Mil's Guestbook Archive (Guests 700 to 799)

Welcome to Mil's Guestbook Archive for guests seven hundred to seven hundred and ninety-nine, located for your convenience and travelling comfort in a snuggery.

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Guest 799 signed in on Monday, December 10th at 3:12am

Name	Nick
My page	still building
Led here by	Web page
Location	Louisiana State U. Library (where I work)
Comments	I enjoyed your homepage very much...nice brand of humor that not many posess. thank you for putting something worth reading on the internet.

Guest 798 signed in on Monday, December 10th at 12:46am

Name	Myer
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Somerset
Comments	Brilliant. Truly Brilliant! I laughed my ass off. My sympathy to you Mil, she sounds like a nightmare!

Guest 797 signed in on Monday, December 10th at 12:34am

Name	Renita Dorn
Led here by	Web page
Location	Wisconsin, USA
Comments	I love your hilarious take on your relationship! The kids came in 5 times because I could'nt stop laughing. I'm sure they think I'm crazy!!

Guest 796 has been eliminated

Guest 796 has been eliminated in a crosswind.

Guest 795 signed in on Sunday, December 9th at 7:18pm

Rachel of Chelsea, Michigan, USA sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 794 signed in on Sunday, December 9th at 10:45am

Name	Nadine
Led here by	Search engine
Location	B.C.
Comments	I think you and your girlfriend need to break up! That's alot of stupis shit to be fighting about!!!

Guest 793 signed in on Sunday, December 9th at 9:21am

Name	Brenna
My page	Raven Grove
My URL	http://brenna.co.uk
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	UK
Comments	Ohhhhhhh I can relate to this so well! I am American married to a Scot and we live in Engtland. Need I say more? Funny site!

Guest 792 signed in on Saturday, December 8th at 10:38pm

Name	Leech
My page	cradle of...
My URL	http://www.cradleofdeath.com
Led here by	Barry
Location	Birmingham (England)
Comments	why, oh why did i read every single one of those arguments? i could not see from the scroll bar at the side what a long list there was and i sat here for 2 and a half hours convincing my self my relationship was not as bad as yours. Oh well. I guess it is. Who is Barry? from a girl (leech)

Guest 791 signed in on Saturday, December 8th at 1:14pm

Name	Mike
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	England.
Comments	I recently discovered that our mutual friend Mil is reproducing elements of this website in...The Guardian! Not a crime in itself, a fine and upstanding relatively anti-establishment journal that it is, but he's also got a cute arty black and white photo of himself and his beloved next to the text. Yes, we're talking serious expressions and plentiful use of shadows. Not a mugging grim or splash of red hair to be seen. Au contraire, it seems he's trying to reinvent himself as a member of the Literati! Bahahaha....cough. Sorry. Frankly, that's the funniest thing I've seen or heard him do so far. If he had any pride, he'd put a copy of it up here on the site, so's we can all, erm, admire it. Hnfhnfhnf. (I was just about to do as Mikey suggests - I hate the photo, myself; I look like a sex criminal - but suddenly realised I couldn't. It's nothing to do with me and The Guardian owns the copyright to it. So I'm afraid I can't. You'll have to buy The Guardian on Saturdays, I'm afraid... Or just look at it in the newsagents, eh? - Mil.)

Guest 790 signed in on Saturday, December 8th at 5:13am

Name	Kenta Toriyama
My page	StarGazers
My URL	http://www.geocities.com/KentaToriyama/StarGazers.html
Led here by	Search engine
Location	California
Comments	Oh lord! I come to the page everytime i need a good laugh. i just LOVE the way you describe you and your girlfreind. Oh yes yes, sorry for that whole newspaper thing. I would have been so pissed i think i would have exploded. Well, good luck to you anyway^.^ kenta

Guest 789 signed in on Friday, December 7th at 4:30pm

Name	Tom
My page	HA!! Like I have one!!!
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Near Chicago
Comments	Thank you for proving that women in other countries are as neurotic and unpredictable as here. I now know my only hope of escaping them is relocation to another planet.... You write extremely well and your website has proven the most valuable and viable reason for internet connectivity.....Thanks!!!

Guest 788 signed in on Friday, December 7th at 8:46am

Name	Gary Powell
Led here by	Magic
Location	U.S.A.
Comments	Two things, bravo on ur choice of music and i can relate to the whole turning down the music thing. Second your wife if indeed these posts of yours are partially correct is psychotic as you have pointed out and yes the hair does not help matters, as my experience dictates all redheaded women are crazy, real or dyed, its the color. Run for the Highlands Laddie

Guest 787 signed in on Friday, December 7th at 5:51am

Name	Lauren
Led here by	Magic
Location	Pennsylvania, USA, Shiroishi, Japan
Comments	I love your website! I can totally relate with loving someone even though you argue with them most of the day. The pictures of your son I saw are absolutely adorable. I wish you and Margaret good luck.

Guest 786 signed in on Friday, December 7th at 5:13am

Name	Jeff
Led here by	Web page
Location	Boise, Idaho USA
Comments	So funny because it's SO true! Mil, you are a True Hero to us mistreated & misunderstood. with enough guts to post your daily battles to show that "I am not alone" with an insane wife/girlfriend. Thank You for offering your voice. I have a question. Does She know about this site? hehe!

Guest 785 signed in on Friday, December 7th at 4:08am

Name	Danny McV
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Not the Suburbs... right?
Comments	I keep coming back, and I enjoy it every time. Now all I have to do is find someone to make my life hell, and everything will be great.

Guest 783 signed in on Thursday, December 6th at 8:31pm

Name	Jamie
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Wacky-California
Comments	Well, I am from CA,USA... I like it dammit. THe earthquakes aren't everyday, and sunny very often and there is beautiful scenery in almost every direction. Anyway, Margret is crazy but so are you for being with her... but I like gossip and this gossip is free without any trouble.

Guest 782 signed in on Thursday, December 6th at 7:32pm

Name	Franny Middleton
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	USofA
Comments	incredible page! what do you do in your spare time?

Guest 781 signed in on Thursday, December 6th at 6:25pm

Name	jon
My URL	http://www.localsurfer.co.uk
Led here by	Search engine
Location	uk
Comments	Can you believe that guy two or so messages down runs a marriage class, and doesn't get it? Jesus Christ, what was it you said about reading comprehension and mental frailty? Gah! Righto, so unless your relationships are EXACTLY the same as what he thinks they SHOULD be, then you MUST be a fucked up wierdo. Funniest thing on the net, and your love for each other shines through. Anyone out there who doesn't think so, should try concentrating a little bit. Oh and this guestbook doesn't seem to like the Opera browser. Just thought you'd like to know. Maybe.

Guest 780 signed in on Thursday, December 6th at 5:38pm

Franny Middleton of USofA sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 778 signed in on Wednesday, December 5th at 7:46pm

Name	Matt Spencer
My page	T&C
My URL	http://tellurianicandcompany.homestead.com
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Sunny Luton.
Comments	Wow, I got onto the "Apology" page. Does this mean we're friends now? Can I come round and sleep on your sofa? How about letting me borrow some of your videos? Come on, tightwad, do you always treat your friends like this? Sheesh, no wonder you got yer butt kicked at paintballing...

Guest 777 signed in on Wednesday, December 5th at 7:44pm

Name	Shawna
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	USA
Comments	Brilliant. Just Brilliant.

Guest 776 signed in on Wednesday, December 5th at 6:08pm

Name	Juliet's Revenge
Led here by	Web page
Location	New York, NY
Comments	Just wanted to tell you that while I thought the Mexican standoff with the gravy was hilarious, amazing and something that could only happen to you two. My friend Eric swears to God he had that happen. Course he's not with that girl anymore. Couldn't commit to the battle to the death as you and Margaret have. Here's to you.

Guest 775 signed in on Wednesday, December 5th at 1:45pm

Name	ste
My page	Haunted Inns of Great Britain
My URL	http://www.hauntedinns.co.uk
Led here by	Magic
Location	Northwest England
Comments	Hauntingly familiar....Think the presents thing is not restricted to you and your missus....

Guest 774 signed in on Wednesday, December 5th at 1:37pm

Name	coneyisland
Led here by	Magic
Comments	This is absolutely AMAZING Mil! I am working on my own site which will specifically target utility companies. I am at the moment particularly impressed by: NTL, a certain debt collection company that shall remain nameless due to the Metallica "sue everyone" syndrome, SWALEC and the Student Loans Company. Keep it up!

Guest 773 signed in on Wednesday, December 5th at 9:24am

Name	herb
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	i think your both on crack! seriously i think you guys are the most cracked out couple ...to ever walk gods green earth! a couple like you should just be beaten like a kid in singapore. Jesus Christ..what's wrong with you white people?

Guest 772 signed in on Wednesday, December 5th at 8:05am

Name	aismal
Led here by	Web page
Location	uti ressa
Comments	det her var hysterisk morsomt..kjenner meg igjen i et antall situasjoner. Skikkelig bra formulert og satt p spissen p en herlig mte. Takk for at du frisker opp i arbeidstida:-)

Guest 771 signed in on Wednesday, December 5th at 5:17am

Name	Dave
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	USA
Comments	Ummmmm.... let me get this straight, although this has been very entertaining and all, why do you let yourself suffer like this. Ditch this chick (word used for polite reasons only) and find a girl that you can enjoy spending time with, a girl who loves you, and a girl who would not be considered clinically insane. I'm sure with all you have put on your page, you can persuade a judge to have her pay child support and you can live happily with the girl of your dreams with... can you believe it... little or no arguments! Believe it or not, I printed your whole website out and presented it to the class in the "bad relationships" part of my marriage and family living. The class catagorized your relationship as a hate/love relationship. You love her she HATES you! Think about your kid and how his life is going to be living with two parents who argue as much as you two do. His life will be a living hell. You will live a much happier life if you just get out of this relationship, kick her out of your house, get all of her worthless crap out, and nevr see her again.

Guest 770 signed in on Tuesday, December 4th at 3:22pm

Name	Dr John Stangel
Led here by	Search engine
Location	USA
Comments	Have you considered professional help?

Guest 769 signed in on Tuesday, December 4th at 1:58pm

Name	charlotte
Led here by	Search engine
Location	wales
Comments	it was absolutey hilarious but stay together because your like the couple out of Gimme Gimme Gimme wicked!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Guest 768 signed in on Tuesday, December 4th at 1:51pm

Name	natalie
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	I think this site is absolutly hillarious,I wonder if margret feels the same?????????? tch tch

Guest 767 signed in on Tuesday, December 4th at 12:53pm

Name	Lisa
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	You two sound like such a nice couple!

Guest 766 signed in on Tuesday, December 4th at 12:04pm

Name	Jim Doe
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	London
Comments	I just hope that one day I can achieve a similar level of understanding. Compared to my relationship you are starring in Happy Days.

Guest 765 signed in on Tuesday, December 4th at 1:43am

Name	Reb Trentrow
Led here by	Web page
Location	Canada, eh?
Comments	c'mon, mil...it cant be all THAT bad...

Guest 764 signed in on Monday, December 3rd at 9:24pm

Name	Jeff Martini
Led here by	Magic
Location	Southern Maryland, USA
Comments	Here is a real life conversation with my wife: Her: You never do anything around here. I do it all, you do nothing. Never, ever, ever do you lift a finger to help out. Me: Remember, I vacuumed and cleaned the bathrooms Sunday? Her: Oh big deal. What do you want, a medal? Me: No, I want you to stop saying that I never ever do anything around here. Her: You don't. And, repeat.

Guest 763 signed in on Monday, December 3rd at 5:26pm

Name	stcaey
Led here by	Web page
Location	isle of man
Comments	have u ever considered breaking up ? sorry to say but it soundslike to me you obviously dont get on

Guest 762 signed in on Monday, December 3rd at 5:16pm

Name	Rodrigo Barni
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	Porto Alegre, Rio Grande do Sul, Brazil
Comments	"...number of people have visited this site. Generally on their employer's time." Ah, true. So true. ;)

Guest 761 signed in on Monday, December 3rd at 11:12am

Name	nita
My page	midGETBIGot
My URL	http://midgetbigot.com
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	NY
Comments	This was absolutely hilarious and frighteningly familiar. It's something about Germans I think. I lived with a German man once, which was quite enough. When he came home he would take off his shoes outside, not so bad. And, then change into househoes. Again not so odd. The odd part was that he had a pair of houseshoes for every room in the house. Seems he didn't want to track the living room dirt into the kitchen or vice versa. AND although this was our home and he had bleached out the shower before stepping inot it he still insisted on wearing show clogs. Needless to say it was not a romantic hot spot. AND This was man who in the middle of fooling aorund heard the dryer bell ding and AND said "Hold that pose I want to get those things folded before they wrinkle." AND This was a man who would stand over me while I heated up a can of soup while I was ill and screamed the whole time don't cook it on high. It bubbles and when the bubbles burst the stove gets dirty. AND This is a man who although he can't handle spicy food once ate a whole pot of my chili because I sat down to eat a bowl before cleaning up the kitchen. He gave himself lovely cramps over that one. AND This was a man who although he only cooked one meal in our three years together constantly rearranged our kitchen to be identical to his mother's because he thought her way was better. AND This was a man who would drive 5 miles to save 2 cents on gass and was deliriously happy if he found money on a parking meter. AND I could go on but I think you get the drift. Incidentally, I did not grow up in a naked house either. I can't ever remember seeing my mom naked but with one hour of meeting his I saw her. A transcript of the beginning of our last big fight He: Why can't you cook like my mom? Me: Because I have no idea how to make gray mashed potatos. (break) Me; Stop rearranging the cabinets; I can't find anything He: Don't tell me what to do. You're not my mother. Me: That's right because you're mother would fuck you.

Guest 760 signed in on Monday, December 3rd at 6:54am

Name	Jae
My page	The Wonderful World of Worbils
My URL	http://www.worbil.com
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	U.S.
Comments	What an amusing monologue! For a number of reasons; #1- My mom puts plants in the shower. She does, she really does. So I know where you're coming from. #2-And it's just that damn funny. #3-Then there is the enigma that is Bobby, and somehow I think if he had a website dedicated to him. It would be rather like this one. Cheers!

Guest 759 signed in on Sunday, December 2nd at 11:25pm

Name	butt face
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	usa
Comments	This was totally stupid. Margaret is a total fag, and Mil.. or whoever is a geek. I dont find any of this funny

Guest 758 signed in on Sunday, December 2nd at 11:10pm

Name	ugly
Led here by	Search engine
Location	earth
Comments	you know mil i have had 1 email from you and a very sarcastic entry into my own guestbook, I agree with margaret, if you are as rude, arrogant and obnoxious to her as you were with me i would kick you in the back of the head with extreme prejudice (I don't generally comment of guestbook entries - and I'm certainly obnoxious and arrogant - but I won't be accused of bad manners. This is everything - Mil.)

Guest 757 signed in on Sunday, December 2nd at 8:14pm

Name	Jan
Led here by	Search engine
Location	England
Comments	Very very funny! But I am sorry I can see the logic of some of the things Margaret says! Other things are completely insane though!

Guest 756 signed in on Sunday, December 2nd at 2:32pm

Name	Rosie
Led here by	Web page
Location	England
Comments	Very, very, very funny! My brother always says to me " why are they there?" " "who are they" "the footballs on lets stop watching!" I fell your pain.

Guest 755 signed in on Sunday, December 2nd at 10:38am

Name	Chad
Led here by	Web page
Location	Canada, PEI
Comments	I think you should write a book too, this site is awesome! Tears have been spilled in laughter over here.

Guest 754 signed in on Sunday, December 2nd at 7:43am

Name	bah
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	you poor, poor bastard

Guest 753 signed in on Sunday, December 2nd at 7:22am

Name	William
My page	My site :P
My URL	http://www.evilseed.com/boarsai/
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	An Australian Coastline...
Comments	Ahhhh yes... women and their strange strange ways... no one will ever work out how they work. An amusing read no less... hate to be on the receiving end of most of that though :)

Guest 752 signed in on Sunday, December 2nd at 5:35am

Name	DJ
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	A place better than Afghanistan...way better
Comments	Great site dude. It's amazing to see how many women start dumb fights.

Guest 751 signed in on Sunday, December 2nd at 3:24am

Name	Erika
My page	Mojo
My URL	http://mojofarms.com
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Santa Cruz, Ca, USA
Comments	this is some funny shit man. I'm glad i'm single!

Guest 750 signed in on Sunday, December 2nd at 3:24am

Name	Erika
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Comments	this is some funny shit man. I'm glad i'm single!

Guest 749 signed in on Saturday, December 1st at 9:57am

Name	Tom Lee
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Arizona USA
Comments	Great page, have you thought of writting an instruction manual for all women?

Guest 748 signed in on Saturday, December 1st at 9:22am

Name	Jenny Berger
My page	malleron.com
My URL	http://www.malleron.com
Led here by	Web page
Location	Arlington, Texas USA
Comments	BRAVO! Thanks for doing your part to keep biting sarcasm and general wit alive online.

Guest 747 signed in on Saturday, December 1st at 7:22am

Name	Sam
Led here by	Web page
Comments	Is that a picture of Margaret at the bottom of the page? I think she's very attractive. (Before you put the mouse over the image, and the goblin comes up)

Guest 746 signed in on Saturday, December 1st at 6:29am

Name	Emma Lendrum
My page	-
My URL	http://-
Led here by	Barry
Location	Australia
Comments	this is really funny and has definatly earned it's place in the bored.com humour section. well done emma

Guest 745 signed in on Saturday, December 1st at 3:34am

Name	Bob McDevitt
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	I feel your pain. I really do.

Guest 744 signed in on Friday, November 30th at 10:51pm

Jennifer of California sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 743 signed in on Friday, November 30th at 10:26pm

Name	Jennifer
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Wacky California
Comments	Mil, I just love this site! I love your sense of humor and your views on things. Ha...I'm still laughing. I just signed up for your mailing list. And now that I know you update it every week I'll be back sooner!

Guest 742 signed in on Friday, November 30th at 7:56pm

Name	Holly
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Dallas,TX
Comments	Have you published any books? You are better than Dave Barry you know, and look how rich HE is. He has BILLIONS! Also, I have to ask: when Margret put that "fleshy thing" in your face, did you massage it? Your answer will change my mood for the rest of the day. If you say "Yes, I gave her a foot massage." I will have to choose between coming on the spot, or being pissed off because NOBODY deserves a mate so accommodating. If you say "No, I didn't." I will feel.....what's that German word for "pleasure at the misfortunes of another"? (I'm sure it's on your site somewhere but I haven't gotten to it yet).

Guest 741 signed in on Friday, November 30th at 7:55pm

Name	ugly
My page	uglyworld
My URL	http://my.genie.co.uk/the-uglyone
Led here by	Magic
Location	not quite sure
Comments	as a statement of facts, i am astounded, did you create this site for the barristers if you ever go missin?

Guest 740 signed in on Friday, November 30th at 5:42am

Name	Tina
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	I was searching for the meanings for sayings for my daughter and somehow your site was listed in there...Once I started reading, I could not stop, I was laughing so hard...I love your stories and wish I knew a couple as fun and interested as you two are. But I am Canadian and no one is like that here. What I love about your webpage is that you make it ok to talk about the fights that we all have (perhaps not like yours) and find the humour in it. I am forwarding your page to my friends with whom I share my spousal disagreements. It is ok to disagree and we will all survive, things do not have to be perfect all the time, and we can even stay together. Sometimes our spouses drive us insane...I like that you take a humourous stand on it. Thanks for sharing and giving me a laugh.

Guest 739 signed in on Friday, November 30th at 4:24am

Name	Jason VanHoorne
My page	none yet
My URL	http://none yet
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	U.S., Houston,Texas
Comments	i just had to say something here cuz your site is very good and i read most of it so if u could keep me updated on are crazy wife i would like that

Guest 738 signed in on Friday, November 30th at 2:28am

Name	Miranda
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	The land of hicks and country folk with really big guns ie The USA....
Comments	You've got a great girl there! By the by do you have a cute brother?

Guest 737 signed in on Thursday, November 29th at 10:13pm

Name	Heather
Led here by	Magic
Location	New York
Comments	I know that it isn't right to laugh at another person's pain, but after stumbling across your website, my sides hurt for days from the laughter. I had to show the page to my husband, who (up until he read it)thought I was a complete lunatic. Thank you for sharing!

Guest 736 signed in on Thursday, November 29th at 10:10pm

Heather of New York sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 735 signed in on Thursday, November 29th at 9:08pm

Name	gemma
My page	so tell me please am i wasting my time
My URL	http://gemmacrabtree.tripod.com/sotellmepleaseamiwastingmytime/
Led here by	Search engine
Location	cambridge, up a bit from london
Comments	if i end up as happy as you and margret, i will be eteranlly grateful.

Guest 734 signed in on Thursday, November 29th at 5:40pm

Name	Jim
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	Nevada
Comments	alot to be said about consistency.

Guest 733 signed in on Thursday, November 29th at 4:25pm

Name	G.
Led here by	Web page
Comments	By the way, your writing skills are exelent, ever thought about making this into a book? id buy it, just so i wouldnt have to log on everytime my wife does somthin and say SEE YOUR JUST LIKE MARGRET!!(she said margret had some issues, to witch i almost passed out upon hearing)

Guest 732 signed in on Thursday, November 29th at 4:18pm

Name	G.
Led here by	Web page
Location	Orlando Fl.
Comments	Your "things me and my girlfriend have argued about" page has started quite a cult following at work and in my small circle of friends, witch seems to get smaller eveytime i tell one of them about the funniest web page about relationships i think ive ever seen. Love the page. and UPDATE more often!! your with a woman, shouldnt be too hard to generate new content:P

Guest 731 signed in on Thursday, November 29th at 12:18pm

Name	Jezz
My page	sachoass
My URL	http://sachoaa.cjb.net
Led here by	Web page
Location	Australia
Comments	I've got this page linked to my site because its so funny and our visitors get a kick out of it. I's located in our groovy sites somewhere along with all the other legendary sites! Cheers Jezz

Guest 730 signed in on Wednesday, November 28th at 10:13pm

Name	Matt Arneson
Led here by	Coincidence
Comments	Yeah...I know the story...I'm living it. Weird how two men on the other side of the world from each other could be married to the same woman. Does your's also pick her nose and try and flick it at you while your driving on the highway? Just curious.

Guest 729 signed in on Wednesday, November 28th at 8:49pm

Name	Jen
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Silver Spring, MD
Comments	Dirty - I should have known.

Guest 728 signed in on Wednesday, November 28th at 8:48pm

Jen of Silver Spring, MD sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 727 signed in on Wednesday, November 28th at 6:24pm

Name	Robyn
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	New York USA
Comments	This has got to be some of the funniest anectdotes I have ever come across, tears were streaming down my face in excruciating laughter. My husband and I rarely fight and I do mean rarely and when we do it is extremely significant, so to read this and try to grasp at all the questions that arise because of it is mind boggling. you truly are a hero in my eyes because you have an amazing ability or psychosis in which to forgive and love your partner kudos you are one in a million!

Guest 726 signed in on Wednesday, November 28th at 2:45pm

Name	Debbie
Led here by	Search engine
Location	ireland
Comments	Jaysis, i never realized what a bitch i can be!!! & i not half as bad as your girlfriend!!!!

Guest 725 signed in on Wednesday, November 28th at 7:51am

Name	Britt
My page	N/A
My URL	http://N/A
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	NJ
Comments	Your girls cute :)

Guest 724 signed in on Wednesday, November 28th at 1:21am

Name	Jeffry Titus
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Arizona, USA
Comments	Mil, you're a great man. You are like a great explorer, delving into the unknown, with a clear open mind and trying to come to some rationalisation of that which cannot be rationalised.

Guest 723 signed in on Tuesday, November 27th at 9:41pm

Name	Me
Led here by	Barry
Location	Right here
Comments	Did you really exchange a mullet for a red barnet? I can't decide which is worse your taste in women or your hair... Nope, hair wins but either way you lose

Guest 722 signed in on Tuesday, November 27th at 8:48pm

Name	M.Crow
My page	The MikeundPat reader
My URL	http://CFT.tripod.com/mikeundpat.html
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	USA USA USA!
Comments	What, no nude photos? I read through your hilarious and accurate insights about women only to find that there are no photos of your German princess. What a gyp.

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Guest 720 signed in on Tuesday, November 27th at 6:53pm

Name	Ann-Marie
My page	As good as it gets
My URL	http://www.asgoodasitgets.org
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Canada
Comments	Ur page is more like an itemized list of things "not to do" for me. It's like, don't do what donny don't does.....u watch simpsons over there? lol. It's cool u have a sense of humor about it though, lucky her.

Guest 719 signed in on Tuesday, November 27th at 2pm

Name	Dan Rife
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Ontario, Canada
Comments	Laughed my ass off. As per usual, my girlfriend has similar traits, but you've definitely picked the winner! Keep up the fight.....

Guest 718 signed in on Tuesday, November 27th at 7:03am

Name	Jessica
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Canada, ey?
Comments	I'm an American who was raised in Germany from the age of 5 until 15, and am now married to a Canadian man. Needless to say, I find your site absolutely hysterical and check it daily for updates (being too lazy to submit myself into the mailing list queue.) So far, my husband has managed to find 9 events and situations in your list that are (so he says) similar to things I've 'done to him' over the course of our relationship. Thank god he finds that funny, else I'd have to find someone else to put up with me. :)

Guest 716 signed in on Monday, November 26th at 11:30pm

Name	doggybag
My page	barganews
My URL	http://www.barganews.com
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	Barga ITALY
Comments	brilliant ...have you seen what other people are saying about you ? http://www.the-flipside.co.uk/cgi-bin/yabb/YaBB.cgi?board=general&action=display&num=1006793522 ciao doggybag P.S I am Irish, my wife is Italian.....laughed all day reading your stories, in the same boat.

Guest 715 signed in on Monday, November 26th at 10:20pm

Name	Deelana
Led here by	Web page
Location	England
Comments	This is hilarious! Ok, you've probably got that comment loads of times, but it's true...

Guest 714 signed in on Monday, November 26th at 10:19pm

Name	Bryan
Led here by	Web page
Location	USA
Comments	Very funny. I am American, and have a German wife. I can relate to some, but (thank god), not all of your entries. Better luck in the future.

Guest 713 signed in on Monday, November 26th at 9:08pm

Name	Michael
My page	Strange Matter
My URL	http://www.strangematter.org/
Led here by	Web page
Location	Rochester, NY, USA
Comments	I absolutely love your writing style and sense of humour. You should really consider writing a book about your life. Honestly.

Guest 712 signed in on Sunday, November 25th at 8:59am

Name	shitetalkerbutstillhonest
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	yr life sucks. off yr self or at least develop a debilitationg drug habit thinking about it all the time.

Guest 711 signed in on Sunday, November 25th at 4:45am

Name	Meg
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Wyoming.
Comments	I totally resent the comment about Wyoming!!! Otherwise, I like the site...it's pretty funny.

Guest 710 signed in on Saturday, November 24th at 11:57pm

Name	Brian
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Queensland, Australia
Comments	A totally, TOTALLY hilarious commentary. My wife & I, who, incidentally, hardly ever argue, (really!) were in hysterics laughing at the antics of you guys!!!! ( So much so, that our two children came running out to check out what we were laughing at!!!!!!) ( We told m to mind their own business and hogged this very site to ourselves!!!!!)

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Guest 708 signed in on Saturday, November 24th at 8:23pm

Name	Jayme
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	Indiana, USA
Comments	I love you! Leave that evil woman and bring your adorable kids here. ok, so i'm 16... anywho, hilarious hilarious stuff!

Guest 707 signed in on Saturday, November 24th at 5:40pm

Name	Angus
Led here by	Magic
Location	Scotland
Comments	"If you don't know i'm not going to tell you" I think i dated her cousin

Guest 706 signed in on Saturday, November 24th at 7:22am

Chris of Boston, MA sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 705 signed in on Saturday, November 24th at 3:06am

Name	Chris Lamb
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Victoria, BC, Canada
Comments	oh. my. god. That is the funniest thing i've seen. Ever. I fell of my chair, my throat is raw from laughing .. and i'm having trouble seeing straight.

Guest 704 signed in on Saturday, November 24th at 2:41am

Name	Stephane
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	BC, Canada
Comments	Great to read! It was particularly funny to see which ones match the arguments that I have with my spouse. I'll be back for updates.

Guest 703 signed in on Friday, November 23rd at 2:47pm

Name	Lisa
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Brussels, Belgium (am Irish though)
Comments	Hi Mil - I've laughed so hard reading this site! You really should consider writing a book..All the best to you, Margret and ye're boys - I'll be back for more..!

Guest 702 signed in on Friday, November 23rd at 8:47am

Name	Samuel Griffin
My page	none
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	North Carolina, USA
Comments	Take a pill, keep writing your frustrations out in type form, don't go ape-shit with lead justice...don't call cigarettes fags (they are sensitive)....SMILE, frown, stand there and look complacent....recycle....Hold hands while crossing the street.....Love your kids!

Guest 701 signed in on Friday, November 23rd at 6:46am

Name	Dod
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	lll

Guest 700 signed in on Friday, November 23rd at 3:59am

Name	John Atwood
Led here by	Web page
Location	California, USA
Comments	I laughed out loud after reading your commentary. The bit about watching movies is especially close to home for me. Like you, I too, have recognized the futility of employing things such as logic and reason to any of my arguments at home. I shall look forward to future installments. Thank you for letting me know that I may not be the only one experiencing these situations.

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