even more... I hope it gets updated... Mondays are awful days to work.

Guest 806 signed in on Monday, December 10th at 9:21pm

Name	Adrienne
My page	my little web page
My URL	http://hometown.aol.com
Led here by	E-mail from idiot partner
Comments	Nice page:) Somethings were very entertaining though sometime you should hear what me and my boyfriend argue about.

Guest 805 signed in on Monday, December 10th at 9:21pm

Name	Adrienne
My page	my little web page
My URL	http://hometown.aol.com
Led here by	E-mail from idiot partner
Comments	Nice page:) Somethings were very entertaining though sometime you should hear what me and my boyfriend argue about.

Guest 804 signed in on Monday, December 10th at 8:41pm

Name	Matty F.
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Comments	yes indeed i did read this entire page in one day , all on my employers time. What a gas , fabulous page. Please keep adding , I have got PLENTY more time to waste at work...

Guest 803 signed in on Monday, December 10th at 5:30pm

Name	Carrie
Led here by	Search engine
Location	washington d.c.
Comments	I'm glad to read that I'm not the only one. Keep up the good writing.

Guest 802 signed in on Monday, December 10th at 5:26am

Name	Deirdre
Led here by	Search engine
Location	San Francisco
Comments	WOW!

Guest 801 signed in on Monday, December 10th at 5:05am

Name	Jesse
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	U.S.A.
Comments	Jesus God! this is some funny shit .. i spent quite a while reading your pages and i ahven't laughed so hard in quite a while. thank you .. keep adding to it.

Guest 800 signed in on Monday, December 10th at 4:45am

Name	Marissa
My page	don't have one
Led here by	Web page
Location	CANADA
Comments	Hilarious

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