Mil's Guestbook Archive (Guests 300 to 399)

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Guest 399 signed in on Friday, September 14th at 2:28pm

Chrisisof Engleterre Geordielandsought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 398 signed in on Friday, September 14th at 1:16am

Name	laughed so hard, nearly had to change my knickers
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	portland, oregon, usa
Comments	mil, you are a bloody funny fool. cute kids.

Guest 397 signed in on Thursday, September 13th at 8:40pm

Name	Tom Pedersen
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	Melrose Park, Illinois, USA
Comments	I'm forwarding this great link! We could all use a little cheering up and distraction this week, and your arguments are just the ticket!

Guest 396 signed in on Thursday, September 13th at 8:29pm

Name	Tim Arnold
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	SE England
Comments	Thank god for the harmless lunatics

Guest 395 signed in on Thursday, September 13th at 5:45pm

Name	Jon Evans
My page	none
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	London
Comments	Pissed myself so much I ended up reading on after work!!

Guest 394 signed in on Thursday, September 13th at 4:33pm

Name	Dave
Led here by	Barry
Comments	Chap, you have my sympathies. My dear wifey shares a number of charming habits with your better half. The "I can't sleep" one is a prime example. Thank you for giving the oppressed a voice ATB, Dave

Guest 393 signed in on Thursday, September 13th at 12:34pm

Name	Simon
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	London
Comments	Great site. Wasted an hour or so of an otherwise boring day!!!! Good work fella

Guest 392 signed in on Thursday, September 13th at 9:44am

Name	bel
Led here by	Search engine
Location	qwerty
Comments	why dont you find a new girlfriend if shes soo annoying that you have to fight with her 24-7. if not- marry her and continue suffering.

Guest 391 signed in on Thursday, September 13th at 6:36am

Name	rock
My page	naawww...
My URL	http://nope
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Florida, USA
Comments	Dude!! (That's American English for "My friend, I commend your most excellent performance!") Your page, and ergo your life, is absolutely hilarious to those of us on the outside, and I bow down to your fabulous sense of humor and wit. Thanks for sharing. The Web is better for it, as is my mood.

Guest 390 signed in on Thursday, September 13th at 4:19am

Name	Katie
My page	Knotter
My URL	http://members.tripod.com/slipkgirl8/
Led here by	Web page
Location	USA
Comments	as i sit here in my home, my mind is totally warped by what my country has been through. but, reading this webpage has literally made me laugh. in the midst of what is going on in the USA right now, i found an outlet to make me smile.

Guest 389 signed in on Thursday, September 13th at 3:46am

Name	joseph
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	margret (wish i could get her back)I think I new her and im not blind at all.

Guest 388 signed in on Thursday, September 13th at 3:42am

Name	Rebeca
My page	don't have one
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Dallas,Texas, United States of America
Comments	do you and margret have sex very frequently is your relationship completley platonic you seem like a real ass poor margret!!

Guest 387 signed in on Thursday, September 13th at 1:51am

Name	Avery
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Canada
Comments	I thought it was really funny! It must be hard to live with a girl like that but a growing experience as well. Best Of Luck!

Guest 386 signed in on Wednesday, September 12th at 7:50pm

Name	Tanuja
Led here by	Web page
Location	Currently Ca, USA,
Comments	Site recommended by someone on the Gwl@d site. Thank God, I thought it was just me & my hubby that bickered over bizarre things, now I realise that it's normal for a couple when one of the couple is from the Black Country.

Guest 385 signed in on Wednesday, September 12th at 12:48pm

Lindseyof Hertfordshire, UKsought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 384 signed in on Tuesday, September 11th at 11:36pm

Name	Lizz M.
My page	Lizz'z shagggiinn wagonnn
My URL	http://www.geocities.com/mccu22
Led here by	Web page
Location	..usa..
Comments	feel bad for u..

Guest 383 signed in on Tuesday, September 11th at 7:10pm

Name	Kirsty
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	Durham, England
Comments	Everyone is looking at me very strangely because I'm sitting in the library making horrendous snorting sounds and giggling like the demented witch I am. Thanks for that. No, really.

Guest 382 signed in on Tuesday, September 11th at 3:06pm

Name	Elizabeth
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	London
Comments	Brilliant site...very funny, and I think Margret sounds wonderful.

Guest 381 signed in on Tuesday, September 11th at 5:41am

Name	Sam
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	California, yes I'm a wacky Californian
Comments	I've always liked this page and some of the more recent additons are hilarious, Mil, keep up the good work, fight the good fight, go the extra mile, give 110you'll be fine. Sam

Guest 380 signed in on Monday, September 10th at 11:39pm

Name	Lee Jackson
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	London
Comments	It's comforting to know that the endless hours that my partner and I spend bitching about the fact I use 'a bizzare' quantity of kitchen towel or call directory enquires 'recklessly'is not unique.I will ask this: what kind of man insists on keeping the election results, 2001 from the Guardian on the bathroon floor for a.m bowel movment reading? I am thinking of getting it laminated.

Guest 379 signed in on Monday, September 10th at 4:38pm

Name	Leno
Led here by	Search engine
Location	London ish
Comments	You have no defence I have see the hair cut, you deserve all you get. Margret can not help herself, nobody could.

Guest 378 signed in on Monday, September 10th at 4:01pm

Name	Jessica
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	Scarborough
Comments	Well this is the funniest thing I have seen or read in a long while. Definately improves a day in the office.....its just a pity peaple keep asking me why I am laughing.

Guest 377 signed in on Monday, September 10th at 12:26pm

Name	alex
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	london, england
Comments	oh my god! i can't read this at work - i nearly gave myself a hernia trying not to laugh out loud at work... (p.s. "friend" who directed me is in fact girlfriend who reckons that this is proof we're normal and have othing to worry about...) question: which came first this page or the guardian weekend column?

Guest 376 signed in on Monday, September 10th at 12:06pm

Name	rachel
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	Kent
Comments	Bloody excellent site....who would have thought that those experiences that we all try so hard to cover up are almost identical to other peoples and that when written down , can sound so funny.

Guest 375 signed in on Sunday, September 9th at 11:52pm

Name	anthony ima buthole
Led here by	Magic
Location	nope
Comments	this site is good

Guest 374 signed in on Sunday, September 9th at 9:31pm

Name	rosie
Led here by	Search engine
Location	surrey
Comments	very very very funny mate

Guest 373 signed in on Sunday, September 9th at 5:30pm

Name	kevin mckenna
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	Bedford
Comments	Is Margaret related to an Angela Bisogno from Italy who I married in 1984?

Guest 372 signed in on Sunday, September 9th at 4:10pm

Name	Gem
My page	gemsville
My URL	http://www.gemsville.com
Led here by	Magic
Location	FL - USA
Comments	Found this page on a random tromp thru the 'net earlier this year and totally forgot about it until yesterday...Re-read and remembered exactly why I loved it the 1st time! Thank you for sharing your lives, and I honestly don't see a problem with Margret at all, insanity makes life interesting I say... CHEERIO! PS: running thru the Internet alphabetically, eh? Well. There's some real go-getters for ya.

Guest 371 signed in on Sunday, September 9th at 6:40am

Name	Tina
My page	hanson IL> street team
My URL	http://www.geocities.com/hasnon817
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	here
Comments	thats the craziest thing i have ever seen, How do you live like this. Why did i waste me time wanting to know?

Guest 370 signed in on Sunday, September 9th at 6:11am

Name	American College Student
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Ada, Ohio
Comments	Mil, you really have a knack for telling stories and this relationship you have is surely.. one of a kind. It really helps me through my tough relationship times when I can read your experiences and realize there's worse out there. I'm sorry you're English, but that's alright, I can decipher most of your script. Just take heart in the old addage.. "Conflict keeps the mind sharp"

Guest 369 signed in on Sunday, September 9th at 12:38am

Name	Filomena
My URL	http://design-a-shoe
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Sydney-Australia
Comments	I laughed so much I cried.. couldnt stop reading it and have forwarded to friends who want a good laugh. So many instances are so similar I can relate to them- thats whats so funny

Guest 368 signed in on Saturday, September 8th at 7:18pm

Name	Katie
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	ILLINOIS USA
Comments	You have a great site going. Very Funny, and believe it or not, I have had some of the same arguements with my boyfriend. Although I have never kicked him in the head. Love your site!!

Guest 367 signed in on Friday, September 7th at 8:18pm

Sarahof Phoenix, Arizonasought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 366 signed in on Friday, September 7th at 3:36pm

Name	Andrew Thomas
Led here by	Web page
Location	Cardiff
Comments	Haven't laughed so much since watching Anthea Turner catching fire. Absolutely brilliant

Guest 365 signed in on Friday, September 7th at 1:19pm

Name	Paul & Liz
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Brisbane, Australia
Comments	Mill - You are a dead set legend. We love you. your journal has a cult following among our friends and family and we now have people performing margretisms or women are called Margret if they say or do stupid or annoying things. Keep the stories coming. Paul & Liz

Guest 364 signed in on Wednesday, September 5th at 8:58pm

Name	Jama
My page	The Bitchfest
My URL	http://www.thebitchfest.com
Led here by	Web page
Location	Kentucky, USA
Comments	I have not laughed this hard (at work) in a long, long time. Keep arguing for our amusement... My husband and I are like this, but luckily, neither of us care enough to yell about it.

Guest 363 signed in on Wednesday, September 5th at 7:51pm

Name	Vanessa
My page	. s p o o k y c o o k i e .
My URL	http://www.angelfire.com/ns/spookycookie
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Comments	I too am on my employers time, constantly shifting my eyes over my shoulder, pointer poised over the minimize button of my browser, so i can pretend to be "working" should anyone walk past my cubicle. reading through this site in particular makes matters more difficult than usual, as i cant keep every giggle from escaping, and come off as a lunatic laughing by herself in her cubicle. good fun.

Guest 362 signed in on Wednesday, September 5th at 4:21pm

Name	Curtis
Led here by	Barry
Location	Dallas, TX.
Comments	Great shower story, Mil. Tell me if this sounds familiar(very curious things these women): The other night my wife and are were drinking wine. Now this is something unusual, because 1)we hardly have the time between working and taking care of the kid and 2)We ae extreme lightweights (I believe field mice have a higher tolerance) So anyway, we are drinking and having a merry ol time. Well, it has been a long trasition since the beginning of our courting (approx 3 years now) for us to affection for each our bye taking baths together. This is actually quite a feat, because even though she is a tiny woman, I am 6'2" 210 lbs and have a hard time fitting in the bathtub by myself much less with another occupant. Anywho, we got the bubbles going and we are sitting there making making googly eyes at each other, and then she gets this ear to ear grin. "what are you so happy about?" I ask, expecting a enphatic I love you. "I just peed," she replies "In tub??? With me here??? Do this often??" "Oh don't worry, honey, ionly when there are bubbles" Rest assured, Mil, the shampoos have been hidden.

Guest 361 signed in on Wednesday, September 5th at 11:13am

Mug the Bugof Irelandsought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 360 signed in on Wednesday, September 5th at 4:43am

Name	Evan
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Adelaide, Australia
Comments	No this can not be true - Margret has a doppelganger living in my home - my wife Ellie. Your forebearance is as mine - limitless - and your hints well noted.

Guest 359 signed in on Tuesday, September 4th at 4:37pm

Name	Stacey
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Boston, MA
Comments	I might be searching the entire Internet alphabetically, but at least I'm doing it on my employer's time. When tears start streaming down my face because I am laughing so incredibly hard, it makes people wonder just what the hell is going on...or I suppose, who might be under my desk.

Guest 358 signed in on Tuesday, September 4th at 2:45pm

Name	Karl James
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	UK
Comments	Mate your site is FUCKING FUNNY! Keep it up!!

Guest 357 signed in on Monday, September 3rd at 9:58pm

Name	Mannaz
My page	Taurus Design
My URL	http://www.taurusdesign.co.uk
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Derby
Comments	Thanks for making me realise I didn't do that bad getting the woman I just married.

Guest 356 signed in on Monday, September 3rd at 9:09pm

Name	Hays Lowe
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	Wichita Falls, Tx, USA
Comments	This quite possibly could be the funniest thing I've ever read in my life.(ok not the funniest thing but it was really, well, funny.I'm at work and somehow stumbled upon this "Humor" icon and clicked on it and this was the 1st thing on the list so I said what the heck, let's try it out, and now for the last few days( I do have to work too) I've been reading little by little and finally finished and there were a couple times I had tears in my eyes either from feeling for you and some of the stuff you have to go through or simply laughing until I cried. Anyway I really enjoyed it!!!

Guest 355 signed in on Monday, September 3rd at 5:01pm

Name	Dreamer of Visions
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	NV
Comments	we've been manufacturing and using dream catchers for centuries. our ancestors used the rings to capture prophetic visions. your small-mindedness only makes me feel sorry for you ... whereas margret - there's an open mind. if ever she's passing anywhere near Reno...

Guest 354 signed in on Monday, September 3rd at 4:39pm

Name	Fink
My page	The Jive Principle
My URL	http://thejiveprinciple.com
Led here by	Magic
Location	Dublin, Ireland
Comments	If all this is true, I have great sympathy for you, but you probably don't want my sympathy. You are living with an insane person. I'd have split a long time ago.... good luck to ya

Guest 353 signed in on Monday, September 3rd at 3:56am

Name	scraping fetus off the wheel
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	texas
Comments	I purchased a new house and have been landscaping for two months now. Digging holes large enough to transplant trees and shrubbery is very difficult in this soil due to the clay. My wife has directed all of this manual labor from the safety of her garden chair. After spending close to 2000 dollars and having a very sore back, my wife has decided that I have wasted all my time and money because what she really wanted was for me to put ceramic tile in the kitchen. She actually asked if I would dig up a few of the trees and take them back to the nursery for a refund. Amazing the differences in reality men and women have.

Guest 352 signed in on Sunday, September 2nd at 8:56am

Name	allison
My page	n/a
My URL	http://n/a
Led here by	Magic
Location	california
Comments	LOL, man, you are so whipped! God bless you for still being alive, I woulda killed somebody by now! How your heart can take this, I do not know.

Guest 351 signed in on Sunday, September 2nd at 5:17am

Name	Felicia
Led here by	Web page
Location	Florida, USA
Comments	Hey! Your page has been hilarious, and I know I will probably never get an aswer out of this, but does this woman do anything that makes you happy? And I wonder if she has ever seen this page. Oh well, I think that maybe you should write a list of things she does that makes you happy....it might be smaller and therefore not take up as much room. Just Kidding. Thanks for the entertainment!

Guest 350 signed in on Sunday, September 2nd at 2:14am

Name	BlondeStranger
My page	The Last Resort
My URL	http://bimini.diaryland.com
Led here by	Web page
Location	USA
Comments	Margret sounds like an awesome girl - I don't get the problem...

Guest 349 signed in on Saturday, September 1st at 11:33pm

Name	Jeremy Burtt
My page	the homefront collapses in time................
My URL	http://members.tripod.com/jsb43/
Led here by	Web page
Location	north eastern US
Comments	good job.......all i can say is your home life must be rather interesting as well as challenging --- purely not of the simple sort......

Guest 348 signed in on Saturday, September 1st at 11:19pm

Name	andrea
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	texas, usa
Comments	You poor, poor man. They say women understand each other, but i sure don't understand her. I guess Germans just aren't human. If you feel you need a foreigner, go find yourself an Italian. Or better yet, an American. P.S. A wormery? What the hell?

Guest 347 signed in on Saturday, September 1st at 5:49pm

Name	Louis H. Schwitzer IV
My page	Lou Schwitzer's Teacher Links
My URL	http://mem.tcon.net/users/5013/8908
Led here by	Web page
Location	Indianapolis, Indiana, USA
Comments	Someone in a chat area said "if you think YOU'VE got it bad, read THIS guy's page." I come back to check at least once a week, since misery loves company, and I get to realize that I'm really not that miserable.

Guests 346 to 343 have been eliminated

Guests 346 to 343 have been eliminated because of their idiocy.

Guest 344 signed in on Saturday, September 1st at 1:11am

Name	Surreal
My page	pdxSurreal
My URL	http://www.pdxSurreal.com
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	USA
Comments	Ahhh, once drawn to this page by a colleague of mine (on company time, of course,) I spent 2 hours slowly scrolling through the torturous words... grievingly associating my own relationships, past and present with the one detailed here. I have found my Mecca... my salvation in these pages. For I now know that I am not the only one... I am not crazy... It is OK that I am not amused when a cordless phone is hurled at my head with deadly accuracy. It is alright to be upset when I, too, am bashed in the face by my girlfriend's elbow, or kicked mercilessly by her dog repeadedly throughout the night. I suppose all this is just part of life. I will digress, and drag my weary body home so that I may be picked at, scolded, humiliated, and beaten into submission. ...what the hell am I thinking? I'm an American... I'll go get a cheap hooker and a half-rack of expensive microbrew and immerse myself in sinful bliss. Hell yeah.

Guest 343 signed in on Saturday, September 1st at 12:42am

Name	No name
My page	None
My URL	http://None
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	None
Comments	in defence of Margret- she's lovely, considerate, generous,and a wonderful person to know. Perhaps she's just like that with Mil! still-i do enjoy reading the page. just take it with a pinch of salt!

Guest 342 signed in on Friday, August 31st at 11:03pm

Name	kat
Led here by	Search engine
Location	T.O.
Comments	yur grlfriend sounds a lot like me, in that i get angry if the following should happen: ->anyone enters the kitchen after i cleaned it. if they EVER enter it. ->someone is wearing socks and they happen to touch me with them. ->anyone touches my hair. ->anyone pulls a hat off my head. etc,etc,etc, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHH!

Guest 341 signed in on Friday, August 31st at 9:32pm

Name	Ronni
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Minnesota, USA
Comments	I love! I read it all and couldn't stop laughing!

Guest 340 signed in on Friday, August 31st at 9:31pm

Name	Alyssa
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Los Angeles
Comments	You are too funny. I'm sure all my co-workers are wondering what the hell I'm doing, as muffled laughter keeps erupting out of my cubicle...

Guest 339 signed in on Friday, August 31st at 4:47am

Name	Joe
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Vancouver, BC
Comments	Buddy, if you want to stay with that whining bitch Margret then it's your decision. No one is forcing you to stay with her. Maybe you like bitching just as much as she does?

Guest 338 signed in on Friday, August 31st at 4:14am

Name	Nick
Led here by	Magic
Location	D.C. U.S.A.
Comments	absolutely halarious. great site, you should like make a book or something. i tell everyone i know about it. just keep adding more stuff.

Guest 337 signed in on Friday, August 31st at 3:17am

Name	diane
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	miami
Comments	i am really impressed..... and i congradulate you..... i can truely deeply call you a real man!(not many guys out there would do what ur doing) i hope u feel proud of yourself...

Guest 336 signed in on Friday, August 31st at 2:59am

Name	Jules
Led here by	Web page
Location	Over the hills and far away......
Comments	I think Margeret might be my long lost twin sister....unfortunately I havent found anyone as tolerant (or stupid) as you to stick around!! My only question is...where are your children when you two are arguing? Or have they become accustomed to the goings on? If I am ever round your way...can I come visit?!!!

Guest 335 signed in on Friday, August 31st at 2:05am

Name	Ryan
My page	Grammar Guild
My URL	http://grammarguild.homestead.com/
Led here by	Web page
Location	US
Comments	I was browsing the Internet aimlessly during Computer Programming. I almost got tossed out of the class because I was laughing too much. You poor bastard :)

Guest 334 signed in on Thursday, August 30th at 1:22pm

Name	John Candelore
Led here by	Barry
Location	Philadelphia, PA - USA
Comments	This is one of the funniest damn pages I ever read in my life. Sorry to laugh at your grief.. well, no I'm not sorry.. I'm a sadist. Either way, well done!

Guest 333 signed in on Thursday, August 30th at 11:44am

Name	Kate
My page	K.C.
My URL	http://www.angelfire.com/ca6/aceswild/mun.html
Led here by	Magic
Location	I'm a Wacky Californian
Comments	I think Margret has just become my new idol.

Guest 332 signed in on Wednesday, August 29th at 7:15pm

Name	Katie
My page	Kathryn's Lair
Led here by	Magic
Location	England in a month...states for now
Comments	My wonderful boyfriend sent me the link and was mightily scared when I thought that half the thing Margaret did were perfectly understandable actions :-) The secret to a relationship isn't debate but love and a sense of humor. Hats off to you two!

Guest 331 signed in on Wednesday, August 29th at 6:24pm

Name	Zam
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Hiding in a cupboard
Comments	Funny, funny and funny. Surely anyone who has been in a long term relationship, recognises all the above to be true and verifiable. As a 10 year veteran, I should add one thing. Try having a girlfriend with hearing loss, who at the same time is unable to make out what you say 3 out of 4 times, but has the acuity of a bat when, you're sneaking illicit food from a cupboard or have dropped a fiver. Not that I'd say anything to her you understand.

Guest 330 signed in on Wednesday, August 29th at 1:21am

Name	Beaker
My page	Swanky
My URL	http://www.angelfire.com/amiga/jmengers
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	i'm swimming in your glass of milk right now
Comments	you have a very comical/interesting love life.

Guest 329 signed in on Tuesday, August 28th at 9:39am

Name	Jeay
My page	dont have one
My URL	http://...nope
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Bend, Oregon, Usa
Comments	oh wow. the stuff you put up with! you must really love her to be with her still!!! im sure you get that alot tho! so yeah i enjoyed reading about the stuff that happens in your life! so thank you for sharing with the world! :) i will deffinately be a regulare at this website in the future! goodluck man!

Guest 328 signed in on Tuesday, August 28th at 2:53am

Name	John Hodges
My page	Ignorant Biped
My URL	http://www.ignorantbiped.com
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Montreal, Canada
Comments	Without a doubt one of the funniest things I have read in a long, long time.

Guest 327 signed in on Tuesday, August 28th at 12:17am

Name	Nocturnus Invictus
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	Dude - All you talk about is how crazy this girl is. Why are you with her? I'm just curious as to what in Hell could counter-balance such crazy, bitchy, self-absorbed behaviour. I'm not saying there ISN'T anything - I'm just saying you do nothing to make it obvious.

Guest 326 signed in on Monday, August 27th at 8:05pm

Name	Shalene
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Bellflower CA,USA
Comments	I know now that their are others with worse problems than mine

Guest 325 signed in on Monday, August 27th at 7:05pm

Name	single and laughing
Led here by	Magic
Comments	you need a new girlfriend.

Guest 324 has been eliminated

Guest 324 has been eliminated because of their idiocy.

Guest 323 signed in on Monday, August 27th at 1:35am

Name	Grant Howard & Richard Blake
My page	chariot internet
My URL	http://www.chariot.com.au
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Adelaide, South Australia
Comments	Bloody brilliant page. Surprised you havnt killed her yet. You should probably set up a link to allow her to put her views up on the net to. Have you considered suicide. Dont. You make us laugh!!!

Guest 322 signed in on Sunday, August 26th at 11:59pm

Name	Cavan Irvine
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Bonnie Scotland
Comments	The funniest thing I have read in years. It splits my sides every time I read it.

Guest 321 signed in on Sunday, August 26th at 2:19pm

Name	Curtis
Led here by	Web page
Location	Dallas, TX.
Comments	Hehe...can relate bro. Love my wife to death, but we argue over some pretty retarded things. Have had the dream catcher arguement, I mean, I see those things hanging in the rear veiw mirror over rednecks trucks that have a gun rack in the back window. Very creative writing.

Guest 320 signed in on Saturday, August 25th at 9:51pm

Name	Torsten Rohlfing
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	basement with no windows, Stanford, CA, USA
Comments	This is hilarious -- the first thing I've ever received from a friend by email that was both long and fun. BTW: You do have a little misconception of us Germans. Then again, people around Stuttgart aren't really typical Germans -- that's because of all the inbreeding down in those narrow Black Forrest valleys ;))

Guest 319 signed in on Saturday, August 25th at 8:30pm

Name	Chris Noloc
Led here by	Web page
Location	Raleigh, North Carolina USA
Comments	Thank you, you webpage has succesfully wasted 2 hours of my time. Seriously, thank you. I am at work on a saturday.... and i dont want to work... hehehe

Guest 318 signed in on Saturday, August 25th at 9:15am

Name	the auroran sunset
My page	aoiko.net - home of the auroran sunset
My URL	http://www.aoiko.net/
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	oxford, england
Comments	you probably know your writings are very cool, but i'll tell you anyway:- your writing are very cool.. good luck with the book. ps. glad to see someone getting back at the slimeball mail.

Guest 317 signed in on Saturday, August 25th at 5:08am

Name	Zack
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	A small place called Kentucky, USA
Comments	This Web Site Is Soooooo Funny!!! I need to meet you guys.

Guest 316 signed in on Saturday, August 25th at 5:02am

Name	liz
Led here by	Coincidence
Comments	This is the stupidist thing ever. just break up with her for godsake! You really must have no life to write all of this and the people who actually read the whole thing dont either.

Guest 315 signed in on Friday, August 24th at 10:19pm

Name	Mike
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Salt Lake City, Utah, USA
Comments	Mil, I love this place. Every time I stare out the window in complete stupidness, I think of you. Then I come and visit for a guarenteed laugh. I've passed it on to many a friend and I'll keep it moving. Keep the news coming and watch out for more plant affairs and dream catchers. :)

Guest 314 signed in on Friday, August 24th at 7:10pm

Name	Chris (female!)
My page	Don't have one
Led here by	Magic
Location	Manchester England
Comments	Personally I thing Margret acts in a perfectly rational way. There's nothing wrong with asserting your authority or pointing out to your partner the error of their ways when they are most definitely in the wrong at least 99.867f the time. This figure is based on careful analysis of the number of timesmy partner has been wrong over the last few months, and can be statistically proved if required.

Guest 313 signed in on Friday, August 24th at 6:14pm

Name	chris
My page	convoluted
My URL	http://superficial.nu/convoluted
Led here by	Web page
Location	ma,usa
Comments	this website is tit

Guest 312 signed in on Friday, August 24th at 8:17am

Name	annie
My page	sorry dont have one who can compare to this site anyways?
Led here by	Search engine
Location	on a massive fault line or califorina as you would say
Comments	great site and thanks for making califorina sound like the great place it is, maybe one day i'll be able to move to the utopia you call england...but really great site luved it!!! if marget ever beats you to the point, that you can only blink messages...i'll take care of you, sponage baths and all.

Guest 311 signed in on Thursday, August 23rd at 11:22pm

Name	Nicola
My page	eh?
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Bedford
Comments	We had a German plumber once. He installed the radiator so close to the toilet that we burn our bums everytime we sit down. Love the carrier bags of stuff she took when you moved.

Guest 310 signed in on Thursday, August 23rd at 10:15pm

Name	Johanna
Led here by	E-mail from idiot partner
Location	Canada
Comments	Hey!! I would just like to say, you have one of the most funny web sites out here!!!!! I personaly, think that I would love to know someone like you two!!! You guys must make some pretty great memories!

Guest 309 signed in on Thursday, August 23rd at 8:03pm

Name	Emma King
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Comments	Wkd, very cool, yes, it is true that i am only thirteen! And that i have absolutely nothing else to do with my time, but its a damn good site, i became very depressed when i couldn't find the link to this site, but i am happy again coz i found the link! Your site rocks!

Guest 308 signed in on Thursday, August 23rd at 6:25pm

Name	Chuck
My page	Well, blandly enough, it's just called "Chuck's Home Page." Sadly, it has been badly neglected in recent months and is, in any case, destined to be destroyed as soon as the University figures out that I am never, ever coming back. I suppose, in thinking it through, I won't even include the URL below. This way, I can drive anyone who actually cares to read this (both of you) absolutely mad with wonder at just how pathetic said site would have been, while still taxing to the utmost this guestbook's ability to include text within the 'Your Homepage Title' box. Or I might include the URL anyway, secure in the knowledge that it shall soon become yet another dinosaur of the internet, a dead link, and thus cause hatred and consternation in an entirely different manner. I really haven't decided.
My URL	http://comp.uark.edu/~wulrey/
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	St. Louis, MO, USA
Comments	I can't imagine why so many people are against this lovely relationship. Fighting with one's girl and never really knowing why is just a part of nature's plan for the male of the species. It is one of those things which connects us, one and all, through a vast landscape of human history, much like our fondness for alcholic beverages and attractive women in various stages of undress. Preferably alcholic beverages served to us BY women in various stages of undress. This, along with a vague inability to function properly in a grocery store or other retail establishment, is our collective heritage. The real question, of course, is whether, at some point, these adaptations served some sort of survival purpose, or if it's just all screwed up. In any case, you must continue the chronicle, that future generations may know how bravely we lived and died.

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Guest 307 has been eliminated because of their idiocy.

Guest 306 signed in on Thursday, August 23rd at 8:04am

Amelia sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 305 signed in on Thursday, August 23rd at 3:21am

Name	geoff
My page	[insert porn site here]
My URL	http://see above
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	sydney australia
Comments	an english friend sent me this site loved the page (no i wont insert an its like my relationship line here) but i must say if you like the simpsons (i know you know of them even the plo has been seen wearing simpsons shirts in the past (while burning american flags),go figure) then you should watch the episode where monty sells the power plant to the germans then buys it back for half the price, to which the germans reply we are not all chocolates and sunshine (fits nicely with your website i think) monty replies oh no the germans the germans are going to get me until they can take it no more on second thoughts maybe thats a dangerous idea, dont blame me for the ruptured spleen!! maybe just fawlty towers? ps you should have asked for printed retraction from the mos just to piss them off plus it would have looked nice mounted since your not american so have no gun rack let alone a collection of guns to facilitate a gun rack.

Guest 304 signed in on Wednesday, August 22nd at 10:29pm

Name	Gary
Led here by	Barry
Location	Currently Sitting at work
Comments	As an American sitting in a bunker in New Jersey, surrounded by racks of automatic weapons, freezers of meat, enough spare parts to build several humvees from scratch, etc. I can really appreciate your site. I thought my wife was unpredictable and dangerous. You have added new love to my marriage and I thank you. Now when my wife has decided that it is 4am and we need to go to the (in)convienience store to purchase overpriced, spoiled, possibly sapient cold cuts from a Heroin using formerly Russian hooker who is bleeding on my soon to be pseudofood, I will think, "well, at least she let me drive, left the turn signal alone, and didn't hurt me badly." As I said, thank you from all of us down here in the bunkers. :)

Guest 303 signed in on Wednesday, August 22nd at 9:48pm

Name	Anthony
Led here by	Web page
Location	Maine, USA
Comments	I am so so sorry you poor poor man. To be honest, she sounds not unlike the kind of lass that gets her rocks off chopping her significant other into tiny pieces and fertilizing her house plants with them.

Guest 302 signed in on Wednesday, August 22nd at 9:04pm

Name	Simon Davies
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Chippenham
Comments	Fantastic! Obviously not for you at the time, but I'm glad we can all look back and laugh at your eloquent distress.

Guest 301 signed in on Wednesday, August 22nd at 3:25pm

Name	Cyndy K.
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Pennsylvania, USA
Comments	Would you believe I was searching for the discoverer of helium on the sun and found your page? I have no clue why or how. But I'm gllad I did! I spent more than two hours laughing (which endeared me to the rest of the household trying to sleep at 2 AM). All I can say, Mr. Millington, is, "You're a SAINT!" Thanks for a marvelously entertaining few hours. Oh, by the way, a few of your links are not working, several photos, etc. Cyndy

Guest 300 signed in on Wednesday, August 22nd at 12:56pm

Name	Sarah-Beth
My page	girl-inside.co.uk
My URL	http://www.girl-inside.co.uk
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	Wolverhampton, UK
Comments	Hey Mil. Don't know if you remember me - I'm one of the little I.T. assistants in the library that you used to supervise! Visited this page ages ago and decided to pop back to see if you'd updated today, and yay, you have - so, now I wont be doing any work this afternoon.

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