Mil's Guestbook Archive (Guests 001 to 099)

Welcome to Mil's Guestbook Archive for guests one to ninety-nine, located for your convenience and travelling comfort in a snuggery.

Note that, in order to fox puppy-fiddlingly evil spammers, a visitor's e-mail address, if given, is automatically disguised. The correct response in such a case is to remove the false bit.

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Guest 99 signed in on Wednesday, July 11th at 2:38am

Name	Anthony
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Canada
Comments	Really weird site, what amazes me is that you had the time to do all this. I wish you and Margaret where still together.

Guest 98 signed in on Wednesday, July 11th at 1:20am

Name	AdZ
My page	: Adztec Network
My URL	http://www.adztec.co.uk
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	yer
Comments	You are right man, women are a pain in the arse. AdZ

Guest 97 signed in on Tuesday, July 10th at 7:30pm

Name	RUFFERS
My page	GAMEZONE
My URL	http://WWW.GAMEZONE15.MOONFRUIT.COM
Led here by	Magic
Location	EARTH
Comments	WHY NOT COME TO MY WEBSITE U CAN SLAG PEOPLE OFF AS MUCH AS U WISH P.S I AM GOD P.S.S

Guest 96 signed in on Tuesday, July 10th at 7:22am

Name	SLUTTYBOI
My page	slutsrus
My URL	http://www.slutsrus.com
Led here by	Search engine
Location	slutty hoe hoe
Comments	I AM A SLUT!!!!!!!! AND I DUNT CHARGE MUCH $400 AN HR IF U WANT ME CALL 0800 IM A SLUT bahahahhaahha CAN YA TELL HOW BORED I AM???????? haha

Guest 95 signed in on Tuesday, July 10th at 7:19am

Name	Hayden Skudder
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	Fuck fuck fuck, i slutted that one up quite nicely now didn't I, My bad, didn't mean to to put it in twice. What can I say but... I'm a new Zealander. We are a retarded country. :)

Guest 94 signed in on Tuesday, July 10th at 7:16am

Name	Hayden Skudder
My page	Morbid Poems of the Disolusioned Heart
My URL	http://homepages.ihug.co.nz/~nskud/Poemdex.htm
Led here by	Search engine
Location	New Zealand (fuckitall)
Comments	Well, I must say, this the most amusing site i have ever been to, infact, i would go as far as to say that it is rather comical and most humorous indeed. MUHUHA! I'm going to take this opportunity to paste the email I sent to Mil for the apology section his page, since he edited damn near all of it for some reason... I would like to apologise on behalf of the whole of New Zealand for that hagged, retched, horse-face fucking slag of a Prime Minister Helen Clark. That horrible old witch couldn't run a country to save herself, and it appears she wants to take us all with her buy not having any defence systems what-so-ever. Fuckin Slag, is all I have to say. Oh and and also.. Yes, there's more, I would also like to apologise to the world for New Zealand being called a country when really, it is simply a refulling station for aeroplanes that AREN'T about to fall apart in the air. I am trully, TRULLY Sorry. Please forgive me and may God (the fucking barstard! he hates me so fucking much!!!!) have mercy on our souls. Oh and please, just because we are completely defenceless and have many valuable resources, do not take this as an opportunity to savagely slaughter us all and steal our land. Because the fucking Maori's will burn your flags and eat you until they have their fishing rights back. (I AM ENGLISH!!!!... I think, I am a New Zealander anyway... so it'll do, wish I was British though, even American would be better than fuckin bullshit). Ah well, my insane ramblings appear to have prevailed yet again. Hayden S

Guest 93 signed in on Tuesday, July 10th at 7:13am

Name	bowie
My page	lalala
My URL	http://lalala.com
Led here by	Search engine
Location	new zealand
Comments	LALALALALALLLALALAA WELLLLL IM BORED AND YUP I CANT BE BOTHERED WRITIN ANYTHING I AM A FUCKINN NIGGER ASS WOOP WOOP HAHAHAHA BAHAHHAHA

Guest 92 signed in on Tuesday, July 10th at 7:06am

Name	Hayden Skudder
My page	Morbid Poems of the Disolusioned Heart
My URL	http://homepages.ihug.co.nz/~nskud/Poemdex.htm
Led here by	Search engine
Location	New Zealand (fuckitall)
Comments	Well, I must say, this the most amusing site i have ever been to, infact, i would go as far as to say that it is rather comical and most humorous indeed. MUHUHA! I'm going to take this opportunity to paste the email I sent to Mil for the apology section his page, since he edited damn near all of it for some reason... I would like to apologise on behalf of the whole of New Zealand for that hagged, retched, horse-face fucking slag of a Prime Minister Helen Clark. That horrible old witch couldn't run a country to save herself, and it appears she wants to take us all with her buy not having any defence systems what-so-ever. Fuckin Slag, is all I have to say. Oh and and also.. Yes, there's more, I would also like to apologise to the world for New Zealand being called a country when really, it is simply a refulling station for aeroplanes that AREN'T about to fall apart in the air. I am trully, TRULLY Sorry. Please forgive me and may God (the fucking barstard! he hates me so fucking much!!!!) have mercy on our souls. Oh and please, just because we are completely defenceless and have many valuable resources, do not take this as an opportunity to savagely slaughter us all and steal our land. Because the fucking Maori's will burn your flags and eat you until they have their fishing rights back. (I AM ENGLISH!!!!... I think, I am a New Zealander anyway... so it'll do, wish I was British though, even American would be better than fuckin bullshit). Ah well, my insane ramblings appear to have prevailed yet again. Hayden S

Guest 91 signed in on Monday, July 9th at 9:49pm

Name	gillian
Led here by	Web page
Comments	you really are very amusing mil. im sry you are so annoyed all the time but i do like the color of ur hair...have i sounded like a complete fool yet? and tell maragaret some random girl on the interenet named gillian says hi

Guest 90 signed in on Monday, July 9th at 6:39pm

Name	Bjornia
Led here by	Search engine
Location	at work, if not at college
Comments	hee hee hee your page is so cute! It keeps me amused at work when im supposed to be working!

Guest 89 signed in on Monday, July 9th at 5pm

Name	marquis
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Comments	It wasn't Barry at all, as I suggested in my last entry. It was "Q" magazine. I just wanted to pop back in and offer further support to this marvellous site, having read about the whole MoS debacle. I think you should have gone for the printed apology as well though - maybe you did...I haven't read the other participants' versions yet. I have taken to dipping in to the site and, with a spin of the wheel on the top of my mouse, selecting random entries from the "Things..." section. I thought I had it bad and, while there are many corresponding occurences from my own life/wife, I have to take my hat off to you for remaining lucid under such pressure of those experiences which I can only assume are yet to come in my own relationship.

Guest 88 signed in on Monday, July 9th at 2:53am

Name	David Sutton
My URL	http://www.peterpumpkin.com
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Heaven
Comments	Yes Sir I'm glad to be a bachelor boy and that's the way I'll stay. Yes sir glad to be a bachelor boy until my dying day.

Guest 87 signed in on Sunday, July 8th at 10:38pm

Name	Marquis de Sade
Led here by	Barry
Location	end of my tether
Comments	I wish I could offer you my sympathy. Unfortunately, I find myself in a position to EMPATHIZE though, rather than sympathize. This is information that should be more widely disseminated to allow all of those single blokes to better appreciate their status!

Guest 86 signed in on Sunday, July 8th at 7:41am

Name	Aaron
My page	METRO NOISE
My URL	http://www.metronoise.com
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	Omaha, NE, USA
Comments	I am Guest 80's son. I, too, think Dad married her sister.

Guest 85 signed in on Sunday, July 8th at 12:57am

Name	Terri
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	Canada
Comments	Ever hear of "Men are from Mars and Women are from Venus"?? How true eh?! I am a female, have a significant other, and couldn't help but laugh. Do you know why men remember Xmas and not birthdays? It is advertised EVERYWHERE for 4 months prior, so maybe we should do the same with birthdays. (And yes, please do tell them what you want, they're men, they only remember which buttons to push on the remote control!!! (:-)

Guest 84 signed in on Saturday, July 7th at 7:53pm

Name	Ipo Hoops
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Arizona
Comments	Therapy

Guest 83 signed in on Saturday, July 7th at 6:27pm

Name	Teresa
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	Margaret rocks. It is just the way women are! I hit my husband in the balls once cos he bought home economy carrots.

Guest 82 signed in on Saturday, July 7th at 1:55pm

Name	Schimizzmex
Led here by	Search engine
Location	On the couch... it's green and emmmm.... it's in the living room
Comments	"if it starts to rain bring the washing in" oooooh, my mum does that. An then she gets so pissed off when I don't do it. Also "It wouldn't hurt to tidy up a bit while we're out would it" When your gonna be in the house by yourself you're thinking "aaaah, finally a little quite time when I'm not gonna be bothered by moaning and pointless conversations. Maybe I'll play my Playstation2 in the livingroom surrounded by pringles and pot noodles. Yes that would be nice" THEY are going out for a day, why should you stay in and tidy their mess? Grrrr. At least you have the Shield of Justice on your side. All I have is the Slightly Chipped Plate of Teenagehood.

Guest 81 signed in on Saturday, July 7th at 7:18am

Name	James
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	Iowa, USA
Comments	cackles wonderful!!

Guest 80 signed in on Saturday, July 7th at 5:36am

Name	Eldon Brooks
My page	uh no home page
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Iowa
Comments	I think I married her sister!! - or maybe- they are all warrior sisters. Its a plot of some kind...I mean after all I got 30 IQ points on her and she outwits me on every step...Oh Oh here she comes. Bye

Guest 79 signed in on Saturday, July 7th at 4:55am

Name	tomo
My page	The [tomo] News - The Least Watched News Site In The World
My URL	http://come.to/tomonews
Led here by	Web page
Location	Aussie Land
Comments	Wow Mil! u rock dude! How do u put up with some one so infuriating EVERY SINGLE BLOODY DAY? I think you deserve some sort of award for the shit u take! Rock on man!

Guest 77 signed in on Friday, July 6th at 11:58pm

Name	SHIT MY EYES HURT
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	I JUST FOUND OUT WHAT THAT NEWSPAPER DID TRYING TO STEAL THE SITES CONTENT AND THREATENING YOU WITH LEGAL ACTION IF YOU PROTESTED!! WHAT BASTARDS!! http://www.thisislocallondon.co.uk/local_london/leisure/firewall/features/2001/feb/cd03210201.html CLICK ABOVE [SHOULD WORK] SUMS UP BRIEFLY WHAT HAPPENED. FUNNY ONLY REASON I CAME HERE CAUSE IT PISSED ME OFF WHAT THEY DID!! THINK NEXT IT COULD BE YOUR ORIGINAL SITE THEY SHAFT YOU OVER AND STEAL AND YOU GET FUCKED. OH THIS SITE ITS OK'ISH LAUGHS TO PUT IT POLITE AND BTW I HEARD THIS SAME EXACT SAME SHIT ON OPRAH A WOMEN WOULDN'T LER HER HUSBAND WIPE HIS ASS UNLESS HE DID IT THE RIGHT WAY. MY ADVICE: STOP BEING YOUR GIRLFRIENDS LIL BITCH

Guest 76 signed in on Friday, July 6th at 5:16pm

Name	tink
Led here by	Magic
Location	The mountains
Comments	These are the most hilarious pages I've ever read... go MARGRET!!!!

Guest 75 signed in on Friday, July 6th at 4:46pm

Name	Jessica
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	Nova Scotia, Canada
Comments	I'll I have to say is, You have one F***ed up relationship, and I pitty your children, but I had a good laugh or two reading this page.

Guest 74 signed in on Friday, July 6th at 1:52pm

Name	Maree
My page	Crazies Anonymous
My URL	http://www.geocities.com/evil_little_person_slayer/index.html
Led here by	Web page
Location	Seat in front of my computer at the moment...
Comments	Dude! These arguments are way to original for you to have thought them all up... Is there any time at all when u two aren't arguing?? Good luck in raising ur kids without lots of therapy....

Guest 73 signed in on Friday, July 6th at 1:38am

Name	Edith
My page	--
Led here by	Magic
Location	Michigan, USA
Comments	dude... you and your gf need help.. not that I'm saying me and my man are any better... do you think we'd get a discount if it was group therepy?

Guest 72 signed in on Friday, July 6th at 12:48am

Name	Jamie
Led here by	Web page
Location	Ohio
Comments	omg this is soo funny! i love the little comments after what she says!! HAHAH ITS SO FUNNY!

Guest 71 signed in on Thursday, July 5th at 9:35pm

Name	catherinedebarra
Led here by	Web page
Location	St. Paul, Minnesota (a very cold hell)
Comments	Well, now, really, I don't get what you're going on about, she sounds completely reasonable to me. See, I can say that because some poor, brave man actually was mad enough to marry me. Of course, that was before he found the Polaroids in the back of the closet and met my probation officer. Love, ain't it grand?

Guest 70 signed in on Thursday, July 5th at 7:40pm

Name	SilverSpring
Led here by	Web page
Location	Maplewood, NJ, USA
Comments	My husband must read this.....

Guest 69 signed in on Thursday, July 5th at 3:16pm

Name	Sally Ryan
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Houston, TX USA
Comments	Actually I had done a search for Asian pottery and your site turned up - which I thought was pretty weird. I'm not even sure what made me click on it but I am glad that I did. You are a funny man and I had always thought that the English had either no sense of humor or else had a bizarre and twisted one (I mean, Benny Hill...???)but you make me laugh. I have emailed the site to my home computer so I can read it in greater detail but you guys have a seriously hilarious marriage. My compliments.

Guest 68 signed in on Wednesday, July 4th at 11:25pm

Name	april
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Comments	r u sure that u want this women to be yopur girlfriend?

Guest 67 signed in on Wednesday, July 4th at 1:56am

Name	FRANKENDICK
Led here by	Coincidence
Comments	Wkat a fucking waste of time and bandwidth.

Guest 66 signed in on Tuesday, July 3rd at 11:44pm

Name	aimee
My page	none
Led here by	Magic
Location	earth
Comments	your site is funny

Guest 65 signed in on Tuesday, July 3rd at 11:06pm

lisa sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 64 signed in on Tuesday, July 3rd at 7:54pm

charlotte sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 63 signed in on Tuesday, July 3rd at 6:12pm

Name	Jenn
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Toronto, Canada
Comments	Tomatonation linked to the 'Things' page on your site, and I had a most fantastic read. I think Margret and I are long-lost twins. God bless my boyfriend for staying with me. But then, how could he not?

Guest 62 signed in on Tuesday, July 3rd at 6:04pm

Name	TheDr9wningman
My page	I'm not so vain
My URL	http://www.ya,that'sGonnaHappen.ws
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Portland OR USA
Comments	Bloody fucking brilliant. Although I am without an 'idiot partner', this reminds me why. Keep this up, this wanker loves your humour. By the way, mate, it took me 4 days to read that page. I've died 7 times laughing. 2 lives left...

Guest 61 signed in on Tuesday, July 3rd at 3:20pm

Name	Spiny Norman
My page	not there yet
My URL	http://ditto
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Coconut Grove
Comments	A friend of mine (Goggins, see below) sent me this. Would like to say I only spent a half hour here, but counting the recovery time, it's far longer. Absolutely hysterical (and not just Margaret).

Guest 60 signed in on Tuesday, July 3rd at 1:38am

Name	Amanda
Led here by	Barry
Location	Oklahoma, USA
Comments	I think that you are one of the most hilarious and cynical persons I have ever met. And no, please don't think that because I'm from Oklahoma, I have an I.Q. of 30 and live in a wind beaten, old buffalo-hide teepee. No. Thank you very much. I am not related to a big Native American named kills-deer-a-lot, I did not know Will Rogers, personally, and I do not relate myself or my family's land to anyone who took part in the Oklahoma Land Rush. I do, however, have a mother who owns two crocheted cloth-taking-things-from-the-oven-things (which we, in Oklahoma, call "oven mitts.")

Guest 59 signed in on Monday, July 2nd at 6:28pm

Name	Patrick Goggins
My URL	http://www.projectlaw.com
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Coconut Grove, FL
Comments	I read every word. Damn...you're a genius. My first thought was that there has GOT to be a movie in this. Second thought was that she needs to put up a mirror site.

Guest 58 signed in on Monday, July 2nd at 6:20pm

Name	sims
Led here by	Barry
Location	I haven't decided yet
Comments	You know, until I stumbled upon this place I was scared because all of my friends are complete weirdos, no really, Ally has an invisible friend, Scarlie pulls people over walls, Rose times how long it takes her to channel surf through all the channels and I once threw a cartridge at Izo which lead to her believing that it was raining (we were inside at the time) but now I realise that when I go home from school I leave my "friends" and dive in to a solitary existence where I am not in danger of getting hit by a rounders ball, but when you go home you get Margret and suddenly its all ok. thankyou.

Guest 57 signed in on Monday, July 2nd at 4:06am

Name	Mojo
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Novi, Michigan (U.S.A.)
Comments	Great, great webpage! Absolutely hysterical in it's content. You have a flare for capturing the true quirks in the male/female condition.... ;-)

Guest 56 signed in on Monday, July 2nd at 1:46am

Name	fluKe
Led here by	Magic
Location	I live in the depths of IRC
Comments	Amazing, absolutly amazing. btw, the top pic of your gf looks hot the bottom one needs changing. oh and if she insists on hanging things all over the place you should start doing it to, when she asks why just say she does it so she must like it & you want to please her... she will soon stop.

Guest 55 signed in on Saturday, June 30th at 9pm

Name	Randy Ransom
My URL	http://www.xanga.com/Rocknrandy
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Tucker, Georgia
Comments	Ohmygod! Your picture with the red hair looks live Mila Novavich(sp?) in the The Fifth Element with Bruce Willis! :)rr

Guest 54 signed in on Saturday, June 30th at 6:06am

Name	bodrick
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Comments	are you living with my wife?

Guest 53 signed in on Saturday, June 30th at 5:02am

Name	Dan
Led here by	Magic
Location	Chicago, USA
Comments	Brilliant, absolutely brilliant.

Guest 52 signed in on Friday, June 29th at 10:20pm

Name	Kate
Led here by	Web page
Comments	I found your page on Bored.Com This is absolutely the greatest thing in the world! I love it!

Guest 51 signed in on Friday, June 29th at 11:49am

Name	Scott
Led here by	Barry
Location	Norwich, UK
Comments	Oh my god! Sounds just like my ex! Oh, the long, happy nights spent arguing over why I stir tea incorrectly.....happy days.

Guest 50 signed in on Thursday, June 28th at 11:23pm

Name	Svlad Cjelli
My page	I am a hoser. I don't have one.
My URL	http://none, eh....
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Fundamentally interconnected with all things, but giving the outward appearance of being located in southern Oregon, USA
Comments	Excellent material. The stuff of which great literary works might eventually come, I hope! Not, of course, that I wish your litany of sufferings to reach that length... but should it do so, you know...

Guest 49 signed in on Thursday, June 28th at 12:38am

Name	ADVICE
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	ARE GERMAN WOMEN GOOD SHAGS??

Guest 48 signed in on Thursday, June 28th at 12:31am

Name	Ryan Posly
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Los Angeles, California
Comments	Incredibly funny. Keep it up. Cheers.

Guest 47 signed in on Wednesday, June 27th at 5:56pm

Name	Stefanie
My page	notgiven
My URL	http://www.notgiven.com
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	If your looking at it, I am on the right.......j/k....Florence South Carolina
Comments	I think you and your girlfriend really love eachother......and all this bickering juuust proves it

Guest 46 signed in on Wednesday, June 27th at 2:03pm

Name	Bennius Lowius
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Sydney, Australia
Comments	Mate, funniest thing I've read in a long time. How do you remember it all? Good luck in the future!!!

Guest 45 signed in on Wednesday, June 27th at 1:58pm

Name	Kara
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Orlando, Florida USA
Comments	Very amusing. Poor Margaret:)

Guest 44 signed in on Wednesday, June 27th at 5:17am

Name	Jennifer
My page	Spazzy kitty's Costume Central
My URL	http://angelfire.com/wa2/spazzy
Led here by	Web page
Location	Washington State, USA
Comments	Funny site! I enjoyed it. (although the plant in the shower is perfectly normal; she was just watering it, my mom does that all the time with larger plants that don't fit in the sink.)

Guest 43 signed in on Wednesday, June 27th at 4:30am

Name	holly
My page	bwhahahahahahah
Led here by	Search engine
Location	usa
Comments	that is so funny margret reminds me of myself...oh i wonder if ross and i will end up like that i wounldnt be surprised buh bye!!

Guest 42 signed in on Tuesday, June 26th at 11:31pm

Name	Stu
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	UK
Comments	Absolutely brillant. You deserve a medal for sticking all that out. My wife pales to insignficance beside Margaret! All the best, and keep your guard up. Stu

Guest 41 signed in on Tuesday, June 26th at 10:48pm

Name	Marcie H.
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	California, USA
Comments	I think it is absolutely wonderful that you can share your relationship with everyone in such a humorous and insightful way. It reminds me of the relationship I have with my fiance, but of course, I (as a woman) have created my own world of eccentricities for my fiance, my family and myself. I look forward to reading more of what you have to share.

Guest 40 signed in on Tuesday, June 26th at 10:24pm

Name	Fannie
My page	hahahahahaha
Led here by	Search engine
Location	why yes I do!
Comments	This is funny as hell, I loved it.

Guest 39 signed in on Tuesday, June 26th at 1:50pm

Name	D.
Led here by	Magic
Location	London
Comments	Wickedly funny. I'd read a few of these in the Guardian already but felt compelled to read through the whole site... on my employers time snigger

Guest 38 signed in on Tuesday, June 26th at 4:36am

Name	FUCK
My page	None - I don't understand how HTML works.
My URL	A commerical site with nothing but banner ads.
Led here by	Magic
Location	HELL
Comments	FUCK U AND UR FAMILY

Guest 37 signed in on Tuesday, June 26th at Midnight

Name	Laura
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Tulsa
Comments	I really enjoyed this page. I am busy telling everyone I know online about it. Good luck and keep on arguing.

Guest 36 signed in on Monday, June 25th at 7:05pm

Name	jodie
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Oxford
Comments	It's QUITE obvious that you're in the wrong. A perfectly valid reaction to stab you in the hand with a pair of scissors. I mean uh what WERE you thinking sitting on the remote?!?!

Guest 35 signed in on Sunday, June 24th at 11:33pm

Name	Jenny
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Work of course!!!
Comments	Hillarious! This is great. I am recommending this to all my friends!

Guest 34 signed in on Sunday, June 24th at 9:55pm

Name	helga
Led here by	Barry
Location	Uranus
Comments	but very funny, spent a whole half an hour of my sad life reading yer page an i laughed so much, i know ive wasted alot of my life on booze,sex and drugs, but yer page has to be the best half n hour ive wasted 4 ages.

Guest 33 signed in on Sunday, June 24th at 9:53pm

Name	Helga
Led here by	Barry
Location	Planet Earth
Comments	oh my god, how do u live with her?

Guest 32 signed in on Sunday, June 24th at 5:36pm

Name	Dave
My URL	http://the-dave.tripod.com
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	England
Comments	Did you know your page is listed in Q magazine? I am amused mildly by your web-page....

Guest 31 signed in on Sunday, June 24th at 4:07pm

Name	nikki
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	long but funny

Guest 30 signed in on Sunday, June 24th at 3:08am

Name	Ashley
My page	Super-Cala-Fraga-Ashley-Expiala-Docious
My URL	http://www.angelfire.com/fl5/gcosofine/index.html
Led here by	Web page
Location	Great Falls, Montana, USA
Comments	Hey! I really feel for you! LoL. I know what it's like to fight and argue over every little thing.

Guest 29 signed in on Sunday, June 24th at 12:38am

Name	shawna
My page	heather and shawna's page
My URL	http://www.geocities.com/butterflie6i9.html
Led here by	Web page
Location	new hampshire, usa
Comments	this is an awesomr webpage...u laughed all the way through it..and i think the one with the plant in the shower is the best..best wishes to u two..sounds like u two are made for each other

Guest 28 signed in on Sunday, June 24th at 12:34am

Name	Grimly Curmudgeon
Led here by	Magic
Location	West, lad, west.
Comments	Funny as feck. Redheads are all mad, I mean, just look at Red Setters.

Guest 27 signed in on Saturday, June 23rd at 11:23pm

Name	Jim West
My page	Ever watched countdown on TV ?
My URL	http://www.final-countdown.8m.com
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	North west UK
Comments	nice one, keep up the UT gaming, get some good skins and voicepacks in, it always makes it a lot more entertaining being able to blast the shite out of Homer Simpson !!! anyway, you know I like your site, weve been in contact.... oh well, keep up the good work.

Guest 26 signed in on Saturday, June 23rd at 2:21pm

Name	Jon Burney
Led here by	Magic
Location	Hengland
Comments	This is well funny, even the missus thought so!

Guest 25 signed in on Saturday, June 23rd at 12:56pm

Name	Jim
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Earth
Comments	:)

Guest 24 signed in on Saturday, June 23rd at 11:48am

Name	Nick Davies
Led here by	Search engine
Location	United Kingdom - Northants
Comments	I have been married for over twenty years to a female partner of Italian ancestry. It has not been easy. Not ever. I entered a revolving door and suddenly it stopped. I could not move my feet. She Who Must Be Treated Guardedly was in the same segment of the revolving door. "What are you doing?" I asked incedulously. "I wanted to be with you" she replied. I have commented to her and about her, that "Anna dances to music that only she can hear". I made the statement out of fond exasperation (it was a long, long time ago) and she has never forgiven me.

Guest 23 signed in on Friday, June 22nd at 11:57pm

Name	Jay
My page	Crackhead Funpage
My URL	http://crackheadfunpage.homestead.com/Fuct.html
Led here by	Search engine
Location	P.A.
Comments	Me and my girlie aren't getting along... I try and do some reasearch... I type in "girlfriend hate" and I get your page. Funny as hell, mad props... Easily related.

Guest 22 signed in on Friday, June 22nd at 6:02pm

Name	kevin
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	CA, USA
Comments	haha. this is the most hilarious thing i've seen in a long time.

Guest 21 signed in on Friday, June 22nd at 5:43pm

Name	Guy T
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Nottingham, England (only for about another 10 months, thank God)
Comments	Mil - I can't work out if you are a genius of your art or merely the product of your circumstances. Bog nature-nurture debate here, maybe Margret could help you find the answer. I want so much to help you, but am virtually helpless to do so. The only thing I can offer is an old Navahoe Indian Blessing which goes something like: "When your woman asks "What are you thinking", I hope a Jumbo Jet crashes into your bedroom before you have had time to submit any response, either verbal or physical." I hope you never have to answer the "What are you thinking?" Conundrum.

Guest 20 signed in on Friday, June 22nd at 2:42pm

Name	Mark
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Germany
Comments	Fantastic you will be pleased I read it in my employers time. I also have a German girlfriend but she is not quite so enthusiastic as your. I will be checking for updates.

Guest 19 signed in on Thursday, June 21st at 6:51pm

Name	Cassie
My page	hardwaybmx
My URL	http://www.hardwaybmx.com
Led here by	Web page
Location	california
Comments	you have a great webpage! you and your girlfriend are a riot. but is that a wig in that picture or what? it looks a bit pink for a dyed job. keep it up!!

Guest 18 signed in on Thursday, June 21st at 7:03am

Aline of Boston, Mass. (USA) sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 17 signed in on Wednesday, June 20th at 8:57pm

Name	Katheryn
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Georgia (deep in the heart of the south)
Comments	well, i can see why you lover her... lol.

Guest 16 signed in on Wednesday, June 20th at 11:52am

Name	Sonja Too
My URL	http://www.stileproject.com
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	So, I guess everyone has Margrets breasts at one stage or another , so post them on your site so we can all check them out !! Luv Sonja

Guest 15 signed in on Tuesday, June 19th at 1:21am

Name	Sammy
Led here by	Magic
Location	Plymouth
Comments	Hello Mill! I have just spent the last hour or so reading your web page...it is some of the funniest stuff I have read in a long time and it really cheered me up...(was feeling a bit crappy)I really do sympathise with you...even though I am a woman...well I'm 21....call me girl if you want..ha ha....I have actually started arguments with one or two of the same reasons that Margaret used...but with all due respect I am not as "bad" as her..:) keep your page updated..I will definitely be coming back!

Guest 14 signed in on Tuesday, June 19th at 12:31am

Name	not sure
My page	not sure
My URL	http://not sure
Led here by	Search engine
Location	not sure
Comments	i feel bad for you.

Guest 13 signed in on Sunday, June 17th at 2:27pm

Name	saman
My page	saman
My URL	http://Binned
Led here by	Search engine
Location	saman
Comments	I'm still a moron trying to use the Guestbook to advertise my commerical site. I still have nothing to say. I'm even more deeply sorry for my existence.

Guest 12 signed in on Sunday, June 17th at 2:25pm

Name	saman
My URL	http://Binned
Led here by	Search engine
Location	saman
Comments	I'm a moron trying to use the Guestbook to advertise my commerical site. I have nothing to say. I'm deeply sorry for my existence.

Guest 11 signed in on Sunday, June 17th at 6:16am

Name	Julie Johnston
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	Arizona, or New Jersey
Comments	I freely admit to having some Margaret-esque tendencies, and I have only one explanation: it's not like we know that it only works in our heads.

Guest 10 signed in on Saturday, June 16th at 9:54pm

Name	egg
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	yorkshire, england
Comments	aww bless u 2 eem real luvly just b glad she aint american!! :)only joking c ya

Guest 9 signed in on Saturday, June 16th at 6:13pm

Name	Egw
My page	a
My URL	http://s
Led here by	Search engine
Location	w
Comments	Tetoios pou eisai kala na patheis

Guest 8 signed in on Saturday, June 16th at 9:13am

Name	Flonkbob
My page	Gods, it's under construction, ok?!
My URL	http://hearthandraven.org
Led here by	Web page
Location	San Francisco, CA, USA
Comments	I'm not alone after all! It's not us, no, it's not. It's the women! The _are_ all nuts!

Guest 7 signed in on Saturday, June 16th at 9:01am

Name	Freeway
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	USA
Comments	Actually, it was the purple-glittered cockroach sporting neon orange glue-on eyelashes shouting through a bullhorn from the air vent in my bedroom as I was sleeping that pointed me in the direction of your site.(I will always respect that roach-till it feels welcome enough to travel to my kitchen, atleast) Your site is the most beautiful convergence of words on the net that I've ever seen!!! (and I'll have you know that it is near to impossible to impress me)

Guest 6 signed in on Saturday, June 16th at 2:21am

Name	matthewsadlier
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	Ireland
Comments	Brilliant, one of the funniest things on the internet, in fact damn it the only and I repeat that ONLY useful site I ever found on this interweb thing. I too know the pain of having an argumentative, firery girlfriend. I am single now.

Guest 5 signed in on Thursday, June 14th at 9:43am

Name	James Savage
My page	Er... can't recall.
My URL	http://www.countb.co.uk/
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Cirencester
Comments	Really REALLY funny, in a christ-that-could-have-been-me- had-I-not-got-her-deported kind of way.

Guest 4 signed in on Thursday, June 14th at 9:41am

Name	Peter Standfast
Led here by	Web page
Location	Cardiff, Wales
Comments	Brilliant - and somehow chillingly familiar. I've often threatened to embark upon a tome entitled 'Places my wife's left her handbag', and this had set me off on that line of thought again...

Guest 3 signed in on Thursday, June 14th at 9:39am

Name	Delight Pierce
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	USA
Comments	Absolutely HILARIOUS!! I loved the arguments area, and commend you for your continued sanity after having to deal with that!!

Guest 2 signed in on Thursday, June 14th at 9:38am

Name	Lisa
My page	My Web Page
My URL	http://www.blondiemuschickamus.homestead.com/homepage.html
Led here by	Web page
Location	Tyler, Texas
Comments	Ok, so over here in tha states we would call you're girlfriend very blonde. But anywayz, ok since you obviously love Margret, considering you live with her and have had 2 children with her. Why don't y'all gwt married? Does that not seem like the right thing to do? Anywayz, the "Things" page was hilorious! Oh and would you or Margret happen to have a teenage brother or cousin or somthing? Lol J/K, anywayz love your site!

Guest 1 signed in on Thursday, June 14th at 9:25am

Name	Mr Example
My page	Mr Example's Page Of Examples
My URL	http://www.anexample.com
Led here by	Web page
Location	Tripoli
Comments	Your page made diverting reading for me while I recovered from intestinal surgery. Thank you.

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