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Note that, in order to fox puppy-fiddlingly evil spammers, a visitor's e-mail address, if given, is automatically disguised. The correct response in such a case is to remove the false bit.

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Guest 299 signed in on Wednesday, August 22nd at 12:54pm
Name Amelia
Led here by Search engine
Location England
Comments its me again soz 2 bore u all. but yes i have 2 agree wit ~~Silver it wud b good 4 her 2 produce her own website. is shes actually exists. not that ne 1 will care bout my views im jus a mere child of 14. i jus want 2 know 1 thing. WAT THE HELL POSSESSED U 2 STAY WIT HER. how cud u handle that?????
amelia

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Guest 298 signed in on Wednesday, August 22nd at 12:47pm
Name Amelia
Led here by Web page
Location England
Comments im not sure wether this is true or not. even if its not i still feel sry 4 u. i mean ud still have this character in ur head. HELL. but it made me larf i usaully larf at ova ppls misfortunes tho. she sounds like hell. but im still not sure wat 2 think. ne way thank u 4 makin my day slighty less borin.
amelia

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Guest 297 signed in on Wednesday, August 22nd at 6:48am
Name cristie
Led here by Web page
Location USA
Comments Very very funny! good luck to you both! lol as much as she gives you greif, i think she loves you very much! and even thought ur complaining, you love her too. its soo cute! and (lol) i hope ur hands weren't burned to bad......

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Guest 296 signed in on Wednesday, August 22nd at 1:51am
Name Mark
Led here by I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location Fareham UK
Comments Dump her!!!
I have been MARRIED for 10 Years, and still have not had our first argument.
There is someone out there who is your perfect match. Mine is Deaf, Dumb, Blind, and has been dead for about 100 years!!!
Women like to argueall the time - Especially when I come out with Bullshit like adove.

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Guest 295 signed in on Tuesday, August 21st at 8:48pm
Name Elizabeth
Led here by E-mail from friend
Location California
Comments Therapy.
It scares me that you two are breeding.

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Guest 294 signed in on Tuesday, August 21st at 6:33am
Name soso
Led here by E-mail from friend
Comments hi to all girl i want to make friend with you

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Guest 293 signed in on Tuesday, August 21st at 2:04am
Name Lilith
Led here by Barry
Location Newcastle Australia
Comments Fab! . . do we ever get to hear her side of the story?/logic?

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Guest 292 signed in on Tuesday, August 21st at 1:30am
Name Poet
Led here by E-mail from friend
Location Dining Room
Comments This site is HILARIOUS!!! I love reading your arguments - they simply crack me up. And I love the "I can't sleep" story you just added. OMG, how irritating is that?!?!?! Keep up the good work - it makes my day at work pass by just nicely.

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Guest 291 signed in on Monday, August 20th at 9:33pm
Name Ashley
Led here by I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location USA
Comments Why does this remind me a bit of WW2? I agree with her on the toilet thing, the seat belongs DOWN!

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Guest 290 signed in on Monday, August 20th at 3:25pm
Name Chris
Led here by Search engine
Location England
Comments If more men had pages like this, they would all be the same.....

Chin up old boy

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Guest 289 signed in on Monday, August 20th at 2:39pm
Name David Le
Led here by Search engine
Location Melbourne, Australia
Comments Hi Mil

It seems like your life, is full of excitement. hehehehhehe

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Guest 288 signed in on Monday, August 20th at 2:55am
Name Trish
Led here by Web page
Location New England, USA
Comments Wow. The debate site I'm on *is* full of amateurs!

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Guest 287 signed in on Sunday, August 19th at 10:49am
Name Steph
My page Mobile-ringtone.com
My URL http://www.mobile-ringtone.com
Led here by Search engine
Location Scotland
Comments Good Luck for the Future.

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Guest 286 signed in on Sunday, August 19th at 7:11am
Name jen.
My page rebecca:making people feel special
My URL http://www.webspawner.com/users/sliderebeccaslide/rebecca.html
Led here by Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location chicago.
Comments haha. you remind me of an angry francis healy (that's a good thing!). keep it up. but what does she think of it?

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Guest 285 signed in on Sunday, August 19th at 5:36am
Name C M Martin
Led here by Search engine
Location Southern Appalachia
Comments It all reminds me of my roommate, and we're not even having sex or anything!

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Guest 284 signed in on Saturday, August 18th at 11:46pm
Name elli
Led here by E-mail from idiot partner
Comments Bloody hell its fantastic...ur a absolutely hilarious guy...feel sorry for u tho...keep updating!

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Guest 283 signed in on Saturday, August 18th at 8:13pm
Name tony
Led here by Search engine
Comments fuck her out on her hole.....
although shes not bad looking

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Guest 281 signed in on Saturday, August 18th at 7:01pm
Name Stuart Q. Zapp, News Hedgehog
My page They *look* BING! But they *taste* WANG.
My URL http://stupops.20m.com
Led here by Barry
Location Scotland-land
Comments Please, don't ever stop doing the things you do.

Seriously. They're bloody good things.

Especially the funny things.

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Guest 280 signed in on Saturday, August 18th at 4:07pm
Name Valerie
Led here by Magic
Location Newfoundland, Canada
Comments May God have mercy on your soul

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Guest 279 signed in on Saturday, August 18th at 12:18pm
Name eric
Led here by E-mail from friend
Location Ireland
Comments have german girlfriend and i get some of those things too but u got to love german women :)

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Guest 278 signed in on Saturday, August 18th at 3:45am
Name Amity
Led here by E-mail from friend
Location Adelaide Australia
Comments A male Erma Bombeck! You should write a book. My Aussie daughter is living in London with her Austrian BF..will send the URL lol

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Guest 277 signed in on Saturday, August 18th at 2:07am
j of america sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

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Guest 276 signed in on Friday, August 17th at 3:30am
Name marco schultze
My page ---
Led here by E-mail from friend
Location australia
Comments I loved reading ! I am a german living in australia with an english girlfriend ! we have our fair share of arguements and i can relate 2 u very well ! my girlfriend can b the biggest bitch on earth more times than not ! thank god we don't have any kids ! THANK YOU 4 a great page !Good luck 4 the future !!! :->

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Guest 275 signed in on Friday, August 17th at 2:33am
Name Biayt
My page that too
My URL http://www.per-sekhmet.net/weblog/weblog.html
Led here by Magic
Location cheese land USA
Comments Hey, forget about me?! Look. No look. Look how I care, really...look!
*wipes tears away* I said look dammit!!!

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Guest 274 signed in on Thursday, August 16th at 8:39pm
Name Sara
My page Shadowcrypt
My URL http://www.boltpages.com/shadowcrypt
Led here by E-mail from friend
Location United States
Comments If I was in that relationship, it would have been over a LONG time ago.

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Guest 273 signed in on Thursday, August 16th at 2:51pm
Name Liz Hurley
My page A Respite From Margaret
My URL http://www.shazian.com.au/
Led here by Barry
Location And the winner is Syd-A-Knee
Comments Well, you wanted to know if "Liz Hurley" (you can call me Liz by the way) did those sort of things ... and *nod* yes, or course, this is exactly the kind of thing I'm into!

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Guest 272 signed in on Thursday, August 16th at 5:51am
Name A guy
Led here by Web page
Comments By the way, why do all the email addresses have "falsebit" in front of the locations?

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Guest 271 signed in on Thursday, August 16th at 5:48am
Name A guy
Led here by Web page
Location USA
Comments Dude, you should make a forum on your site. But I think your site is hilarious, and was greatly used in passing the time at my boring job.

P.S. - Margret's hot.

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Guest 270 signed in on Thursday, August 16th at 3:31am
Name Reed Murray
Led here by Search engine
Comments dude this is some crazy shit and I dont think there is one person out there who cant find some way to relate to this.. keep up the good work slugger

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Guest 269 signed in on Wednesday, August 15th at 3:15pm
Name Sufergirl
Led here by Web page
Comments So why the fuck are you with this girl??????????????????????? If you are always bitching about her??? you Dumbass

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Guest 268 signed in on Wednesday, August 15th at 2:22pm
Name Lisa
Led here by E-mail from friend
Location Adelaide, Australia
Comments I now feel like my life is normal.....

Hurahh!

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Guest 267 signed in on Tuesday, August 14th at 8:57pm
Name Robyn
Led here by Search engine
Location Niagara-on-the-lake, Ontario Canada
Comments You two lead a very intersting life!!!! I wish I knew you to see for myself

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Guest 266 signed in on Tuesday, August 14th at 8:37pm
Name Dan
Led here by E-mail from friend
Location Canada
Comments Although kind of comical, I can't believe that I actually spent any amount of time reading through this.

Even more so interesting is that with all the beautiful women in the world that you are foolish enough to actually stay with her. Misery love company as they say.

May I suggest a bullet to the head. Just a sugestion. Good luck you poor sap!

Sincerely

Dan

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Guest 265 signed in on Tuesday, August 14th at 6:44pm
Name Phil
Led here by Search engine
Location New Jersey, US
Comments Damn funny stuff. Didn't even mean to go here! Now i can't leave!

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Guest 264 signed in on Tuesday, August 14th at 8:29am
Name stu
My URL http://www.the-horde.org
Led here by E-mail from friend
Location minnesota, usa
Comments wow, ever consider writing out your day to day life for a sitcom or something of the sort? Definately some good entertainment here, bravo.

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Guest 263 signed in on Monday, August 13th at 8:02pm
Name Colin MacDonald
Led here by Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location Northern end of Englandland
Comments Bah, I scoff at your uptight prissy corect spelign and grammar good with, correct punctu-ation.

Also, where are Margaret's nude pictures? We've all had her anyway (yes, even Dan from the corner shop) and it is clearly only your priggish hangups that are stopping you from sharing the bounty of her ripe - if slighty yeast infected - delights with us.

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Guest 262 signed in on Monday, August 13th at 7:20pm
Name Paul Bradshaw
Led here by Web page
Location Nottingham
Comments I haven't laughed so much in years... ever thought of you and Bill Bryson doing a double act?? cheers! Will check back for updates soon.

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Guest 261 signed in on Monday, August 13th at 6:57pm
Name Adrian Sevitz
My page S E V I T Z D O T C O M
My URL http://www.sevitz.com
Led here by Web page
Location London (can be found between a rock and a hard place)
Comments I am a regular visitor. This is one of the funniest idiosyncratic pages on the web. It has for me resulted in two arguments with women, much laughter on my behalf and more in the continual proof that women are not the same species as men.

Keep them coming. And find a publisher.

Adrian

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Guest 260 signed in on Monday, August 13th at 6:52pm
Name Mickafresh
Led here by Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location Sheffield
Comments Absolutely piss funny and truly well observed. We've all had some of those (or similar) arguments.

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Guest 259 signed in on Monday, August 13th at 4:20pm
Name TigerMaple
My page Tiger Maple's Home Page (simple, innit?)
My URL http://www.tigermaple.co.uk
Led here by Web page
Location A rock in between England and Ireland
Comments Nice one mate. Don't let the woman get you down. To paraphrase some guy in an Eddie Murphy film, "Don't get pussy whipped - whip that pussy!". Well, you know what I mean.

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Guest 258 signed in on Monday, August 13th at 4:13pm
Name Jonathan
My page A bit rubbish
My URL http://www.rymel.com
Led here by I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location UK
Comments I strongly belive that all relationships go through periods where hard work is required in order to maintain the partnership... However... I can't quite figure yours out... It sound more like Mortal Combat!!!

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Guest 257 signed in on Monday, August 13th at 2:06pm
Name Heather
Led here by Search engine
Location Rhode Island USA, or sometimes Germany
Comments I just found your page, and I can relate to a lot of this! Ok, maybe not all of it, and definately not to the same degree...but I am dating a German, and some of the things I have read here remind me of how much I have gotten used to the "oddities" of German people. My boyfriend got a kick out of some of the things Margaret does, but sometimes just gives me a blank stare when I relate a funny story. Hmm...guess I still have some work in normalizing him! Well anyway, I hope that someday my Carsten and I will be able to live together in such happiness as you and your liebe Margaret!
TschŸss

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Guest 256 signed in on Monday, August 13th at 11:04am
Name Norm
Led here by Magic
Location Franfkurt am Main, germany
Comments laughed all the way through, not only from symaphty, but because so many things happened the same to me!
PS. VERY impressed, I hate spelling/typing errors, I didn't spot one.

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Guest 255 signed in on Monday, August 13th at 7:33am
Name Lily
Led here by Search engine
Comments Don't fantasize about Natalie Imbruglia when you have a beautiful girlfriend. Its taken girlfriend for granted.

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Guest 254 signed in on Sunday, August 12th at 2:24am
Name Hansaplast
My page Dark-empire.net
My URL http://www.dark-empire.net
Led here by Search engine
Location Neuburg / Do.
Comments Ich hab mir des ganze hier net durchgelesen, aber in Guestbook wollt ich trozdem schreibn.
Net Vergessen:
SŠmlbrŠsl ind Brodscheim einebrenna

Hansaplast

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Guest 253 signed in on Saturday, August 11th at 9:41pm
Name Dave
Led here by Web page
Location B.C.Canada
Comments I'm sorry for you BUT ,It comical and you married her so live with it.

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Guest 252 signed in on Saturday, August 11th at 4:02pm
Name John Gaynor
Led here by Web page
Location Galveston
Comments There are many things on the page to read and wonder about. I wish you the very best and all the Blessings that God will provide. However, if you do not give up, you will have a very happy and successful life.

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Guest 251 signed in on Saturday, August 11th at 8:43am
Name Wane Bell
Led here by Search engine
Location Kentucky
Comments Back for my second visit and I laughed just as hard this time around. It's amazing how many times the hairs on the back of my neck stand up from some Orwellian deja-vu thing as I read the things. And I saw FAR too much of my mother naked!

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Guest 250 signed in on Saturday, August 11th at 3:53am
Name Trisa
Led here by Magic
Location British Columbia, Canada
Comments Hey, this was a great site. i didn't think i had time to read it all b/c it seemed to go on 4eva. but once i started, i was hooked and read the entire thing. luved it. thx

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Guest 249 signed in on Saturday, August 11th at 2:43am
Name Perry
Led here by Magic
Location Maine, USA
Comments This is the funniest stuff I have read in a long time. I hope your site serves as some sort of therapy for you.

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Guest 248 signed in on Friday, August 10th at 10:20pm
Name Jess
Led here by Web page
Location Washington, DC
Comments Yes, I did read this page on my employer's time. But well worth the effort to disguise what I was doing- funniest thing I've read in months.

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Guest 247 signed in on Friday, August 10th at 12:58pm
Name Steven Rhodes
Led here by E-mail from friend
Location London
Comments The motto of the BBC is the edifying sounding 'Nation shall speak unto nation'. But after your vignette of domestic mutual autism, I'm forced to consider whether this is such a good idea. Then again, perhaps I didn't see enough of my mother naked...

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Guest 246 signed in on Friday, August 10th at 6:20am
Name Ronnie P
My page Right ON Time
My URL http://www.geocities.com/icantfindmyglasses/
Led here by Search engine
Location Chicago
Comments Ask you girlfriend if she wants a real man like me.

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Guest 245 signed in on Thursday, August 9th at 11:51pm
Name ~~Silver
Led here by I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Comments I am an American, and I am just wondering...why do you think it is crazy that she thinks you are nuts cause you are wearing her underwear? you have issues too! I say, she should make her own site from her point of view! lolz that would be funny!

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Guest 244 signed in on Thursday, August 9th at 7:54pm
Name melissa
Led here by Magic
Location tucson, az
Comments damn i'm glad i'm not british...

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Guest 243 signed in on Thursday, August 9th at 6:01pm
Name David Fiddes
My page David's World of the Useless
My URL http://www.personal.u-net.com/~westwood/david/david.htm
Led here by E-mail from friend
Location Reading, Ingerland
Comments I can't believe you archived my previous guestbook entry....it pains me to be so trashed after little over a week!
Anyway I'm back re-reading your page. Still funny!

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Guest 242 signed in on Thursday, August 9th at 2:04pm
Name Kerry
My page n/a
My URL http://n/a
Led here by Barry
Location London, England
Comments I don't know "Barry", but I liked that option best!
Fab site, made me laugh out loud at work - always a winner!
The chap who sent this to me sounds spookily like you, Mil. Thats a scarey thought and I'm just grateful he isn't a boyfriend - just a very good friend. Phew!
Best wishes to you - and Margret!

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Guest 241 signed in on Wednesday, August 8th at 9:47pm
Name Dragan Brdar
My page AUTOSTOPERSKI VODIC
My URL http://www.ptt.yu/korisnici/b/r/brdar
Led here by Magic
Location Serbia
Comments :)

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Guest 240 signed in on Wednesday, August 8th at 9:38pm
Name matt
Led here by Magic
Location connecticut, USA
Comments dude, this website is fucking weak. Why dont you just break up with her if she is that bad?

And yes im at work- that's pretty weak too.

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Guest 239 signed in on Wednesday, August 8th at 2:51pm
Name Anon
Led here by E-mail from friend
Comments Have you ever thought of publishing or better still - looking to sell film rights to your diary???? Excelling viewing I think!

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Guest 238 signed in on Wednesday, August 8th at 7:58am
Name Kary Bandail Smarts
Led here by I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location Chicago, Illinois, Usa
Comments I must ask, where in the bloody hell do you and Margret get your enegery. I havent had 5mount of arguments u two have. Though I must congradulate you. This is obviously a perfect example of two bloaks who love the hell out of each other. No couple with less vigour could sustain a relationship so as yours.
It seems as if arguments is what yur love is based on.


cheers
a very amused student

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Guest 237 signed in on Wednesday, August 8th at 7:40am
Name Chrissie
My page DVC Dunedin Visor Club
My URL http://dreamwater.net/dvc
Led here by Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location New Zealand
Comments What a hilarious site. I have book marked it an will be coming back soon.

Yeeesssssss.......Has Margret seen this?!

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Guest 236 signed in on Tuesday, August 7th at 10:18pm
Name Bart
Led here by Web page
Location The Netherlands
Comments Mil and Margret, imagine me sitting in the livingroom behind the PC, my wife is watching a movie on TV with the volume turned low since -for some odd reason- she likes to read the subtitling rather than trying to listen to what is being said. My mouse has a scrollwheel, so while I read your page, no sound came from the PC. In general, you could say it was very, very quiet in the room.

So after I scared the shit out of my wife by bursting into almost unstoppable laughter for about a hundred times, she wanted to know what the hell I was laughing about.

I told her I was reading a webpage about US. Because it is. Feel strong, Mil, you're not alone out there. Let's form a Union or something.

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Guest 235 signed in on Tuesday, August 7th at 7:42pm
Name joe
My page mp3s
My URL http://www.q-cut.net
Led here by I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location uk
Comments SPLENDID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Guest 234 signed in on Tuesday, August 7th at 6:31pm
Name Julie
Led here by Search engine
Location Washington, DC
Comments I found this site by doing a search on how to refinish furniture???

The internet is so bizarre.

Yes, I am at work.

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Guest 233 signed in on Tuesday, August 7th at 6:21pm
Name liz millington
Led here by E-mail from friend
Location stockton
Comments none really

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Guest 232 signed in on Tuesday, August 7th at 12:26pm
Name Charlie Fellowes
Led here by Web page
Location London
Comments Very, very funny. And yes, I've read it while on my employer's time, but hell, they can afford it.

ps. Has Margret seen this?

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Guest 231 signed in on Monday, August 6th at 10:36am
Name lia
Led here by Search engine
Comments LOL what a wonderful page. One can tell that you love her dearly! :)

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Guest 230 signed in on Sunday, August 5th at 7:15pm
Name Manuel Lara Bisch
My page My outdated (Nov 2000) homepage (I'm ashamed of it now)
My URL http://www.geocities.com/verence_ii
Led here by Web page
Location Starnberg, Bavaria, Germany
Comments *decides to let yet another wave of huzzahs wash over Mil*
Absolutely great site, well-written and everything. I especially liked the "Things" section. I can just imagine everything in there happening to me (if I was older and had a girlfriend, that is. I know I'm a sad geek, thanks for reminding me.). Really.
Oh, and in case you hadn't noticed: Your site was selected as Link of the Day on www.userfriendly.org a few days ago.

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Guest 229 signed in on Sunday, August 5th at 6:45am
Name Shaun
Led here by Web page
Location Victoria, BC, Canada
Comments I can't believe I read the entire site, save for the guestbook archive. Glad to hear cowardly bullying thieves paid up.
Cheers

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Guest 228 signed in on Sunday, August 5th at 3:49am
Name Wasim Younis
Led here by Web page
Location Davis, California (and Putney, London)
Comments This Is Hilarious!
Thanx!

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Guest 227 signed in on Sunday, August 5th at 2:47am
Name Kate
My page Avant Poltava Sings The Movies
My URL http://members.diaryland.com/avantpoltava
Led here by Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location Melbourne, Australia
Comments I have found my polar opposite. My boyfriend and I are serial non-argue-ers. Believe me we have tried in vain- the most recent attempt I do remember is trying to create an argument over the fact that I didn't like pancakes and he did. It's quite an amusing, potentially infuriating situation to be in- and yet it never is. We've even been through stages where we take turns making decisions because we're both all too compliant. I was never like this in other relationships. It's all too bizzare. Love the site.

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Guest 226 signed in on Sunday, August 5th at 12:57am
Name GoD
Led here by Search engine
Location Gresham, Or, U.S.A
Comments Your girlfriend is hot!

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Guest 225 signed in on Saturday, August 4th at 6:44pm
Name gay man
My page gay homo stuff
My URL http://www.www.www.com
Led here by Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location up your ass
Comments Your picture makes you look like a man!! ha ha ha ,you cross dresser

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Guest 224 signed in on Saturday, August 4th at 7:22am
Name ;omid
Led here by Search engine
Comments i love you

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Guest 223 signed in on Friday, August 3rd at 8:45pm
Name Fran Church
Led here by E-mail from friend
Location Home for the mentally bemused (U.K.)
Comments Sorry folks, my computer needs rebooting, I'll try it with my right foot this time!!

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Guest 222 signed in on Friday, August 3rd at 8:37pm
Name Fran Church
Led here by E-mail from friend
Location Balsall Common psychriatric wing
Comments Various questions spring to mind, why are you with this woman? why is she with you? explain again how you said you'd do all the cooking and it stuck? (I have soooo much respect for Margaret on that issue) I gave up on my partner when a weeks worth of evening meals would have done the Egyptians proud, nothing but a mixture of burnt offerings and bleeding sacrifices, I gave in, he might be daft but he's not stupid (and I had the health of our children to consider)although the charcoal did offset the salmonella, to an extent.
My partner wants to know the English word for "Margaret" WOT? As he thinks I am one of her clones. He is being kept overnight at Warwick hospital just to be on the safe side.

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Guest 221 signed in on Friday, August 3rd at 8:19pm
Name Fran Church
Led here by E-mail from friend
Location Balsall Common psychriatric wing
Comments Various questions spring to mind, why are you with this woman? why is she with you? explain again how you said you'd do all the cooking and it stuck? (I have soooo much respect for Margaret on that issue) I gave up on my partner when a weeks worth of evening meals would have done the Egyptians proud, nothing but a mixture of burnt offerings and bleeding sacrifices, I gave in, he might be daft but he's not stupid (and I had the health of our children to consider)although the charcoal did offset the salmonella, to an extent.
My partner wants to know the English word for "Margaret" WOT? As he thinks I am one of her clones. He is being kept overnight at Warwick hospital just to be on the safe side.

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Guest 220 signed in on Friday, August 3rd at 5:23am
Name Stephanie
Led here by I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location Ontario, Canada
Comments You can just never have too many plants. If Margaret ever feels that she needs to have an affair with something with a bit of green to it, I'll introduce her to some nice cacti that I've met along the way.

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Guest 219 signed in on Friday, August 3rd at 3:47am
Name E. Malaran
Led here by Search engine
Comments Ain't love grand?

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Guest 218 signed in on Friday, August 3rd at 1:44am
Name Kenna
Led here by Magic
Location Philadelphia
Comments Very entertaining. Thanks for the laughs, I now have hero(Maragaret). I will do my best to be worthy of her Syndrome. (And I thought my neurosis was because my mum used to dump the towels on the floor and make me refold them if I didn't fold them right the first time).

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Guest 217 signed in on Thursday, August 2nd at 9:40pm
Name John Turner
Led here by Barry
Comments Nice. Very nice. So absolutely nice I think I might remember to stop laughing and start breathing again in a few minutes.

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Guest 216 signed in on Thursday, August 2nd at 10:20am
Name Erin
Led here by Magic
Location northern California
Comments Actually it was my little brother who found this site and he made me read it because he had enjoyed it so much. "Things" was absolutely hilarious. I loved it. I will keep checking back for updates. Im going to make my mom read it too.

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Guest 215 signed in on Thursday, August 2nd at 8:13am
Name MIKE
My URL http://www.hell-No.com
Led here by Magic
Location Australia
Comments What can I say - I laughed, I cried and then I saw your Mullet and I laughed some more. Margret may be insane but my god so is that haircut.

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Guest 214 signed in on Thursday, August 2nd at 12:45am
Name ashley
Led here by Web page
Location melrose, ma
Comments I think your page is absolutely hilarious!! No offense or anything because it is about your life. This page is extremely entertaining!

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Guest 213 signed in on Wednesday, August 1st at 10:17pm
Name Jon Hicks
Led here by E-mail from friend
Location Kent, England
Comments I knew an Englist Margaret once. She was a screaming psycho too. She could argue about which way up the washing-up bowl went - on it's side or upside-down. So nice to know I needn't suffer alone.

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Guest 212 signed in on Wednesday, August 1st at 10:05pm
Name Graham Wager
Led here by I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location Essex, England
Comments --No comment--

I'll be back........

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Guest 211 signed in on Wednesday, August 1st at 9:17pm
Name dave
My page i don't have one. wah. we can't all be like you.
My URL http://ARE YOU MENTAL??
Led here by Barry
Location England. yup.
Comments nice site. who's neve campbell?
JOKE
i was joking about neve campbell. this IS a nice site. really.

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Guest 210 signed in on Wednesday, August 1st at 3:58pm
Name Richard
My page PiL.co.UK
My URL http://www.publicimagelimited.co.uk
Led here by Search engine
Location Ipswich
Comments Searching for websites on ntl (like mine) WOW - you partner is nice looing, but the arguments.....hmmmmmm. Just like most, I suppose.
Good site. Thanx.

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Guest 209 signed in on Wednesday, August 1st at 10:27am
Name David
My page David's World of the Useless
My URL http://www.personal.u-net.com/~westwood/david/david.htm
Led here by E-mail from friend
Location Reading, England (not at work, honest!)
Comments Yeah you should definitely write a book, you could call it "Men are from Margate, Women and from Moenchengladbach".
Well funny, and as they say in the fizzy lager ads, "True".

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Guest 208 signed in on Wednesday, August 1st at 10:03am
Name Holly
Led here by Search engine
Comments Second visit to the site and i have plans on becoming a regular.I decided to explore deeper into the site this time and unearthed some very pleasing artifacts....do keep it up Mill your hilarious,fantastic,wonderful,brilliant stupendus...etc

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Guest 207 signed in on Wednesday, August 1st at 8:05am
Name A guy without bright red hair
Led here by I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location USA
Comments Ummm...ya... This page is really funny! It took a hell of a long time to read too! I bet you could make a book out of this. And call it "Things me and my girlfriend argue about" just like the name of the web page. It would probably sell out. It's definnatly the funniest thing i've read in a while.

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Guest 206 signed in on Wednesday, August 1st at 6:25am
Name Harry Doolabh
Led here by Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location USA
Comments What a couple and what a great laugh. Made my day.

Maybe you two should consider getting married it cant get any worse.

Great laugh.

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Guest 205 signed in on Tuesday, July 31st at 11:52pm
Name Andre
My page Andre's Home page
My URL http://www.canisius.edu/~noela
Led here by Web page
Comments Dude, if it's that bad, why don't you two just break up ro something.

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Guest 204 signed in on Tuesday, July 31st at 11:36pm
Name h
Led here by Search engine
Comments hahaha im so glad im single at the mo

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Guest 203 signed in on Tuesday, July 31st at 11:14pm
Name Dolly
Led here by Search engine
Comments Are you aware that you have a mullet?

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Guest 202 signed in on Tuesday, July 31st at 6:31pm
Name magiclara
Led here by Magic
Location england
Comments I was feeling fed up and typed 'something to make me laugh' and your site came and it really did make me laugh Exellent!

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Guest 201 signed in on Tuesday, July 31st at 5:24pm
Name Danielle
My page Daily Doses of a Nerd
My URL http://danielle---.diaryland.com
Led here by Web page
Location Toronto, Canada
Comments After reading your webpage, I am suddenly overcome with gratitude for my current partner. Though he shows some symptoms of Margret Syndrome, I generally never have to worry about being stabbed in the hand. What is truly frightening, is that my mother feels Margret is the sanest person in the world, next to herself. Personally, I think she says that just to spite me.

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Guest 200 signed in on Tuesday, July 31st at 4:23pm
Name Ashraf
Led here by Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location UK Bristol
Comments I've never felt the need to sign a guestbook before - but this site is just fantastic. chers

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