Mil's Guestbook Archive (Guests 400 to 499)

Welcome to Mil's Guestbook Archive for guests four hundred to four hundred and ninety-nine, located for your convenience and travelling comfort in a snuggery.

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Guest 499 signed in on Thursday, October 11th at 8:15pm

Name	jen
Led here by	Coincidence
Comments	hey!! few people can say this, i actually understand what you deal with everyday. my boyfriend is german and i'm american (a JEWISH-american at that) we fight over absolutely everything. and last month i learned that calling him "Himmler" in the middle of an argument isn't the brightest idea.

Guest 498 signed in on Thursday, October 11th at 2:49am

Name	christine
Led here by	Web page
Location	long island NY (yes i can smell the ruins burning still, two weeks later)
Comments	thanks for providing a bit of distraction while the whole damned city is burning around our ears. :-)tell first born i think his hair looks good...

Guest 497 signed in on Thursday, October 11th at 12:48am

Name	Keely
Led here by	Search engine
Location	America
Comments	Love the page, its absolutly hilarious!! U should put pictures on here, im curious to see what u look like!

Guest 496 has been eliminated

Guest 496 has been eliminated because of a negative reality inversion.

Guest 495 signed in on Wednesday, October 10th at 4:37am

Name	son of neckbone
My page	neckbonucus vs. spartacus
My URL	http://www.neckbone.com
Led here by	Barry
Location	south philly
Comments	mil, i also have a german girlfriend and she's just as bonkers as margaret. the thing she starts arguements about the most is how much the usa sucks (german chocolate is better, german tv is better, german sunshine is better, etc.) but when i remind her that at the time i met her she was in the middle of an EIGHTEEN MONTH visit to a country she can't stand she'll say something like, "well, you're lucky i decided to be miserable for a year and a half or you'd've never met me and fell in love." WHAT THE HELL SENSE DOES THAT MAKE????

Guest 494 signed in on Wednesday, October 10th at 2:11am

Name	FishKiller
My page	C'mon Everybody, Let's Fart!
My URL	http://www.fartingkeepsyouhealthy.com
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Fartsville
Comments	Hillarious page, only one thing i don't understand - how can you, at the same time, like Bjork and hate Moby? (They both kick ass)

Guest 493 signed in on Wednesday, October 10th at 2:09am

Name	juicy lucy
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	.
Comments	hahahahaha, you fuckin crack me up!!

Guest 492 signed in on Wednesday, October 10th at 1:43am

Name	Tobi Wan Kenobi
My page	n/a
My URL	http://n/a
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	Toronto, eh?
Comments	Oi vey! Relationship kvetching as entertainment. This site is entertaining and yet oh-so-very-sad all at the same time. Is Margaret for real?!?!? Surely you jest... ?????

Guest 491 signed in on Tuesday, October 9th at 8:03pm

Name	Mike
Led here by	Web page
Location	Wales (God's own country)
Comments	Barking

Guest 490 signed in on Tuesday, October 9th at 4:48pm

Name	Gill Hickman formerly O'Shaughnessy nee Cullis
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Wolverhampton
Comments	Hi Mil I can't remember if I already signed your book or not so I'm doing it now. The uni is cack without you (mind you it was cack with you, if you see what I mean?) Had a lovely chat with M in MacDonalds a short while ago first born had all his hair then, and was teaching me some German, second born was hilariously manic with one of those novelty gifts you get with a 'happy meal'he kept my third born very entertained whilst M and I exchanged salacious gossip about you.

Guest 489 signed in on Tuesday, October 9th at 3:39pm

Name	Mike H
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	eagan M.N. USA
Comments	so the rest of us have so good ,very good webstie though my wife doesn't see the humor in it (hard to belive)

Guest 488 signed in on Monday, October 8th at 9:28am

Name	steve
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	My deepest sympathies. Surely this can't ALL be true?

Guest 487 signed in on Monday, October 8th at 6:34am

Name	Denyse
My page	dont have one
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	Carson City, Nevada
Comments	awesome site, it made me laugh a lot. keep up the good work.

Guest 486 signed in on Monday, October 8th at 2:46am

Name	Tony Thomas
Led here by	Search engine
Location	London, England
Comments	This site is very funny. If I may add one thing that my wife has said recently tough to add to this humour, I was watching TV minding my own business and she suddenly says "You're always strating arguments over nothing!" I think I wet myself laughing at her.

Guest 485 signed in on Sunday, October 7th at 4:04pm

Name	Amber
My page	N/A
My URL	http://N/A
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	U.S.A
Comments	I dont really have much to say, but this is a great page. Being female I'll have to watch myself in future relationships to make sure I dont follow in Margret's footsteps.

Guest 484 signed in on Sunday, October 7th at 1:45pm

Name	John MacEnulty
My page	The MacEnulty Home
My URL	http://www.geocities.com/macenulty
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	St. Louis, Missouri, USA
Comments	Fabulous page. Should you find yourself in the US, and then further wander to the St. Louis area, please allow me to buy you a beer. Unfortunately, I must insist that if this unlikely event should come to pass, you must come without your girlfriend. As my wife is also of German descent, I'm afraid I cannot allow her to be in a room with Margaret. Though she is a 4th generation american, I can see some of the tendencies you describe buried within her. Exposing her to Margaret might bring these tendencies to the surface, and I cannot allow that to happen.

Guest 483 signed in on Sunday, October 7th at 6:36am

Name	big.fan-nowhere.com
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	This site is sheer genius. I look forward to future postings. Thank you.

Guest 482 signed in on Saturday, October 6th at 8:11pm

Name	boredgirl
Led here by	Web page
Location	philly
Comments	That was some funny shit, though being a girl, im curios to hear her side of things. Good luck

Guest 481 signed in on Saturday, October 6th at 1:10pm

Name	Stephanie
My page	My Title Rocks
My URL	http://http://www.kiddonet.com/homepages/bambikitty.htm
Led here by	Magic
Location	a black desk chair
Comments	I wanna meet Margret. I think she and I are kinda similar, which is scary for people like you. Haha. By the way, your left eyebrow was really light, I can see why she may have called it white . . .

Guest 480 signed in on Friday, October 5th at 9:28pm

Name	Carol
My page	Carol's World
My URL	http://www.pcisys.net/`vagabonds
Led here by	Web page
Location	Colorado, USA
Comments	This is without a doubt some off the funniest stuff I have ever read! I wonder, though, what Margaret would have to say about YOU! Keep writing- my employer loves to pay me for surfing!

Guest 479 signed in on Friday, October 5th at 3:53pm

Name	boris
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Catania, Italy
Comments	If the internet had existed already ten years ago then I would possibly have known how to do some therapy during a relationship that was fairly f*cked up. Not maybe as much as yours, but enough to be thoroughly painful, with numerous grotesque elements to it. It would have been fun to create a web page about it but that was before the internet popped up. Maybe it would have been therapeutic. In any case no need of therapy any more, that relationship went to hell eight years ago, after lasting far too long. I should have gone home and had lunch hours ago, but reading through that page has kept me fixed at my office computer. No chance. You've got to read it all in one time. I really don't wish you anything bad, but it seems the more painful your experiences, the more fun to the visitors of your page. However, there ARE women who DO follow certain rules of logic, and it's a fine thing being married to one of them. Anyway, I just wish that next time I visit your page it will have fresh insights into a world that, fortunately, has ceased to exist in my everyday reality, but viewed via an internet browser is a source of extreme delight.

Guest 478 signed in on Friday, October 5th at 5:11am

Name	Shay Simmons
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Marquette, MI, USA
Comments	Your TMGAIAB page is hilarious - surely among the most entertaining on the internet. Now if only I could get an e-mail message every time it was updated . . .

Guest 477 signed in on Friday, October 5th at 2:45am

Name	who cares?
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	the more I read the arguments the more I am curious and intertested in this Margaret character.. I really would like to hear what she has to say about all this stuff

Guest 476 signed in on Thursday, October 4th at 9:56am

Name	Santa Claus
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	Pakistan
Comments	Very nice, very nice indeed. Something I'm sure almost all males can relate to : the way the woman works. Everyone has these arguments, but it's great that someone took the time to note them down.

Guest 475 signed in on Thursday, October 4th at 4:14am

Name	Jeanette
Led here by	Web page
Location	Oregon, USA
Comments	Very cool site....it has kept me awake during most of my computer classes...

Guest 474 signed in on Wednesday, October 3rd at 6:56pm

Name	Dannah
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Vancouver
Comments	I just wanted to say... I thought I'd forgotten how to shoot soda out of my nose... I thank your page for reminding me. No, really. Thanks. It doesn't burn much.

Guest 473 signed in on Wednesday, October 3rd at 5:44pm

Name	Ella
My page	N/A
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Australia
Comments	Love this page!! the first time i came across it i was pulling an all nighter on chat and i had to cover my mouth with my pillow so that my parents couldnt hear me laughing and send me to bed! A few days after that i showed my dad the page and we realised that margaret and my mum have alot of similarities!! (of course mum doesnt see it!) You have an awesome style of writing..it is very honest and vivid!! Keep up the new additions to the page...i look forward to reading them all!! have a nice day!!

Guest 472 signed in on Wednesday, October 3rd at 12:49pm

Name	Sarah G
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	London UK
Comments	THE funniest thing I have ever read. Started me off on a whole evening of cackling madly (usually at nothing at all!)

Guest 471 signed in on Tuesday, October 2nd at 11:43pm

Name	fuck you
My page	fuckyoumargret
My URL	http://fuckyou.com
Led here by	Web page
Location	fuck me
Comments	this is a fuck me page

Guest 470 signed in on Tuesday, October 2nd at 9:15pm

Name	jenny
Led here by	Barry
Location	england
Comments	you page is so incredibily funny i laughed for the whole time i was reading it

Guest 469 signed in on Tuesday, October 2nd at 8:33pm

Name	JWALL
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	Got you beat

Guest 468 signed in on Tuesday, October 2nd at 11:55am

kiki dee of ireland sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 467 signed in on Tuesday, October 2nd at 2:47am

Name	Alicia
My page	don't have one
My URL	http://still don't have one
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	USA
Comments	Maybe the whole shower thing with the plant was that she was trying to water it by the shower...? And if you spent as much time worrying about your marriage as this stupid website maybe your marriage would be going a little better, hmm?

Guest 466 signed in on Tuesday, October 2nd at 12:20am

Name	Johnny B
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Walnut Creek, CA
Comments	Everyone in the office and all of my friends love this site. I am jealous of your pain. At least it�s funny. You are an excellent writer, and I hope you keep it up. You make the world a better place...

Guest 465 signed in on Monday, October 1st at 11:13pm

Name	Katie Horst
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	?
Comments	Long live evil girlfriends. Mwahahahaha

Guest 464 signed in on Monday, October 1st at 9:57pm

Name	Meg
My page	nonexistent
My URL	http://wouldn't you like to know.com
Led here by	Magic
Location	middle of no where PA
Comments	insanely humorous. thumbs up. i feel for you in every sense i'm sure, but this is far to amusing for me to say i hope you and your girlfriend begin to get along letter. it's the only thing keeping me from shoving a sharpened pencil through my eye in calculus...i'd just like to say thanks

Guest 463 signed in on Sunday, September 30th at 11:41pm

Name	Rebeccah
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Comments	I can truely say that i have never laughed so much from reading website- well done Mister! I feel for you really, but can I say, as a woman- stop exaggerating!!!! You know you are.... But anyway, it's till very funny. All those who haven't read it yet- you will love it, but you do need a good hour.

Guest 462 signed in on Sunday, September 30th at 10:37pm

Name	beth
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	wales
Comments	love it, so the better alternative to GCSE coursework and v entertaining....i wonder of you ever might make a tv program for chanel 5 with live arguments or something....would have v high ratings...

Guest 461 signed in on Sunday, September 30th at 6:35pm

Name	Sarah Keplinger
My page	N/A
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Wisconsin, USA
Comments	I guess I find some comfort in knowing that there is someone more insane than I. My husband, however, does not.

Guest 460 signed in on Sunday, September 30th at 3:04am

Name	Mike
My page	don't have one
My URL	http://try again
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Lafayette, Indiana, USA
Comments	Your page is quite amusing. Thanks to you I now have a bit more insight into why my father is divorcing my mother. I guess I was right when I pondered that there is some little insanity gene secreted away on the 'X' chromosome women have in place of a male's 'Y'. Also, I admire your tenacity in walking around all these years with your tesiticles kept secreted away in your wife's purse, but at the same time I must point out that you are a mild disgrace to the male gender. Be strong friend... take back your manhood. Mike

Guest 459 signed in on Saturday, September 29th at 11:14pm

Name	Someone
My page	shit
My URL	http://none of your buisness
Led here by	Barry
Location	here
Comments	um you guys are fucked up ....

Guest 458 signed in on Saturday, September 29th at 6:57pm

Name	vishal
My page	love
My URL	http://love
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	india
Comments	i want a good and nice girl friend. if she is my dream girl then i married him.

Guest 457 signed in on Saturday, September 29th at 6:56pm

vishal of india sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 456 signed in on Saturday, September 29th at 2:25am

Name	Kara
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	Woodhaven, Michigan
Comments	UM.... wow lotz of ppl have signed ur g/b look theres sum1 from england and aulstalia or h/e u spell it im 12 years old hehe and im 7th grade e~mail me bac ok thank u much luv ~Kara

Guest 455 signed in on Friday, September 28th at 11:37pm

Name	Ann Burlingham
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Columbus, Ohio
Comments	Returning to see if there were any new fights to read (if my sweetie in Australia and I can manage several fights a week, surely you, with greater proximity, can provide daily content), I was struck with a concern for your well-being and peace of mind. That being - surely this keeps you awake nights - what would happen if you two suddenly got along well? Where would your vast Internet following and international adulation be then? Or maybe you never thought about that at all. In which case, never mind. Don't think about it for a moment. Anyway, the bliss of a happy, healthy home would outweigh the loss of strange women writing to offer you their bodies. Of course it would.

Guest 454 has been eliminated

Guest 454 has been eliminated because of a negative reality inversion.

Guest 453 signed in on Friday, September 28th at 6pm

Name	uli
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Stuttgart/ Germany
Comments	I really like your page! I've read about it in the "Amica", so I wanted to know more about it. I'm a single, but the "problems" you describe are really familiar to me - not only because some friends (couples) have some similar "problems"... i wish you and your girlfriend the best! and don't stop arguing g!

Guest 452 signed in on Friday, September 28th at 3:42pm

Name	Charlie Black
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Nashville, Tennessee USA
Comments	Love the site! I sometimes read sections to my wife and she always thinks that I'm comparing her to Margaret (usually not in a good way). It's certainly obvious to me (and most married men) that everything you record is complete and unbiased fact; we've all been there. Keep up the great work!

Guest 451 signed in on Friday, September 28th at 12:05pm

Name	John Baines
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Oxford, England
Comments	I have been a regular visitor for a while - but having now joined your mailing list I felt guilt ridden about being a lurker and compelled to sign your guest book. Fantastic site by the way, Cheers!

Guest 450 signed in on Friday, September 28th at 5:17am

Name	Jamie
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	Australia
Comments	I was quite shock at the amount of time I had spent looking at your site. It is perhaps one of the funniest things I've read in a long time. Thanks.

Guest 449 signed in on Thursday, September 27th at 3:51pm

Name	ara
My page	I was young I needed the money.com
Led here by	Barry
Location	6th floor office in bxls
Comments	you boys love it!!!!!!

Guest 448 signed in on Thursday, September 27th at 12:33pm

Name	NAVID
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	DEAR MIL I.U.T = ISFAHAN UNIVERSITY OF TECHNOLOGY A GOOD UNIVERSITY IN MIDDEL EAST MY DADY IS CHIEF OF A HOUSPITAL.DON'TWORRY HE WILL CARE YOU IN I.C.U.

Guest 447 signed in on Thursday, September 27th at 12:22pm

Name	NAVID
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	I.U.T
Comments	YOUR SITE ISN'T BAD THAT'S THE FIRST TIME I KNOW IT.

Guest 446 signed in on Thursday, September 27th at 12:16pm

Name	Sheona Gillespie
My page	The Gillespies
My URL	http://www.geocities.com/majclanger/index.html
Led here by	Magic
Location	Germany (!)
Comments	What is there to say? Nice hair!

Guest 445 signed in on Thursday, September 27th at 12:10pm

NAVID of I.U.T sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guests 444 and 443 have been eliminated

Guests 444 and 443 have been eliminated because of a negative reality inversion.

Guest 442 signed in on Thursday, September 27th at 10:55am

Name	Jonathan
Led here by	Search engine
Location	At Work
Comments	I have just read your whole page and it took me just over and hour to do it. When I finnished I noticed that just over 400,000 other people had done the same thing as me... that means that approximatly 400,000 hours have been used reading this page or 16,666 days or 2381 weeks or 11 years 21 weeks and 1 days 15 hours & 33 min's (who cares about seconds!!!) Do you feel proud of yourself??? Although I have successfully wasted even more time by calculating this...

Guest 441 signed in on Thursday, September 27th at 10:25am

Name	helen
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Comments	See, it's not just me who's like that - it's all women. And I think this says a lot more about men!!!!

Guest 440 signed in on Thursday, September 27th at 8:36am

Name	Katherine
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Australia
Comments	wat a laugh, can relate to alot of the thing you had to say hahahahahahaahaha

Guest 439 signed in on Thursday, September 27th at 4:04am

Name	Erin Hawks
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Comments	This page is hilarious!

Guest 438 signed in on Wednesday, September 26th at 10:35pm

Name	Gillian Rose
Led here by	Web page
Location	Baton Rouge, Louisiana
Comments	Awesome page... It's probably one of my favorite sites on the web, and by far the funniest. I showed it to my girlfriend, she thought I was giving her a hint or something.. Anyways, ya doin a great job. ~The Magnificent Gillian Rose T.

Guest 437 signed in on Wednesday, September 26th at 4:35pm

Name	Desertfish
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	sitting down
Comments	E-mail from ex-girlfriend, actually. Haven't spoken to her in months, never mail each other, lost her phone number (ok - tore the paper it was on in shreds, jumped up and down on the pieces for a bit and flushed them down the tiolet), but for some reason she felt the need to mail me this link. Still trying to work that one out - threat or cry for help? PS note to myself: avoid posting on guestbooks when drunk.

Guest 436 signed in on Wednesday, September 26th at 12:27pm

Name	Like anyone really cares!
Led here by	Magic
Location	At the computer, in Australia, no less.
Comments	Yeah, I found the page by magic. In the unlikely event that anyone should actuall READ this, I'd like to let you know that this page is a totally CRACK UP! Oh, I know you don't really care... so why am I even writing??

Guest 435 signed in on Wednesday, September 26th at 10:59am

Name	fredrik
My page	-
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Noisy office in Soho, London.
Comments	Only difference, my (ex)girlfriend hat completelty blue intead of red hair and we split up. Don't let her change to blue!!!

Guest 434 signed in on Wednesday, September 26th at 5:49am

Name	~Princess
Led here by	Magic
Location	in a chair at home
Comments	If you think us girls are too stupid...why don't you just become gay instead of complaining?!?

Guest 433 signed in on Wednesday, September 26th at 5:14am

Name	OEnone
My URL	http://www.geocities.com/iamoenone
Led here by	Magic
Location	Indiana, USA, between the corn rows
Comments	I truely find this to be the most comforting/halarious page I have ran into. And here I was thinking that whole Mars/Venus thing was wrong...but this proves that indeed, we all come from some different planet. coming from a females point of view, yet agreeing with you completely Love the addition of the pictures BTW

Guest 432 signed in on Wednesday, September 26th at 12:54am

Name	Worshiper of Jimi Hendrix
My URL	http://www.jimi-hendrix.com/
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	YOU BITCH HOW DARE YOU QUESTION JIMI'S DIVINITY NO WONDER YOUR WIFE TREATS YOU LIKE SOME ASS BITCH.. GOD (JIMI) SHALL PUNISH YOU UNTIL YOU REPENT MUHAA HAHAHA

Guest 431 signed in on Tuesday, September 25th at 9:46pm

Name	Revolver Pro
My page	The Revolver Pro Home Page
My URL	http://angelfire.com/realm/revolverpro
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	West Virginia (U.S.A.)
Comments	If you were to venture to my web site you might find thats i play the guitar. I say this because though i used you and your page for a good laugh time and again i find my self evermore impressed on your statment about Hendrix. Later man. Revolver Pro

Guest 430 signed in on Tuesday, September 25th at 3:53pm

Name	ben soules
My page	Mr Soules
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Bouenmouth
Comments	My girlfriends a bitch

Guest 429 signed in on Tuesday, September 25th at 3:18am

Tim Howland of Nashville, TN sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 428 signed in on Monday, September 24th at 9:47pm

Name	Trigger
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Minnesota
Comments	I've enjoyed reading about you and Margaret over the past year or so. Thanks for keeping me entertained!

Guest 427 signed in on Monday, September 24th at 3:03pm

Name	Sick Nick
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Melbourne, Australia
Comments	Having read the glorious rendition of your life together, or at least the bits that relate to the square peg and the round hole (metaphorically speaking, of course. I recall that Margaret quotes your "peg" as being short and thin, and therefore not square). Having read all this, I'm tempted to ask where is Margaret's side of the story? I'm sure she could eloquently phrase a comment or two about a situation or three. It would make a useful counterpoint, and might even give you grounds for a few more of the arguments that you seem to so perversely enjoy. P.S. Do your kids have hearing aids yet?

Guest 426 signed in on Monday, September 24th at 2:02am

Name	netAddict
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	Hi , Mil do you think your kids are ok with you and yer girlfriend fighting and stuff or is it having/will have a negative effect on them? laughs don't worry I aint grassing you up to the social workers I think your tolerant etc. but I wouldn't let my wife stab me in the hand no matter how much in love we are - there again what is love? Can someone tell me WHAT IS LOVE? DEFINE LOVE? You know like matter and gravity and stuff what is LOVE? Some women think a guy shoving his fist in their face is a way of showing he LOVES her soo badly shakes head and he doesn't really mean bad.

Guest 425 signed in on Monday, September 24th at 1:19am

Name	don't want to give it out
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	MN, USA
Comments	this page was hilarious.

Guest 424 signed in on Monday, September 24th at 12:19am

Name	Andy
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	England
Comments	I wanted to say thank you for giving me such a laugh. It was great to read some wonderful English humour.

Guest 423 signed in on Sunday, September 23rd at 12:06pm

Name	charlotte bliss
My page	charlottes shoes
My URL	http://www.charlottes-shoes.com
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	hong kong
Comments	this website is hilarious. men and women are just so incompatible - I have had the same "discussions" with my boyfriend - women are just far more perceptive...

Guest 422 signed in on Saturday, September 22nd at 3:43am

Name	name
My page	homepage title
My URL	http://homepage URL
Led here by	Search engine
Location	location
Comments	I started reading and wondered how he'd managed to pry into our lives. It's uncanny. Then I thought, no - that's not us, it's xxx + yyy; or is it bbb + zzz ? So I mailed them to ask ...

Guest 421 signed in on Friday, September 21st at 4:58pm

Name	Bethany
My page	I had one once but chose to delete it
My URL	http://If you clicked here, you're pretty stupid, aren't you?
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	State College, PA (Penn State)
Comments	My devilishly strange friend James referred me here. It is terrific. It's sad to think that I'd probably get along splendidly with you and never argue and enjoy our arousing conversations, but I'm still an 18-year-old busy red-head in college without a boyfriend. Oh, and should I mention, it's been years since I've had an orgasm? Now whose life REALLY sucks??

Guest 420 signed in on Friday, September 21st at 11:05am

Name	Rob
My page	I don't have time for all this new media malarkey...
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	London
Comments	Mil, great site (as everyone else says)... just wanted to congratulate you on the recognition you're getting in the national press. Seen you in the Guardian and one or two others in the last few weeks: hope you're demanding money old fruit. Keep up the great work... makes me look at my better (cough, splutter) half and think "Could be worse". ;)

Guest 419 signed in on Friday, September 21st at 6:14am

Name	Collin
Led here by	Web page
Location	Dallas Texas
Comments	i found the link off bored.com months ago and this is by far the best site i've ever been to.. and that's even from browsin from work for hours on end. your site is even above seanbaby.com to me and that is a big step. not that u care. ok. done.

Guest 418 signed in on Wednesday, September 19th at 10:34pm

Name	Geoff
My page	Just A Dream
My URL	http://www.itsjustadream.com
Led here by	Web page
Location	Los Angeles
Comments	Okay, here are a few argument suggestions, since I didn't see them on your list. They're fun, trust me, I know! She puts the toilet paper on 'backwards', so you PUSH it instead of PULLING it. That pisses me right off! If the car is parked SIX FEET from the door, and IN YOUR YARD, and you are unloading it (making many trips), she locks it in between each trip. What the ... ? Oh, and the talking during movies thing ... DEAD ON! I e-mailed that to my girlfriend. She said she 'never got a chance to finish reading it though'. It's ONE PARAGRAPH!!!

Guest 417 signed in on Wednesday, September 19th at 10:03pm

Name	Jennifer
My page	my page
My URL	http://www.geocities.com/myaeda
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Atlanta & Florida
Comments	I'm German and my boyfriend is American - and yes, we have the same issues. He's never been locked outsidenaked at the swiss border, but I've been arrested for slapping him and spent a night in jail...over what what the argument about that made me slap him? The thesis statement in his English paper. I went to jail for that. Salsibury steak is hamburger! "NO it's not, no it's not!" (of course it's Hamburger, we have a similar thing in Germany) why can't you put enough sugar in the cool-aid? ...how about a 4 hour agruement about who started the last argument? Did the movie Chocolat take place in France? (moron) That lasted over 24 hours. The stupidest things become an arguement - of course we had a therapist tell us this was actually all an underlying issue which has to do with a power struggle. whatever. Point is, we've been together for 8 years, and will finally get married next year, and I've never looked forward to anything more.

Guest 416 signed in on Wednesday, September 19th at 11:30am

Name	Mark Steele
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Northolt
Comments	Can you tell me the URL of the site where Sean Young is selling her knickers? I can't find it. Mmm... I wonder if they've been washed. I sure hope not.

Guest 415 signed in on Wednesday, September 19th at 10:57am

Name	Glen Lambert
Led here by	Web page
Location	London, UK
Comments	I find it quite amazing that despite frequenting this page for the past few months I have never noticed the large and conspicuous guestbook button at the foot. Today though, I did notice the shiny new 'mailing list' link and it was only after clicking that and reading your criticism of planks like me for not signing your invisible yet eye-catching guestbook that it was drawn to my attention. So here it is, in all it's glory, my entry. Behold... Hang in there mate, keep up the fine work, send my love to Margret. PS. Can I have that Metro when you're done with it? I didn't get one this morning as the greedy vultures that collectively form the commuting public had swooped down and stolen the whole lot before I entered the station. Bastards.

Guest 414 signed in on Tuesday, September 18th at 11:50pm

Name	Johanna Allen
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Denver, Colorado
Comments	You are such a damn funny writer! I'll pass this website to two good friends I have made from the UK who live here in Denver now. I am sure they will apppreciate it as well.

Guest 413 signed in on Tuesday, September 18th at 10:08am

Name	Kristen
My page	Kristens homepage
My URL	http://geocities.com/childish_noises
Led here by	Web page
Location	Australia
Comments	lol it took me a while but i finished looking and reading the contents of ur page.... now that i have sore guts from laughing i will let u know that its UR FAULT cos im that type of person.... thanks for making my day interesting hehe

Guest 412 signed in on Tuesday, September 18th at 12:49am

Name	Tabi James
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	ST,John's , Newfoundland, Canada
Comments	hmmm..really good site...despite what many others might think, it seems like you and margaret were ment to be. After all, who else would put up with her? :)

Guest 411 signed in on Sunday, September 16th at 10pm

Name	The Slayer
Led here by	Web page
Location	Leeds, England
Comments	Very funny, keeps me entertained. But why are you still together if she annoys you so much?

Guest 410 signed in on Sunday, September 16th at 9:20pm

Name	joelle
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	y dont u just break up?

Guest 409 signed in on Sunday, September 16th at 4:25pm

Name	Kim
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	All the way from sunny Australia
Comments	Your site is sooo true to life! I think you are so similar to many people, so that people can relate. My boy-friend and I have so similar arguments it is scary. You have no idea how much my boyfriend cracked up when he read the plant thing! Pfft to people who say you whinge and carry on and people who read it have no life. I'd like to say that my boyfriend and I are like you guys, but that's probably not true. I relate to a lot of the things..... Anyways, I am going to go to bed now. Thanks for the site, it's hilarious.

Guest 408 signed in on Sunday, September 16th at 1:25pm

Name	ruth
Led here by	E-mail from idiot partner
Location	Sussex, UK
Comments	Thanks so much, what a fantastic site. To my partner, all I can say is sorry, you poor sod for having put up with my lunacy for the past 4 years!!!!!!!

Guest 407 signed in on Sunday, September 16th at 9:23am

Name	Garret
My URL	http://garretjoseph.homestead.com/Home.html
Led here by	Search engine
Location	New York
Comments	Dude, she is going to be the death of you.

Guest 406 signed in on Sunday, September 16th at 1:42am

Name	Nathan strevens
My page	none
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	wales
Comments	after 45minutes of reading i came to the conclusion that your happily married, well seem happier than we are(my wife), we argue all the time, and this is constant arguing, where on your side you can laugh and make others laugh, just email me a few more arguments you and your wife have it sort of makes me feel happier about mine and hope my wife can share my views

Guest 405 signed in on Saturday, September 15th at 10:33pm

Name	Mark Erit Marchani
Led here by	Web page
Location	Indiana, USA
Comments	I just wanted to say that the "Things Me and My Girlfriend Argue About" is hilarious. I came very close the other day to losing my cousin in New York, and I had been desperately looking for something to take my mind off things. When I saw this it made me laugh for the first time since Tuesday. I thank you for having it up... I really needed it. On a side note.. I've also been grateful for the support given by Europe at this time. When I saw everyone singing the star-spangled banner in St. Paul's and outside the embassies(sp?), I almost broke down again. As an American, I think I speak for us all when we say thank you. -Mark Student, Indiana University

Guest 404 signed in on Saturday, September 15th at 4:46am

Name	Cory Shellman
Led here by	Magic
Location	Havelock, NC, USA
Comments	Mil, I'm not going to stay that mine is worse than yours, but we are on different ends of the same ship. My wife is deffinitely your girlfriends long lost twins. They both live in their own little universe with their own set of rules. As I read the entries onto this page, I amazed to find that I can truly identify with. This is a classic for us: 1)I am a Sergeant in the US Marines, aviation eletronics maintenance, I work night crew 6pm to 6am. 2)Obviously, I sleep during the day. 3)I wake up at 3pm, around the time when she comes home 4).........only to have her launch into a tirade about not having done anything around the house today, not to mention the fact that the night before, on a long lunch break, I cleaned the kitchen, cleaned the living room and washed/dried two loads of laundry. 5)Why she was mad at me?????? .........I didn't fold the T-shirts in the same manner she does. Great site, Mil. Keep them coming. Who knows, maybe I'll start my own site for comparison, if she'll quit throwing things at me

Guest 403 signed in on Saturday, September 15th at 4:05am

Name	briana
My page	whatever yo
Led here by	Search engine
Location	edison, nj
Comments	i really enjoyed this, ur decently entertaining and ur lucky to be inlove..

Guest 402 signed in on Saturday, September 15th at 12:59am

Name	Joe
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	What a waste of space so you have arguments with your girlfriend and she is on permanent PMT ... my question is SO WHAT??!! Thats what ALL of us poor bastards haev to put up with as for the loser who think this site is great get a FUCKING LIFE if you think this is funny. If you have something of use then put it on the net else dont turn it into the pile of shite its fast becoming. Oh and Mils (if thats your name) your life is so utterly shite and boring yawns why bore other people ... keep your shit private this aint fucking Jerry Springer if your wife hates England why dont she go back to Germany where she come from, well she is from Germany, right?

Guest 401 signed in on Friday, September 14th at 10:27pm

Name	Nathan
My page	right... I look at others, if I had my own, I'd be there.
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	North Carolina
Comments	Bored.com is where I found it... I've been sitting at this desk for three months doing nothing but getting paid for having my ass in the chair, and I've diligently spent that time looking for stuff to amuse me while I've spent time here.... I cried while I read this page. It is by far the most humorous thing on the entire internet... perhaps made so by the amazing number of parallels in my own life... Thank you!

Guest 400 signed in on Friday, September 14th at 9:33pm

Name	The Dead woman
My page	too low budget to have one
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	six feet under one day....
Comments	MUhahahahaaaaaaaaa!

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