Mil's Guestbook Archive (Guests 500 to 599)

Welcome to Mil's Guestbook Archive for guests five hundred to five hundred and ninety-nine, located for your convenience and travelling comfort in a snuggery.

Note that, in order to fox puppy-fiddlingly evil spammers, a visitor's e-mail address, if given, is automatically disguised. The correct response in such a case is to remove the false bit.

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Guest 599 signed in on Monday, November 5th at 11:17pm

Name	Mike
Led here by	Web page
Location	California, USA
Comments	Found you via blinkerfluid.com. What a riot! You guys put the funk in disfunctional! Whenever I think my wife and are are incompatible, I'll think of you and be ever so grateful.

Guest 598 signed in on Monday, November 5th at 10:12pm

Name	Gravy (oddly enough)
My page	Laze website
My URL	http://lazemusic.com
Led here by	Web page
Location	Cincinnati OH, USA
Comments	Love this stuff! I have tried to put myself in your situation. I think I could survive happily in your situation except for the TURN SIGNALS! That, my friend, would drive me bonkers.

Guest 597 signed in on Monday, November 5th at 8:17pm

Name	Dave VanAllen
My page	Apostatize.com
My URL	http://apostatize.com
Led here by	Web page
Location	Ohio USA
Comments	Hilarious pages! Thanks for the laugh!

Guest 596 signed in on Monday, November 5th at 2:44pm

Name	Alyssa
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	NY
Comments	this is the best! rock on!

Guest 595 signed in on Sunday, November 4th at 6:36pm

Name	Nefarious Hex
My page	Nefarious Hex Dot Com
My URL	http://www.nefarioushex.com/
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	England... secreted in the depths of the mysterious east midlands. or something. oh, alright. Kettering. I admit it.
Comments	Ha! I love this page. I have blogged it, on my blog, no less. I loved your arguments page. Fantastic. :D

Guest 594 signed in on Sunday, November 4th at 2:12pm

Name	youreAWanker
My page	you REALLY are a wanker!
My URL	http://getfucked
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Earth
Comments	You have WAY too much spare time. Why don't you just break up with this bitch if you so many things shit you about her? At least then you can put your time into finding someone you actually like, or maybe getting a job. Get a life, and when you do PLEASE dont think anyone wants to hear about it. I'm never coming back here again. Biggest waste of time EVER!

Guest 593 signed in on Saturday, November 3rd at 10:08pm

Name	Me
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	Are you 2 still together?!Ibroke up with my wife 2 years ago because she wouldn't put her mouth near my ****! So I shagged her hard and then ended it Good Luck!

Guest 592 signed in on Saturday, November 3rd at 10pm

Name	Barry
Led here by	Web page
Location	Scotland
Comments	Hey that's a lot of arguements and I can't belive that she would call that a difference on the toothbrush!It took me 10 minutes to see it!And I am so surprised that you haven't had an arguement about sex yet! WOW!You must be superman!

Guest 591 signed in on Saturday, November 3rd at 9:29pm

Name	Susie
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	muddiest corner of Scotland ever inhabited
Comments	Thanks! It did me more good than a bottle of St. John's Wort.

Guest 590 signed in on Saturday, November 3rd at 9:23pm

Name	Susie
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	muddiest corner of Scotland ever inhabited
Comments	Thanks! It did me more good than a bottle of St. John's Wort.

Guest 589 signed in on Saturday, November 3rd at 7:57pm

Name	Kriss
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	Birmingham England
Comments	I liked olivers comment he sounds like my kind of guy and from my part of the country xxxxx

Guest 588 signed in on Saturday, November 3rd at 6:51pm

Name	Oliver
Led here by	Search engine
Location	RAF Cosford UK
Comments	Well said Frank Kick her in the cunt.

Guest 587 signed in on Saturday, November 3rd at 6:48pm

Name	fi
Led here by	Web page
Location	glasgow
Comments	sounds like my parents. and wot me and my finace will b doing wen we finally manage to get a flat together. but i feel for you. and her. but especially your children. bye

Guest 586 signed in on Saturday, November 3rd at 6:45pm

Name	Frank
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Ipswich Suffolk UK
Comments	What a load of crap, get a life !!!!!

Guest 585 signed in on Saturday, November 3rd at 5:43pm

Name	Jeff Brandimore
Led here by	Web page
Location	Ypsilanti, Michigan; USA
Comments	I love your page. Always good for a laugh. My wife doesn't think it's funny. I don't know why.

Guest 584 signed in on Friday, November 2nd at 11:55pm

Name	Tim
My page	Tim and Johanna's page
My URL	http://timandjohanna.freehomepage.com
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Chicago, IL
Comments	This is too funny! You are correct on all accounts, my friend! Keep up the writing, I see the makings of a great book!

Guest 583 signed in on Friday, November 2nd at 11:44pm

Name	Quarthon
My page	f u you bloody sod
My URL	http://www.sodimites.com
Led here by	Web page
Location	the center of the earth
Comments	from your "little" (and i use the term little lightly) page on your arguements between you and the sloppy cunt of a girlfriend you have i say, you both have nurological impariments and should be killed in a most gruesome way, ie. put in a meat grinder feet first.

Guest 582 signed in on Friday, November 2nd at 11:44pm

Name	Quarthon
My page	f u you bloody sod
My URL	http://www.sodimites.com
Led here by	Web page
Location	the center of the earth
Comments	from your "little" (and i use the term little lightly) page on your arguements between you and the sloppy cunt of a girlfriend you have i say, you both have nurological impariments and should be killed in a most gruesome way, ie. put in a meat grinder feet first.

Guest 581 signed in on Friday, November 2nd at 9:28pm

Name	Bip
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Comments	I'm not really sure which bit of everything here is funniest. Your reactions are, of course, priceless, and the reason I've been reading your website on a continuing basis for many months. Margaret sounds like an incredible girl, and is cute as well. And much of the feedback here is pretty humorous, in an "authored by barely literate monkeys attempting to hump keyboards" sort of way. K1K M4D

Guest 580 signed in on Friday, November 2nd at 6:22pm

Name	hutchy
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Comments	dont go out with her then

Guest 579 signed in on Friday, November 2nd at 5:57pm

Name	the goat
My page	mr monky
Led here by	Search engine
Location	russia
Comments	it sucked

Guest 578 signed in on Friday, November 2nd at 12:09am

Name	scoobs11
Led here by	Web page
Location	cumbria (GB)
Comments	you poor sod. i just hope she's good in bed !!!

Guest 577 signed in on Thursday, November 1st at 11:03pm

Name	Trogg
My page	erm hold on i know this one ,,,don't tell me its its its
Led here by	Magic
Location	i'm here ya idiot
Comments	didn't you kill my brother?

Guest 576 signed in on Thursday, November 1st at 10:16pm

Name	Skye Smith
My page	(It's not MY homepage, it's my sweety's)
My URL	http://www.syfoon.com
Led here by	Barry
Location	Nova Scotia, Canada
Comments	Great site, for sure! All that senseless stupid arguing seems so familiar. It reminds me of my parents, so I can completely understand. I argue a lot too... I'm not sure I argue about the shit you guys do though. Ah well... good luck!

Guest 575 signed in on Thursday, November 1st at 6:51pm

Name	Vince Clortheau, Keymaster of Gozer
Led here by	Web page
Location	NY
Comments	Just hit her in the back of the head with some French Bread continuosly until she learns to shut up. I would really rather watch cats screw the rest of my life if I had to put up with that petty, inconceivbly ridiculous garbage. Also, what the hell is wrong with you putting up with it? Grow a pair and put her in her place. Also, I'm sure there are areas where you can improve yourself. At least she is not from Finland. Because as we all know, the Finns have no regard for human life.

Guest 574 signed in on Thursday, November 1st at 9:33am

Jennifer McQueen of irvin sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 573 signed in on Thursday, November 1st at 8:59am

Name	phoenix_rising
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	adelaide Australia
Comments	mate i feel really sorry for you but then again I know some women that are like that + try being a teenager raised by a mother that has the same way for arguing back and borth and jumping through different topics

Guest 572 signed in on Thursday, November 1st at 2:10am

Name	ashbear
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	sorry, i just posted but it bothers me someone would take the time to sign the guestbook if they didnt like the page.. they say it was a waste of time.. what more of a waste it is then, that they read the whole boring thing and then continued to find the guest book and complain about their own time management.. what a waste of time.

Guest 571 signed in on Thursday, November 1st at 2:04am

Name	AshBear :o)
Led here by	Web page
Location	OH, USA!!
Comments	your page is sooooo funny... i laughed til i cried about the plant in the shower lol. maybe im just easliy amused but i read your whole page and look forward to more. keep it up, hang in there. tell peter i said hi, hes a QT. hehe. PS- because margaret wont stop opening your mail, put a letter in there that "a friend" (yourself) wrote to you, saying something about how the police is coming to arrest margaret for her bad driving the next day lol. see if she acts funny. u will kno if its Peter or not soon.

Guest 570 signed in on Wednesday, October 31st at 10:40pm

Name	Lora
Led here by	Magic
Location	Here!
Comments	Hehehehehehehehehehe this is really funny....and interesting! It kept me laughing for quite a while....then i fell off my chair and thought I should calm down (j/k!)

Guest 569 signed in on Wednesday, October 31st at 8:23pm

Name	Alex Therien
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Toronto, Canada
Comments	Absolutely out-of-this-world hilarious. I have read every inch of the page and find myself wanting more. You should write a book. Seriously.

Guest 568 signed in on Wednesday, October 31st at 5:14pm

Name	Danny
Led here by	Web page
Location	Salford, England
Comments	This web site is hilarious. I have read some of the things on here out to my sister, mother and partner...and they all say 'You men are typical...You just don't understand women at all do you ?' Damn right we don't. Been trying to figure them out for years now. I think your doing the right thing in staying with her Mil. Appart from the fact that it keeps your web page going (then again...you could be with any woman to get the same comments), but Margret is gorgeous. I'd put up with all those arguments. Hope you don't mind me saying that.

Guest 567 signed in on Wednesday, October 31st at 2:26pm

Name	Michelle
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Uk
Comments	p.s i didn't actually read the whole site sorry i have a short attention span and found it quite boring plus i'm in a physics class and was meant to be revising

Guest 566 signed in on Wednesday, October 31st at 2:25pm

Name	Michelle
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Uk
Comments	This site was funny at the beginning but then ur egotistical, male shovenist, sexist opinions set in and proved how sad and lonely you really are. I know married life is hard (not from experience as im only 15) but you just have to learn to cope, maybe you could do with some outside help?

Guest 565 signed in on Wednesday, October 31st at 6:49am

Name	Melinda
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Comments	very interesting site ...i think i will come back :)

Guest 564 signed in on Wednesday, October 31st at 6:06am

Name	sarah mcavinn
Led here by	Web page
Location	Barberton, ohio
Comments	i foung this site like 2 years ago or something, and i found it again somehow through bored.com, are u two still together

Guest 563 signed in on Wednesday, October 31st at 5:10am

Name	Jc
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Maryland, USA
Comments	The drama that is my everyday life (read: my girlfriend) just doesnt so bad when I read about yours. :) all kidding aside though, drives me crazy, but i dont think i'd trade her in for the world, in all her stubborn, intentionally disagreeing glory. i assume you feel the same or you wouldnt be with yours :) kudos to you, thanks for the laugh. ~ jc

Guest 562 signed in on Wednesday, October 31st at 3:03am

Name	Jay Stuler
My page	Graymore
My URL	http://www.graymore.com
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Ohio, USA
Comments	Damn that was funny, I'm crying from laughing so hard!!! hilarious!!! My favorite picture is the plant in the bathtub.

Guest 561 signed in on Tuesday, October 30th at 8:33pm

Name	Rick
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Comments	What the heck are you cryin' about! She seems like a great gal - to put you in an early grave!

Guest 560 signed in on Tuesday, October 30th at 4am

Name	Taylor
Led here by	Magic
Location	Vancouver, Washington
Comments	holy shit this huge list of crap to argue about is pretty damn big!!! i mean i agrue a lot but im nothing compared to this!

Guest 559 signed in on Tuesday, October 30th at 2:19am

Name	Maggie
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Glasgow
Comments	heheh. That's all I have to say.

Guest 558 signed in on Monday, October 29th at 10:39pm

Name	gudenuf1
Led here by	Magic
Location	Lichfield
Comments	My God; all that and Wolverhampton too. Never mind. Chin up and keep up the good work.

Guest 557 signed in on Monday, October 29th at 10:09pm

Name	Kathryn
My page	don't have one
My URL	http://none
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Aberdeen
Comments	Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, its unbelievable how long that list is, i couldn't finish reading it tonight cos i am tired but tomorrow i will finish reading it once and for all.

Guest 556 signed in on Monday, October 29th at 8:10pm

Name	Stephanie Gollings
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Atlanta, Georgia, USA
Comments	Not only did I find this site through a search engine, but the amazing thing is that I was looking for sites on how to stop vomiting. This was the first site it showed me, so I decided to look. I don't think I have laughed so hard in a couple of days as I have today. Well, yeah I have.

Guest 555 signed in on Monday, October 29th at 12:10pm

Name	buB
My page	the galaxy of andys head
My URL	http://www.btinternet.com/~end-support/
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	scotland
Comments	always remember....DO NOT LET THE KIDS TURN OUT THAT WAY as that would be a danger to society!!!

Guest 554 signed in on Monday, October 29th at 12:10am

Name	Ted
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	USA
Comments	Sounds like Margret is Coo Coo ka Chew which means as crazy as a loon.

Guest 553 signed in on Sunday, October 28th at 9:54pm

Name	Silvermachine
My page	what?
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Lancashire
Comments	The friend is one Merrick Godhaven. Do either of you snore? You should try it. Caroline and I find it's billy bargain for starting the day/early hours with a few gratuitous words of abuse or indeed a good way do provoke a whole day of being ignored. That's me being ignored, I, aparently, snore. I think I can probably see that marriage is not in your grand scheme (or am making sweeping and unfair assumptions?)... but anyway. Try planning ANYTHING to do with your marriage, it'll make you search for really discreet hit-people on Google. Have fun, love Ricahrd

Guest 552 signed in on Sunday, October 28th at 12:54pm

Name	aneeeeeeeet
Led here by	Web page
Location	england
Comments	u have my deepest sympathy...but in the end its ur own fault...u should never try and get on with a german...let alone a german female!! stick to us english girls...we make more sense and talk english too! (yay!)

Guest 551 signed in on Sunday, October 28th at 2:45am

Name	Kate Foxe
Led here by	Coincidence
Comments	I admire Margret more than words can express. She is my new heroine for keeping a man so tantalizingly vexed. As a southern U.S woman, who has lived with a Spaniard for 11 years (so we have cutural clashes aplenty) I can only bow to Marget's endurance at keeping a man so thoroughly involved and frothing through the mysteries of the foreigness, femninity and insanity. Would you please give Margret all my deepest regards. kate P.S. My boyfriend caught me braying and choking over your hilarious site. He deemed it "not very funny" and probably "full of lies." This started a week long arguement on the relative insanity of our respective cultural ticks.

Guest 550 signed in on Saturday, October 27th at 9:14pm

Name	Ellie
Led here by	Web page
Location	UK
Comments	this is f**kin funny man! you ought to publish this! It highlights all common petty arguements that all couples can relate to! keep up the good work!

Guest 549 signed in on Saturday, October 27th at 4:31pm

Name	Deborah And Vicky
Led here by	Magic
Location	England
Comments	WE LOVE THIS PAGE!!!!!!!

Guest 548 signed in on Saturday, October 27th at 6:04am

Name	Harry Doc Kloor
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	I thought I had problems ....not anymore...you are in my prayers...and I don't usually pray at all

Guest 547 signed in on Saturday, October 27th at 4:19am

Name	Rachelle
Led here by	Barry
Comments	i luv the page :) spesh that stuff that u and ur girlfriend argue about.. now my arguements with my boyfriend dont seem so petty! no offense to her but she doesnt sound like she deserves u!

Guest 546 signed in on Friday, October 26th at 4:09am

Name	Vance Vagell
My page	PraetorBlue
My URL	http://149.152.213.213
Led here by	Web page
Location	Danbury, CT, USA
Comments	Funny... sent it on to a friend. She loves it too. You should write a book :) Seriously.

Guest 545 signed in on Thursday, October 25th at 5pm

Name	Drew
My page	Drew & Capri's Page (more or less)
My URL	http://www.drewncapris.net
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Chicago, IL, USA
Comments	I laughed so hard I cried, and then threw up. But your mailing list doesn't work!!!

Guest 544 signed in on Thursday, October 25th at 11:49am

Name	Dave
My page	MSN Home
My URL	http://www.msn.com
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	South South East
Comments	I have probably spent 2 working days reading everything on this site. Don't tell my boss. I apologise for posting here like everyone else just to become part of the site, but i just can't help myself; even though the situation between Mil and Margret is obviously highly superior to that of mine and my girlfriend's, i will make comparisons in order to seem partisan to this glorious monument to being a man. Women (in general) argue with us so much not because they lack a sense of logic, but because they have a totally different system for logic - a completely 'alien' (without wanting to slip into 'men are from mars' territory) set of values - lipstick is important, unplugging my alarm clock to do the ironing isn't. Because of this, arguing is futile. We realise this, but women (obviously) don't. I was twenty minutes late for work this morning because i was not allowed to walk out on an argument (caring about being late for work was apparently 'boring'). Couple this difference in values with a cross cultural clash (in your case, Mil, German/English, in my case French/English) and you have a complete impasse (for example french people care about food, english people don't germans even less, i would imagine). As many people (women) seem to fail to understand, this is in no way related to love - you love who you love and that's it, arguments aren't a reason not to love someone. This site is brilliant. I only wish I had found it sooner to make myself feel more sane. Good luck Mil.

Guest 543 signed in on Wednesday, October 24th at 10:06pm

Name	Mandie
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	I can completely relate to your life because my boyfriend and I can never agree on anything - funny thing is that we start arguments because we enjoy them!

Guest 542 signed in on Wednesday, October 24th at 4:50pm

Name	Dan
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Frankfurt
Comments	Dude I feel for you. I've got the yellow living room too. Tch

Guest 541 signed in on Wednesday, October 24th at 6:48am

Name	Luis
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	California, USA
Comments	I Feel your pain man. I so feel for you. My God man, thank you for sharing. This is some of the funniest shit iv'e ever seen. I couldnt breathe through most of it.

Guest 540 signed in on Wednesday, October 24th at 6:48am

Name	Luis
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	California, USA
Comments	I Feel your pain man. I so feel for you. My God man, thank you for sharing. This is some of the funniest shit iv'e ever seen. I couldnt breathe through most of it.

Guest 539 signed in on Tuesday, October 23rd at 10:49pm

Name	Jennifer
Led here by	Barry
Location	Wacky Californian
Comments	Oh wow, I've spent a very unproductive day at work reading your page and lauging out loud. Thanks for sharing your life with us! I had much more fun reading this page today then working. :)

Guest 538 signed in on Tuesday, October 23rd at 1:47pm

Name	phoeb
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	adorf/germany
Comments	i think you're writing very good. i nearly died because of laughing so much . and your humor is very sarcastic and i love sarcastic people i dont know why but it is so . please go on writing and stay as you are BYE

Guest 537 signed in on Monday, October 22nd at 2:50pm

Name	Splog
My page	The Contentists
My URL	http://www.golps.co.uk
Led here by	Web page
Location	Scotland
Comments	Ah, the joys of guestbooks. Where all the idiots of the world join together to create a bustling microcosm of silly abbreviations and typos. N1ce webcite btw, k33p updtn! Zoiks.

Guest 536 signed in on Monday, October 22nd at 3:42am

Name	Ryan
Led here by	Web page
Comments	get a fucking life, you pathetic loser.

Guest 535 signed in on Monday, October 22nd at 2:11am

Name	Holly and Nathan
My page	The Captive Soul
My URL	http://www.angelfire.com/journal2/hsheetz
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	Baton Rouge
Comments	Mil, that has to be about the best laugh we've had in....in...ever!!! You are a God and must be worshipped for eons to come! Behold your greatness! dies laughing while emailing the link to everyone she's ever known Thank you!

Guest 534 signed in on Monday, October 22nd at 12:25am

Name	susan
Led here by	Search engine
Location	altanta
Comments	she's right you know!!

Guest 533 signed in on Sunday, October 21st at 8:14pm

Name	reagae
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	fuck me hard and slow and pay me lots

Guest 532 signed in on Sunday, October 21st at 8:14pm

Name	reagae
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	fuck me hard and slow and pay me lots

Guest 531 signed in on Sunday, October 21st at 8:13pm

Name	ruth
Led here by	Web page
Comments	fgefgdafadfahfgfewagfaerhfjthdshyrea\htaeth\eh\a

Guest 530 signed in on Sunday, October 21st at 12:15am

Name	Frank Haney
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Essex
Comments	I loved it. The picture at the bottom of the "Things" page is the icing on the cake.

Guest 529 signed in on Saturday, October 20th at 9:34pm

Name	Julie
My page	Julie's Shrine to Brian
My URL	http://www.geocities.com/merlyntemple/
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Michigan
Comments	You and Margret make me feel a lot better about the relationship I'm in. I thought we argue too much. Heh... now I know there's no such thing. :) Thanks for enlightening me.

Guest 528 signed in on Saturday, October 20th at 12:16pm

Name	laura
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	usa
Comments	she is ot that pretty! must e good stuff

Guest 527 signed in on Saturday, October 20th at 3:12am

Name	Jeremy
Led here by	Web page
Comments	Nice job!

Guest 526 signed in on Friday, October 19th at 10:43pm

Name	Brittney
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	US
Comments	Lovely.

Guest 525 signed in on Friday, October 19th at 2:58pm

Name	Vicki
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Springfield, Mo USA
Comments	Oh my god I have not laffed so hard in so long, and YES i clicked on ALL the links, even the one about the theif of your work. Thank You, You are tremendously funny and witty and i hope to read more soon.

Guest 524 signed in on Friday, October 19th at 2:48pm

Name	Rosaleen
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	Ireland
Comments	Laughed out loud, cheers!

Guest 523 signed in on Friday, October 19th at 11:28am

Name	Kat
My page	Katz Realm
My URL	http://www.angelfire.com/realm/ofthekatz/index.html
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Australia
Comments	i love it! and i think margret is totally right! ha haha haha!!

Guest 522 signed in on Thursday, October 18th at 2:24pm

Name	Tina
Led here by	Magic
Location	Germany (!)
Comments	A Kiwi Fruit has always to be cut across the middle. Believe me. But I do agree, theres no need to snap a Kit-Kat, next time, buy one of those "chunky"Kit-Kat-things.

Guest 521 signed in on Thursday, October 18th at 12:14pm

Name	Nathan
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Hillsboro, Oregon, USA
Comments	It's great that you have someone to love, have kids with, put up a web site about, etc. But...she's a complete lunatic. Good luck and God bless.

Guest 520 signed in on Thursday, October 18th at 4:03am

Name	Tye
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Comments	Wow. Margaret must really be a freak. Kudos unto you, sir, for dealing with her such that the rest of the world need not do so.

Guest 519 signed in on Wednesday, October 17th at 5:20pm

Name	Dee
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Wacky California. I like my feet messaged!
Comments	If you have such problems with her that you feel the need to share them with the rest of the world....then why in gods name are you still with her???? Boredom? No, wait, you like to torture yourslf. And you say Californians are wacky!

Guest 518 signed in on Wednesday, October 17th at 12:16pm

Name	Geoff Clive
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Birmingham
Comments	Most entertaining....But what's this "Ironing" you keep banging on about. I asked my wife if she knew and she hit me with something hot and heavy.

Guest 517 signed in on Wednesday, October 17th at 1:08am

Name	lemonte cranston
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Whacky California
Comments	Awesome web page. I like your sense of humor and whit. You must love her and what she puts you through though! Sounds like fun...

Guest 516 signed in on Tuesday, October 16th at 2:50am

Name	Margret
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	I can't believe what a liar that bastard boyfriend of mine is I want you to all know all these stories are made up because he has no life and is a limp dick closet homosexual!! At last. I'm astonished I've had to wait this long for someone to do a fake 'Margret' entry in the Guestbook. You people aren't really trying, are you?

Guest 515 signed in on Monday, October 15th at 11:51pm

Name	Eva Vandergeld
My page	None (but could be: "Yeah, I'm a geocities loser.")
My URL	http://www.geocities.com/evandergeld/egv.html
Led here by	Web page
Location	Denver, CO
Comments	"It's time to light the candles! It's time to say the Rites! It's time to summon Kali On the Muppet Show tonight!" -Pippi, my evil alter (of sacrifice!) ego P.S. Any jokes about my Teutonic-sounding name gets you bopped in the face.

Guest 514 signed in on Monday, October 15th at 2:48am

Name	Daniel Blasoni
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	hastings :New Zealand
Comments	this is the best site ive been to its so good to know that i'm not the only ones who has to endure such mental pain and self humiliation

Guest 513 signed in on Monday, October 15th at 2:32am

Name	John Rosen
My page	A Look At John
My URL	http://www.geocities.com/dfitzge665/John.html
Led here by	Web page
Location	Santa Monica, CA USA
Comments	I was feeling quite blue, depressed and upset. After looking at your site and seeing what you have to go through ... I feel cheerful now.

Guest 512 signed in on Monday, October 15th at 2:26am

Name	Tanya
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	MI
Comments	I loved this site! I wish your girlfriend would write a page to contradict it though.

Guest 511 signed in on Sunday, October 14th at 11:21pm

Name	john
Led here by	Barry
Location	london
Comments	thats it man, you've finally snapped.

Guest 510 signed in on Sunday, October 14th at 9:52pm

Name	Kathryn
Led here by	Magic
Location	Pittsburgh,PA USA
Comments	I'm currently in love with you and your girlfriend. That's okay because I'm a commitment phobe, so its apt to be a simple, short fling while it keeps raining outside. But I've certainly enjoyed the relationship. Thanks again.

Guest 509 signed in on Sunday, October 14th at 12:46pm

Name	Sen
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	Western Australia
Comments	Mum had a great idea. Why don't you sell the rights of all this to a tv station and make a show out of it? People would LOVE it.

Guest 508 signed in on Sunday, October 14th at 4:16am

Name	ubergoit
My URL	http://uk.geocities.com/ubergoit
Led here by	Magic
Comments	great site mil, much better than any of the other apologies/arguments sites i've seen

Guest 507 signed in on Saturday, October 13th at 9:05pm

Name	B Clarke
My page	Kitchen Vixen Homemade Soap
My URL	http://www.kitchenvixen.com
Led here by	Web page
Comments	A hilarious page, especially if you've ever known another human in any sort of way. Everyone can relate. (My husband claims he once pushed a woman out of a moving car for argueing with him about which was the "greater" ocean. Not "greater" as in size, but "greater" as in all around coolest, most happening...OCEAN! "Oh my god, can you believe she said "Atlantic?" I mean come ON! It's so OBVIOUS!")

Guest 506 signed in on Saturday, October 13th at 4:50pm

Name	Elizabeth Venables
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Comments	my sides hurt

Guest 505 signed in on Saturday, October 13th at 12:47am

Name	Melissa
My page	not above shameless self promotion
My URL	http://www.peri-seffora.com
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Dallas, Texas
Comments	A few months ago a friend of mine emailed me a link to the Things page. I was quite amused. I check back semi-often. Fun stuff. Keep it up! -Lissa

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Guest 503 signed in on Friday, October 12th at 8:59am

Name	Karl Van Lear
My page	Red Shift
My URL	http://www.redshift.com
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Salinas California
Comments	I was friends with this guy in the military once. He was married to this really young girl from Florida who was quite daft and insane. After much reminiscing we chalked it up to many generations of in-breeding. She would seem perfectly normal and then he would say something stupid like "dear, lets get on hom now" and this demon would claw out of the skin of this normal looking girl and take over. She was half his size and weight but when they fought the police were peeling her off of him rather than the other way around. He once confided to me that he always slept with one ear open, listening for the clinking of knives in the kitchen. The apartment complex was eerily quiet, like an old folks home after they moved out. We had to resort to the TV again for our nightly entertainment.

Guest 502 signed in on Friday, October 12th at 6:38am

Name	Pinkie
My page	Flaming Words
My URL	http://pub53.ezboard.com/bfireskankboard
Led here by	Magic
Location	Phoenix, AZ, USA
Comments	You know, it's probably easier and less painful if you just let her have her way. Trust me. But thanks for sharing, this has been quite the entertaining read.

Guest 501 signed in on Friday, October 12th at 3:32am

Name	Leiala
Led here by	Barry
Location	USA
Comments	This is the funniest thing I've read. I do have to say that you remind me of one of my friends and his over-controlling-beat-the-shite-outta-him girlfriends. He's become quite a good housewife, btw. I would have to say that while I would like to meet Margaret, I do have to say that I would kill myself before I'd be in your shoes, or agree with her. I look forward to updates! You're an exquisite writer. Keep it up!

Guest 500 signed in on Friday, October 12th at 12:32am

Name	Katie Sharp
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	Spokane,Washington
Comments	How can you survive in a relationship like that? I would have backed out right away. Controling people drive me crazy.

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