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| January to June 9th 2001 |
Guest signed in on Saturday, June 9th 2001, at 11:23am
| Name | Jack |
| Referred by | Search engine |
| Comments | I read all of your arguments page and it took me two hours. I see you get on well with Margaret. |
Guest signed in on Friday, June 8th 2001, at 11:10am
| Name | Steven Burton |
| Referred by | Just surfed in |
| Location | Chester |
| Comments | Wow, i can't tell you of how some of the things you've stated in the arguements page relates identically to my parents arguements. you see my mum is Norwegian and i think its fair to say that the enigmatic nature in which she pocesses (only this morning she told me to go to my room and study then 2 minutes later she barged through the door and demanded to know why there was the title of Bigbooblovers on the webpage i was on...well DUH!! i was studying!!) anyway, where was i, oh yes-what my mum pocesses is what i profoundly have been campaigning for a while now, and that is my truly valid hypothesis which states "all european women are indeed completely mental". oh and i agree that jimmy hendrix is overrated, its obviously jimmy page who is the greatest!!! |
Guest signed in on Thursday, June 7th 2001, at 4:46pm
| Name | Max |
| Referred by | Friend |
| Location | The beer-soaked coast of Milwaukee, WI |
| Comments | You are truly a brilliant man. Kudos on that. I pray to all that's holy that my fiance never reads the "things my girlfriend and I have argued about" section of your site. No need to set new goals for ourselves, now is there. |
Guest signed in on Thursday, June 7th 2001, at 7:31am
| Name | anne |
| My page | cheese in the afternoon |
| My URL | http://cheeseintheafternoon.com |
| Referred by | Friend |
| Location | nearly London |
| Comments | You see, the problem with the world today is that people don't eat enough lettuce. |
Guest signed in on Tuesday, June 6th 2001, at 3:43pm
| Name | Russell586 |
| Referred by | Search engine |
| Comments | May I recommmend Klaus Theweleit's Male Fantasies Vol. 1 & 2 as points of reference. You belong with Leith, Baddiel and the other inadequate sad little boys who hate women. |
Guest signed in on Wednesday, June 6th 2001, at 9:34am
| Name | Joe Hutcheon |
| Referred by | Friend |
| Location | England |
| Comments | The funniest thing I've read in ages. Well, today at any rate. |
Guest signed in on Wednesday, June 6th 2001, at 7:58am
| Name | Beasty |
| Referred by | Friend |
| Location | London |
| Comments | The very best laugh I've had in ages, "Things my girlfriend and I have argued about" especially. Keep it up! |
Guest signed in on Monday, June 4th 2001, at 3:19pm
| Name | Ben Rollman |
| My page | Polaris Comics |
| My URL | http://www.geocities.com/xadrian_calim |
| Referred by | Friend |
| Location | Austin, TX |
| Comments | I thought this was an apology page? All those other posters should apologize for not reading the instructions!! Good site man. I bow to the Lord of Time Wastage! I pity your bouts with your significant other, and I envy your resolve to get through it all. Well done. |
Guest signed in on Monday, June 4th 2001, at 11:25am
| Name | Brittani |
| My page | My Page |
| My URL | http://www.geocities.com/rehmoon/poisoNdAnGeL.html |
| Referred by | Just surfed in |
| Location | Georgia |
| Comments | Liked the page. Very amusing |
Guest signed in on Monday, June 4th 2001, at 5:26am
| Name | helly |
| Referred by | Friend |
| Comments | I like this site a lot. It is good. |
Guest signed in on Saturday, June 2nd 10:43pm
| Name | Gary Haynes |
| Referred by | Search engine |
| Location | Gloucester, England |
| Comments | Came across "Things my girlfriend and I have argued about" purely by chance. SO, SO funny. Will be back regularly. Will tell friends, coleagues, relatives, girls at checkouts, passing strangers etc. |
Guest signed in on Saturday, June 2nd 2001, at 4:04pm
| This guest sought a private audience with Mil, possibly to offer him the sex. |
Guest signed in on Friday, June 1st 2001, at 12:39am
| Name | Alan Cheesley |
| My page | AbsolutelyBritish.com |
| My URL | http://www.absolutelybritish.com |
| Referred by | Friend |
| Location | Bristol |
| Comments | You made me belly-laugh, thank you. We are trying to create this type of British humour on our website and I realise now we have a long way to go. If you have any advice for me, it will be welcome; even if it makes me cry. |
Guest signed in on Friday, June 1st 2001, at 11:24am
| Name | Tom Lenehan |
| Referred by | Friend |
| Location | New Jersey, USA |
| Comments | I'm sure my lovely wife would disagree with me, but it's so true! In the spirit of recklessly provocation I plan to send her your link. It's been nice knowing you. |
Guest signed in on Thursday, May 31st 2001, at 10:55am
| Name | Dann My |
| My page | Bad comic strip that hasnt been updated |
| My URL | http://www.ferrgle.com |
| Referred by | Just surfed in |
| Location | Wales -- please dont make fun |
| Comments | Har har har har. oh dear this site is too funny and should be banned before more innocent people have to have their sides stitched back together! Thank you |
Guest signed in on Wednesday, May 30th 2001, at 7:32am
| This guest sought a private audience with Mil, possibly to offer him the sex. |
Guest signed in on Wednesday, May 30th 2001, at 6:30pm
| Name | Genny |
| My page | My Space On The Net |
| My URL | http://www.geocities.com/genny_85/myspaceonthenet.html |
| Referred by | Search engine |
| Location | BC, canada |
| Comments | I really loved your web site. The lists of things that you and your girlfriend have arrgued over are very funny. |
Guest signed in on Tuesday, May 29th 2001, at 5:27am
| Name | Chriet Titulaer |
| Referred by | Search engine |
| Comments | Men, get a divorce! You have the right of an own life! Good Luck. |
Guest signed in on Sunday, May 27th 2001, at 5:17pm
| Name | Mel |
| My page | Gossamer |
| My URL | http://openhouse.at/gossamer |
| Referred by | Friend |
| Location | England |
| Comments | This is one excellent site. I want to apologise for not having anything more interesting to say. |
Guest signed in on Sunday, May 27th 2001, at 5:47am
| This guest sought a private audience with Mil, possibly to offer him the sex. |
Guest signed in on Sunday, May 27th 2001, at 5:40am
| This guest sought a private audience with Mil, possibly to offer him the sex. |
Guest signed in on Saturday, May 26th 2001, at 11:52am
| This guest sought a private audience with Mil, possibly to offer him the sex. |
Guest signed in on Saturday, May 26th 2001, at 6:43am
| This guest sought a private audience with Mil, possibly to offer him the sex. |
Guest signed in on Friday, May 25th 2001, at 1:53pm
| Name | Detta |
| Referred by | Just surfed in |
| Location | Germany |
| Comments | Hi there. I just read through your argument list and I must say it's pretty funny... but your girl friend is odd. And no, not all german women are like that! (pout) Oh, and by the way, it's pronounced EINkaufen, not einKAUfen. Just thought I'd let you know. (grin) |
Guest signed in on Wednesday, May 23rd 2001, at 4:04pm
| Name | Amy |
| Referred by | Just surfed in |
| Location | Arkansas,USA |
| Comments | I love your site! Keep the arguments coming...totally amusing! Though I do feel quite sorry for you! ;) |
Guest signed in on Wednesday, May 23rd 2001, at 9:38am
| This guest sought a private audience with Mil, possibly to offer him the sex. |
Guest signed in on Monday, May 21st 2001, at 12:24am
| This guest sought a private audience with Mil, possibly to offer him the sex. |
Guest signed in on Monday, May 21st 2001, at 11:05am
| This guest sought a private audience with Mil, possibly to offer him the sex. |
Guest signed in on Sunday, May 20th 2001, at 2:12am
| Name | Kyomi |
| Referred by | Friend |
| Comments | Thanks for the laughs :) I'll be passing this link on to about a bazillion people :) Great stuff!! |
Guest signed in on Saturday, May 19th 2001, at 6:54pm
| Name | Dr. Devience |
| My page | Couch Talk |
| My URL | http://members.spree.com/entertainment/couchtalk |
| Referred by | Friend |
| Location | Displaced Texan livin on the right coast |
| Comments | Margret is my idol! I've long held that it is our duty as women to keep men on their toes. You would all be terribly bored without us, eh? Come on..admit it! |
Guest signed in on Saturday, May 19th 2001, at 3:49pm
| Name | Rynn Hull |
| Referred by | Friend |
| Location | Central KY, USA |
| Comments | I honestly haven't laughed this hard in years. Keep up the AMAZING work! |
Guest signed in on Sunday, May 20th 2001, at 2:12am
| Name | Kyomi |
| Referred by | Friend |
| Comments | Thanks for the laughs :) I'll be passing this link on to about a bazillion people :) Great stuff!! |
Guest signed in on Saturday, May 19th 2001, at 6:54pm
| Name | Dr. Devience |
| My page | Couch Talk |
| My URL | http://members.spree.com/entertainment/couchtalk/ |
| Referred by | Friend |
| Location | Displaced Texan livin on the right coast |
| Comments | Margret is my idol! I've long held that it is our duty as women to keep men on their toes. You would all be terribly bored without us, eh? Come on..admit it! |
Guest signed in on Saturday, May 19th 2001, at 3:49pm
| Name | Rynn Hull |
| Referred by | Friend |
| Location | Central KY, USA |
| Comments | I honestly haven't laughed this hard in years. Keep up the AMAZING work! |
Guest signed in on Saturday, May 19th 2001, at 5:01am
| Name | Meghan |
| My page | Rhayne Drops |
| My URL | http://www.angelfire.com/fl4/RhayneDrops |
| Referred by | Just surfed in |
| Location | Florida |
| Comments | I just had to comment on your page... I LOVE IT... the Things page is awesome... kept me laughing all the way through... sounds like you have some great times... **chuckles** I'll be checking back for updates... Keep up the great work! |
Guest signed in on Thursday, May 17th 2001, at 10:57am
| Name | Yannic Bearder |
| My page | the work one |
| My URL | http://www.asl.gg/staff/yannick.htm |
| Referred by | Friend |
| Location | Guernsey, Channel Islands |
| Comments | You funny, funny man.
I reckon you *might* be a bit biased towards yourself but your missus still sounds like a psycho. Cheers to www.punchbaby.com for the link! |
Guest signed in on Wednesday, May 16th 2001, at 8:19pm
| Name | nick |
| Referred by | Just surfed in |
| Comments | (None) |
Guest signed in on Wednesday, May 16th 2001, at 8:13am
| This guest sought a private audience with Mil, possibly to offer him the sex. |
Guest signed in on Tuesday, May 15th 2001, at 10:34pm
| Name | Bryan Dixon |
| Referred by | Just surfed in |
| Location | Aurora, ON, Canada |
| Comments | Dude, a seriously funny site. I do feel sorry for you! It does, however, make me realize my marriage isn't so bad afterall! |
Guest signed in on Monday, May 14th 2001, at 7:05pm
| Name | Keesha Lawrence |
| Referred by | Just surfed in |
| Location | Washington state, USA |
| Comments | Hey Mil! You're are SUCH a cool guy! I'm sure you hear that a lot though. I'm glad you beat those bastards at MoS! Keep up the good work and thank www.steakandcheese.com for leading a LOT of people to your web site! :) Have a great day! |
Guest signed in on Sunday, May 13th 2001, at 10:36pm
| This guest sought a private audience with Mil, possibly to offer him the sex. |
Guest signed in on Sunday, May 13th 2001, at 12:12am
| Name | True Magenta |
| Referred by | Search engine |
| Comments | Funny site, kicks ass, hope I never meet your girlfriend |
Guest signed in on Friday, May 11th 2001, at 2:11pm
| Name | Lola |
| Referred by | Search engine |
| Location | Leeds, Uk |
| Comments | I am 15, and I have never laughed so much in my life (apart from the time my P.E. teacher knocked my friend out with a tennis ball, and she had to go to hospital with a fractured skull!)
I think your website is great, but a little long! Thanks! |
Guest signed in on Thursday, May 10th 2001, at 7:28pm
| Name | Michael Cross |
| Referred by | Just surfed in |
| Location | America - Land of Raging Assholes |
| Comments | I'm only sorry you're not American. Then you would know that you have to cash in on your sense of humor, make a fast million, then retire with the occasional appearance on Hollywood Squares. Resurfacing 20 years later when the money is all gone to write a lurid autobiography in a vain attempt to recapture your faded and tattered glory days. |
Guest signed in on Thursday, May 10th 2001, at 1:14pm
| Name | Jennifer S. |
| My page | Jennifer's Home Page (Yes, soo original) |
| My URL | http://www.angelfire.com/me3/roses |
| Referred by | Just surfed in |
| Location | Washington State, U.S.A. |
| Comments | It has taken me a few days to get through all of your pages, but I believe it to be time well spent (a smile is always worth the time). As most people, I started on the page about your girlfriend. I loved reading how the two of you feed off each other. And I'm with her on the KitKat thing. I know it makes no sense, but it just one of those things. Kind of like nails on a chalk board or teeth scraping on a fork. eekk. ~sigh~ I'm better now. I look forward to seeing more on your pages soon. |
Guest signed in on Thursday, May 10th 2001, at 12:37am
| This guest sought a private audience with Mil, possibly to offer him the sex. |
Guest signed in on Wednesday, May 9th 2001, at 10:21pm
| Name | beth |
| My page | natta |
| My URL | http://natta |
| Referred by | Search engine |
| Location | muncie indiana the mighty U S of A |
| Comments | hahhahahahahahahahahahahahaha! great web page! it's awesome keep addin' more to it! |
Guest signed in on Wednesday, May 9th 2001, at 10:22am
| Name | Nic and Stuart |
| My page | monkey bum |
| My URL | http://country bumpkin |
| Referred by | Search engine |
| Location | here |
| Comments | We'll apologise now for not having done any work this afternoon, but to be honest this has been approx 11.667 million times more fun than work could ever have been. Even though we work in a bouncy castle factory. |
Guest signed in on Tuesday, May 8th 2001, at 9:23pm
| Name | Elisabeth van Assum |
| Referred by | Search engine |
| Location | Vancouver, Canada |
| Comments | Wow, I wasn't aware that kiwi's were such a point of contention. I must say your wife is incredibly beautiful and it's obvious you love her very much. How do you pronounce johnathon anyway?
E. |
Guest signed in on Tuesday, May 8th 2001, at 4:51am
| This guest sought a private audience with Mil, possibly to offer him the sex. |
Guest signed in on Monday, May 7th 2001, at 7:50pm
| Name | Leah |
| My page | N/A |
| My URL | http://N/A |
| Referred by | Search engine |
| Location | CA, USA |
| Comments | This is a funny site. |
Guest signed in on Monday, May 7th 2001, at 5:25pm
| Name | Robert Black |
| Referred by | Just surfed in |
| Location | California |
| Comments | I CANNOT belive that somebody could be offended by your site. The must hyper-intelligent androids hell-bent on drowning people in their morals (or "Republicans" to those out side of the ring of insiders) Obviously. |
Guest signed in on Monday, May 7th 2001, at 1:13am
| Name | Eddy Holzklau |
| Referred by | |
| Location | Cincinnati, Ohio, USA |
| Comments | I laughed so much at your descriptions of arguments with Margret. Many sites are relatively inert. Yours however, receives my highest mark. Thank you so very much! |
Guest signed in on Sunday, May 6th 2001, at 3:51pm
| Name | Pete Stewart |
| Referred by | |
| Location | London |
| Comments | Super web site, however, may I warn you of the perils of buying a dishwasher.
I'm assuming you don't have one since it would have become the centre of many of your arguments and would have made the page by now. Who loads it? How do they load it (and if the female partner, why does she have to load it willy-nilly with glassware and crockery programmed to clatter against each other with the inevitable destruction ensuing - reason "not enough time to put that plate next to all the other neatly arranged plates" (but I seem to have the time to go around finding replacement matching items??))? Who unloads it? When do they unload it (before or after putting new disty dishes in?) I wish you well but stay clear of dishwashers; you have been warned. |
Guest signed in on Saturday, May 5th 2001, at 12:50am
| This guest sought a private audience with Mil, possibly to offer him the sex. |
Guest signed in on Friday, May 4th 2001, at 10:33pm
| This guest sought a private audience with Mil, possibly to offer him the sex. |
Guest signed in on Friday, May 4th 2001, at 2:46pm
| Name | Dana |
| My page | the Kajun Hippie's Korner |
| My URL | http://www.angelfire.com/la3/kajunhippie |
| Referred by | Just surfed in |
| Location | Memphis, TN |
| Comments | Everybody else has already asked the obvious question about the Psycho, so I ain't gonna. Thank you ever so much for your little commentary about our Resident Shrub (President? Are you kidding??). I'd contribute a few apologies of my own to your little list, but you're bogged down enough already. :-P Have fun... |
Guest signed in on Friday, May 4th 2001, at 10:56am
| Name | Telcontar |
| My page | Telcontar's Homepage (you asked for that |
| My URL | http://homepage.ntlworld.com/telcontar/ |
| Referred by | Just surfed in |
| Location | Hertfordshire, England |
| Comments | You're a nutcase, you know that? :)
Nice to see some weird English humour in your TMGAIHAA page. One wonders, you seem to spend more time arguing than there are hours in the day... Well, have fun. |
Guest signed in on Thursday, May 3rd 2001, at 3:24pm
| Name | Shenanigans |
| Referred by | Friend |
| Location | UK |
| Comments | Well, you made me laugh, and that's all I ask :P |
Guest signed in on Thursday, May 3rd 2001, at 8:57am
| Name | Edd James |
| My page | eddjames.net |
| My URL | http://www.eddjames.net |
| Referred by | Friend |
| Location | Isle of Man |
| Comments | My GF and I sat for ages reading through your girlfriend arguments. Glad to see I'm not the only male suffering in the world :) what are we supposed to do to survive against these female monsters who we are forced to coexist with. It's just not fair!!! |
Guest signed in on Thursday, May 3rd 2001, at 6:42am
| Name | Arnaud |
| Referred by | Friend |
| Location | France |
| Comments | Simply brilliant. Ever thought of writting a book ? I'm pretty sure Margret would LOVE the idea. Really ! |
Guest signed in on Wednesday, May 2nd 2001, at 12:41am
| This guest sought a private audience with Mil, possibly to offer him the sex. |
Guest signed in on Wednesday, May 2nd 2001, at 10:36am
| Name | Dee |
| Referred by | Friend |
| Location | pittsfield, massachusetts. u.s.a. |
| Comments | unreal! i haven't been anywhere else on the net in days since hearing about this site. too funny! |
Guest signed in on Tuesday, May 1st 2001, at 11:26pm
| Name | Jennifer |
| Referred by | Web ring |
| Location | steakandcheese.com |
| Comments | Mil -
I truly enjoyed reading about your arguments. I have spent many hours laughing (rolling in the floor) with my boyfriend over the do you remember when's... It is refreshing to come across a unique sight that hits home so closely, makes one laugh at themselves and provides insight into the whole Women are from Mars - Men are from venus thing.... You will survive Jen |
Guest signed in on Tuesday, May 1st 2001, at 9:51pm
| Name | jenny Lorene |
| Referred by | Just surfed in |
| Location | midwest and deep south USA regretably |
| Comments | i have an awful lot to apologize over, the first being to my husband who did all the housework whilst i read your page. I'M SORRY!
However, i loved the page, it was absolutely GRAND! i can very much identify with the situation. i also apologize for the nimble wit who said your page needed anime. what a frick...."Due, I fucken like yer page but it needs some fucken poorly drawn girl getting assfucked by mechanatron dicks galore, dude, man, Fucker, Anime! I don't care about content I want big tit pictures" what was this person's point to coming to the page anyhow? MERH......... okay, i'll stop, mil, sir this is a fabulous page and i'll be recomending my friends. thanks for the grand time and laughs. |
Guest signed in on Tuesday, May 1st 2001, at 4:31pm
| Name | Sara |
| Referred by | Search engine |
| Location | Cartersville, GA, USA |
| Comments | I found your website through bored.com. It took me three days to read it due to myself being over worked. I have been laughing this whole time. I think that what makes your whole "things my girlfriend and I have argued about" is how you present it. I think my favorite part is that Magret is ALL the pros and cons of ALL WOMEN wrapped into one package.
Take care. |
Guest signed in on Tuesday, May 1st 2001, at 7:44am
| Name | Jules |
| My page | Sons of Fenris MC |
| My URL | http://www.sons-of-fenris.co.uk |
| Referred by | Friend |
| Location | UK |
| Comments | Yes i read this on my employers time - which I see as a bonus. Having lived in Germany for 4 years and having spent much of that time with German girls I understand completely! But then again I married a Welsh girl....... |
Guest signed in on Tuesday, May 1st 2001, at 4:34am
| Name | Grant Alderman |
| Referred by | Search engine |
| Location | UK |
| Comments | Very, very funny. In fact, so funny that I intend to plagarise several items on your site and pass it off as my own work in out local village pub magazine....
Thanks for saving me hours sitting at the keyboard trying to be funny, Grant. |
Guest signed in on Monday, April 30th 2001, at 8:29am
| This guest sought a private audience with Mil, possibly to offer him the sex. |
Guest signed in on Monday, April 30th 2001, at 2:44am
| Name | sandii |
| Referred by | Just surfed in |
| Location | melbourne, australia |
| Comments | your site was very funny, i never knew that there was so many things one person could start an argument about, and i am a female!!! but i dont quite understand why you are with someone that you argue so much with? IT MUST MY LOVE, BLOODY STRONG LOVE!!
anyway, keep up the goss, love reading it! |
Guest signed in on Sunday, April 29th 2001, at 5:56pm
| Name | The Enigma |
| My page | ihatetomatoes.com |
| My URL | http://www.ihatetomatoes.com |
| Referred by | Just surfed in |
| Location | Columbia, SC |
| Comments | I'm not sure how to tell you this, sir, but Margret is a demon. She is slowly destroying your very soul, she is feeding off of your agonized frustrations and angry explosions. She will eventually whittle you down into a husk of your former self, an empty vessel which will no longer contain your essence, your life force. She is a succubus. She will leave you begging for death.
However, you can remedy this quite simply by driving a stake tipped with silver through her heart at midnight between Saturday and Sunday. It must be midnight GMT; keep this in mind as you tip your stake in silver. Trust me; destroying her and banishing her back to the fiery depths of hell is the only way, my friend. Good luck and God speed. |
Guest signed in on Sunday, April 29th 2001, at 3:02pm
| This guest sought a private audience with Mil, possibly to offer him the sex. |
Guest signed in on Sunday, April 29th 2001, at 2:08pm
| This guest sought a private audience with Mil, possibly to offer him the sex. |
Guest signed in on Sunday, April 29th 2001, at 12:09am
| Name | Orrin Bloquy |
| Referred by | Friend |
| Location | Flagstaff, Arizona |
| Comments | I now have to retroactively apologize to my wife for the last fifteen years' worth of inconveniences I foolishly believed were 'problems.'
I can only assume your birthdate coincides with the death of some cruel Indonesian dictator who refused to believe in the concept of karmic retribution, or possibly that you have carelessly omitted Margret's ability to recycle convincing hundred-pound notes from old copies of the Sun, or perhaps a build like Tina Small's that produces Guinness Stout. Either that or the flat's in her name. Which is it? |
Guest signed in on Thursday, April 26th 2001, at 9:04am
| Name | Megan Knight |
| Referred by | Just surfed in |
| Location | Beaumont, Texas |
| Comments | I really enjoyed reading your web page. I find it very amusing that you and Margret argue so much, yet I can tell that you still love her, despite all the fuss. And I think that if you can put up with that everyday for the rest of your life, then you deserve a show of appreciation. |
Guest signed in on Thursday, April 26th 2001, at 7:01am
| Name | sara |
| Referred by | Just surfed in |
| Location | London |
| Comments | coo! glossiness in The Guardian - I'm impressed. |
Guest signed in on Thursday, April 26th 2001, at 5:34am
| This guest sought a private audience with Mil, possibly to offer him the sex. |
Guest signed in on Wednesday, April 25th 2001, at 9:14pm
| Name | Steve Williams |
| Referred by | Web ring |
| Location | US |
| Comments | How can you be upset about your girlfriend getting naked all of the time? In the US, men would love for his woman to expose herself on a frequent basis. |
Guest signed in on Wednesday, April 25th 2001, at 6:13pm
| Name | Laurie |
| My page | a cute toaster |
| My URL | http://www.babyblade.blogspot.com |
| Referred by | Friend |
| Location | Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada |
| Comments | My boyfriend e-mailed me this site, which I found odd. I told him I was going to take lessons from your girlfriend. Silence. Anyways, it is very entertaining. I found the bit about your glue-sniffing neighbour building a cardboard fence in the pouring rain mighty amusing! |
Guest signed in on Wednesday, April 25th 2001, at 4:59pm
| Name | Jules |
| Referred by | Search engine |
| Location | USA |
| Comments | You should make a clooection of things that Margaret does to you. One of our silly american publishers will probably buy it. I would |
Guest signed in on Wednesday, April 25th 2001, at 4:03pm
| Name | jim hayward |
| Referred by | Search engine |
| Comments | whats green and pear shaped ? |
Guest signed in on Wednesday, April 25th 2001, at 11:58am
| Name | Michelle |
| Referred by | Friend |
| Location | South UK |
| Comments | Excellent stuff - you should write a book. |
Guest signed in on Wednesday, April 25th 2001, at 9:40am
| Name | Michael Young |
| Referred by | Friend |
| Location | Paoli, Pennsylvania, USA |
| Comments | It's like reading into a mirror, man |
Guest signed in on Tuesday, April 24th 2001, at 8:25pm
| Name | Gill Hickman frmly O'Shaughnessy+Cullis |
| Referred by | Search engine |
| Comments | So matey boy this is what you've been upto for the last couple of years in the background of the learning centre. I want your job! |
Guest signed in on Tuesday, April 24th 2001, at 3:35pm
| Name | Brianna |
| My page | BriannaBanana |
| My URL | http://www.briannabanana.faithweb.com |
| Referred by | Friend |
| Location | near Washington DC |
| Comments | fabulously silly and witty...
i had a nice time looking at this on my employer's time. |
Guest signed in on Tuesday, April 24th 2001, at 3:32pm
| Name | Dick |
| Referred by | Friend |
| Location | Wolverhampton, England! |
| Comments | Great site! y r u still with her?! |
Guest signed in on Tuesday, April 24th 2001, at 2:09pm
| This guest sought a private audience with Mil, possibly to offer him the sex. |
Guest signed in on Monday, April 23rd 2001, at 10:55pm
| Name | Kimberly |
| Referred by | Friend |
| Location | Raleigh, North Carolina |
| Comments | Thanks for the laughs...my husband and I spent a good bit of the evening laughing and marvelling at the fact you are still living together. Kudos dude! |
Guest signed in on Monday, April 23rd 2001, at 9:16pm
| Name | tom gallagher |
| Referred by | Just surfed in |
| Location | punchbaby.com |
| Comments | cool stuff.she ain't bad or anything,she's just...her.
they're all nutso y'know |
Guest signed in on Monday, April 23rd 2001, at 1:54pm
| Name | Colin Pitcher |
| Referred by | Just surfed in |
| Location | Sweden (Brit working abroad) |
| Comments | Found 'Things..' very, very funny. I totally sympathise with the remote control and house plants bits. I have a wife and three daughters to argue with, hense my location. |
Guest signed in on Monday, April 23rd 2001, at 11:30am
| Name | RICK CURLEY |
| Referred by | |
| Location | CLEVELAND OHIO, USA |
| Comments | Love your site.... |
Guest signed in on Monday, April 23rd 2001, at 10:10am
| Name | Gazza |
| Referred by | Search engine |
| Comments | Mate! you are a dead set legend! |
Guest signed in on Monday, April 23rd 2001, at 9:14am
| Name | Chris Perry |
| My page | the happy bubble |
| My URL | http://www.happybubble.com |
| Referred by | Friend |
| Location | Dearborn, MI USA |
| Comments | Too funny, I would have to say that my woman and I have never fought about 90% of the stuff you two do. I wish you two the best of luck. There must be something there to keep you two together. Never cared for hairy pits, not my cup of tea. To each there own. |
Guest signed in on Monday, April 23rd 2001, at 6:48am
| Name | Bob Jones |
| Referred by | Friend |
| Comments | Dude
We have a phrase that fully describes your partners condition here in the uk we would attribute behaviour like that to a female known as 'Psycho Hose Beast' best viewed from several billion miles away You have my sympathy - andf in no small way I am wondering WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING STILL WITH HER? The constant arguing will UNDOUBTEDLY have seious repercussions on poor peter.. :) Best of luck |
Guest signed in on Monday, April 23rd 2001, at 12:14am
| Name | Darren |
| Referred by | Just surfed in |
| Location | From Bored.com |
| Comments | What a site.....the arguements with your girlfriend nearly killed me. Great to see such a good sight run by a fellow Englishmen...the world isnt owned by America yet(thank good)!! Keep up the good work and thanks to Bored.com for listing this site,id never have found it otherwise. Count me in as a follower from now on. |
Guest signed in on Monday, April 23rd 2001, at 12:12am
| Name | Adam Shoesmith |
| Referred by | Just surfed in |
| Location | Toronto, Ontario, Canada |
| Comments | Wow! Its been a rough road this past year getting over my ex-girlfriend, but your site puts it all into perspective. I love being single, thanks. |
Guest signed in on Sunday, April 22nd 2001, at 8:36pm
| Name | Jeremiah |
| My page | Sir Robin's home |
| My URL | http://muchrejoicing.virtualave.net |
| Referred by | Just surfed in |
| Location | Massachusetts, US |
| Comments | "Things my girlfriend and I have argued about" is SO hilarious! and yet sad because its so true :( :( :( |
Guest signed in on Sunday, April 22nd 2001, at 4:37pm
| Name | Graham Smith |
| My page | Hildesheim |
| My URL | http://www.hildesheim.co.uk |
| Referred by | Just surfed in |
| Location | Germany |
| Comments | Stupendous. I larrfed til I was sick. Did I know you in Detmold? PS: found your site through the excellent punchbaby.com |
Guest signed in on Sunday, April 22nd 2001, at 12:54am
| This guest sought a private audience with Mil, possibly to offer him the sex. |
Guest signed in on Sunday, April 22nd 2001, at 11:10am
| Name | Bob Greaves |
| Referred by | Just surfed in |
| Location | UK |
| Comments | Best site I've ever visited, and I'll be recommending to all of my... er... friend.
:o) |
Guest signed in on Saturday, April 21st 2001, at 11:24pm
| This guest sought a private audience with Mil, possibly to offer him the sex. |
Guest signed in on Saturday, April 21st 2001, at 8:52pm
| This guest sought a private audience with Mil, possibly to offer him the sex. |
Guest signed in on Saturday, April 21st 2001, at 8:51pm
| Name | Seon Lee |
| My URL | http://www.fucema.net |
| Referred by | Just surfed in |
| Location | Va, USA |
| Comments | HAHA I love the LOTW section... potty jokes and stories for everyone! Be Free... FREE!
(Hi Mil! Great homepage, say hi to Margret for me too?) |
Guest signed in on Saturday, April 21st 2001, at 5:17pm
| This guest sought a private audience with Mil, possibly to offer him the sex. |
Guest signed in on Saturday, April 21st 2001, at 5:07pm
| Name | Skylles |
| My page | Lycianscribe.com |
| My URL | http://www.Lycianscribe.com |
| Referred by | Friend |
| Location | San Marcos Texas, just south of Austin |
| Comments | I'd like to start by appologizing for everything. Apparently it's all my fault. Mil- I thoroughly enjoyed your "Things" section. I hope to read more as it reminds me of the wonderful cultural differences that keep my boyfriend and I on our toes. He's English and I'm American (unfortunately) and he's a bit irrational. So is most of America for that matter. |
Guest signed in on Saturday, April 21st 2001, at 1:18pm
| Name | Jim |
| Referred by | Friend |
| Location | Tampa |
| Comments | About the Kit Kat thing...YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BREAK THE INDIVIDUAL FINGERS OFF.....I should know because I invented Kit Kats |
Guest signed in on Saturday, April 21st 2001, at 1:16pm
| This guest sought a private audience with Mil, possibly to offer him the sex. |
Guest signed in on Saturday, April 21st 2001, at 5:59am
| Name | melv |
| Referred by | Just surfed in |
| Location | grimsby uk |
| Comments | nice site like it a lot better then the local shit we have |
Guest signed in on Saturday, April 21st 2001, at 3:14am
| This guest sought a private audience with Mil, possibly to offer him the sex. |
Guest signed in on Saturday, April 21st 2001, at 12:56am
| Name | Carrie |
| My URL | http://www.geocities.com/fleashacker |
| Referred by | Just surfed in |
| Location | USA |
| Comments | Great site! All of those apologies well deserved. Excellent job keep it coming!! |
Guest signed in on Friday, April 20th 2001, at 9:19pm
| Name | Me |
| Referred by | Just surfed in |
| Location | Mnpls, MN (USA) |
| Comments | Before this, I'd seen sitcoms and
always thought that the characters were exagerations of peoples character traits, in order to entertain the audiance. You two (+your kidlett) should be on TV! (said in a positive way, your life will never be boring!) :^) |
Guest signed in on Friday, April 20th 2001, at 3:38pm
| Name | Ethereal Llama (Well, actually Matt.) |
| Referred by | Just surfed in |
| Location | A quaint dumpster with internet access. |
| Comments | You have an indomitable sense of humor. Keep up the excellent work, etcetera etcetera. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go have a nap behind the chifferobe. My toes hurt. |
Guest signed in on Friday, April 20th 2001, at 1:35pm
| Name | EVILash |
| Referred by | Friend |
| Comments | OMFG- never in my life have i seen a site that has so completely summed up relationships...i have also never larfed so much in my life....should be submitted to the best of the web awards |
Guest signed in on Friday, April 20th 2001, at 12:04am
| Name | martine |
| Referred by | Web ring |
| Location | royal holloway |
| Comments | I think you are extremely sexy! |
Guest signed in on Thursday, April 19th 2001, at 10:06pm
| Name | Lauren |
| Referred by | Search engine |
| Comments | That's hilarious. |
Guest signed in on Thursday, April 19th 2001, at 3:23pm
| Name | Iggy |
| Referred by | Just surfed in |
| Location | Oz |
| Comments | Great fun- I think I may have a couple of deposits for L.O.T.W on my next visit! |
Guest signed in on Thursday, April 19th 2001, at 2:58am
| This guest sought a private audience with Mil, possibly to offer him the sex. |
Guest signed in on Tuesday, April 17th 2001, at 5:57pm
| Name | WindowsME Sufferer |
| Referred by | Friend |
| Comments | Nothing wrong with human relationships, but computers are better at fouling one's life up. |
Guest signed in on Sunday, April 15th 2001, at 3:36am
| This guest sought a private audience with Mil, possibly to offer him the sex. |
Guest signed in on Sunday, April 15th 2001, at 2:15am
| Name | rajesh |
| My page | na |
| My URL | http://na |
| Referred by | Friend |
| Location | na |
| Comments | na |
Guest signed in on Thursday, April 12th 2001, at 2:38pm
| Name | Ray Lee |
| Referred by | Just surfed in |
| Location | Santa Monica, CA USA |
| Comments | Hi there Mil. Terrific job you've done with your site. I was very impressed by your writing skill and your sense of humor. "Things My Girlfriend and I Have Argued About" is one of the funniest (and honest) articles I've read about a relationship in a long time. Best wishes to you and your family. |
Guest signed in on Thursday, April 12th 2001, at 10:45am
| Name | Michael me over here Rosefield |
| Referred by | Friend |
| Location | Sheffield |
| Comments | That woman down there below.
The one who thought they (them again) should make a Bridget Jones-style film out of this site. I swear I didn't just think that 5 minutes ago. |
Guest signed in on Thursday, April 12th 2001, at 6:15am
| Name | Laurie |
| My page | None |
| Referred by | Friend |
| Location | Florida- USA |
| Comments | Thanks for writing this site, it keeps me giggling every time I come here. I'm thinking a movie version should be done a la Bridget Jones Diary. Keep it up Mil, and don't let anyone steal from it ever again! |
Guest signed in on Wednesday, April 11th 2001, at 9:29am
| Name | Gilly |
| My page | Now I wouldn't want to tell you that... |
| My URL | http://... would I? |
| Referred by | Just surfed in |
| Location | Actually referred by the Metro newspaper |
| Comments | A completely cool site. Cheers! |
Guest signed in on Wednesday, April 4th 2001, at 12:06am
| Name | Lezli |
| My page | Sekhmet: She Who Is Powerful |
| My URL | http://www.per-sekhmet.net |
| Referred by | Just surfed in |
| Location | Blogger |
| Comments | Well done :) After a craptacular day of doing taxes, yelling at my soon-to-be husband, washing floors, getting a headache from the stench of Pinesol eminating from the newly washed floors, spending two whole hours arguing with someone about abortions, thinking about my-soon-to-be mother-in-law, waiting for my restitution from the knob who broke into my car, and contemplating life as usual...I found your page to be quite entertaining :) Can I link your page to my blog? It's under "everyday me" on the url above if you're interested. Oh, btw, a plant in the bathtub is not that unusual. I put snakes in mine ;).
-Biayt |
Guest signed in on Tuesday, April 3rd 2001, at 8:06pm
| Name | Mike LaPlante |
| Referred by | Just surfed in |
| Location | St. Paul, MN, USA |
| Comments | wow, I thank you. I thought I was seeing some difficult women, but if I ever think that my world is worst, I now know I'm wrong. Good luck, and take care of your kids. Sometime, you should write a book, you can rest easy on at least one buyer. |
Guest signed in on Tuesday, April 3rd 2001, at 12:17am
| Name | Mimi Carpenter |
| My page | Lothie Dot Com |
| My URL | http://www.lothie.com |
| Referred by | |
| Location | US |
| Comments | Absolutely brill. Love you, love Margret. If you ever get tired of her, have her shaved and brought to my tent. Or we could do a three in the bed! |
Guest signed in on Tuesday, April 3rd 2001, at 5:59am
| Name | lokiswerk |
| Referred by | Friend |
| Comments | Marvellous page. The whole bureau had a good laugh. Keep on with it.
Best regards from Berlin, Germany |
Guest signed in on Sunday, April 1st 2001, at 3:20pm
| Name | Chris Isaac |
| My page | mrflibble.custard.org |
| My URL | http://mrflibble.custard.org |
| Referred by | Just surfed in |
| Comments | Well funny stuff. Made my Sunday afternoon, anyway... |
Guest signed in on Friday, March 30th 2001, at 3:04am
| Name | Kucheloo |
| Referred by | Friend |
| Location | Sydney , Australia |
| Comments | oh man , did this site ever pick me up from a shitty day ... unfortunately i saw alot of myself in Margret , lol , oh how sad , lol ... if you ever turn this site into a book , put me on the list ... and remember , keep your hands in front of your face to block , lol |
Guest signed in on Friday, March 30th 2001, at 12:46am
| Name | feelin'froggy |
| My page | feelin'froggy's ~lilypad~ |
| My URL | http://www.angelfire.com/anime/feelinfroggy/new.html |
| Referred by | Friend |
| Location | a pond in Wv |
| Comments | jus' a short note to tell ya that I was hoppin' around the net and was sent ya page in email and wantin' ya to know that I really enjoyed it! *pattin' ya on the back* keep up the great work!!
froggyhuggerz froggy :)~* |
Guest signed in on Thursday, March 29th 2001, at 4:50pm
| Name | Roderick Lounsbury |
| Referred by | Friend |
| Location | Kansas City, USA |
| Comments | Absolutely love the page! I believe that I may have found a sole mate! (Yes, I did mean to spell it that way)
Perhaps someday I shall have to tell you of the "hair cut" argument I had with my wife some 17 years ago - still comes up from time to time. No, even after all of this time her logic remains undaunted in its ability to side-step the ethereal plain of reality. |
Guest signed in on Friday, March 23rd 2001, at 11:18am
| Name | john |
| My page | ^_^ |
| My URL | http://www.digitalhardcore.com |
| Referred by | Just surfed in |
| Location | calgary,ab,canada |
| Comments | hahaha!!im sorry, i shouldn't laugh.^_^ nice red wig by the way.it seems kind of unreal that someone's that bent.but look at it this way:evil women are hard to find.your a luckykitty. |
Guest signed in on Friday, March 23rd 2001, at 7:09am
| Name | George |
| My page | shift |
| My URL | http://www.shift-studios.com/shift |
| Referred by | Just surfed in |
| Location | Southsea |
| Comments | Ohhh how I laughed. Things my girlfriend and I have argued about
cheered me up soo much. Brilliance. Cheers for that one mate.. |
Guest signed in on Thursday, March 22nd 2001, at 12:02am
| Name | stef |
| My page | follow the dog |
| My URL | http://www.angelfire.com/ia/fluff16 |
| Referred by | Friend |
| Location | iowa, united states |
| Comments | sorry for sitting on the remote control. i honestly had no idea that i was.... |
Guest signed in on Wednesday, March 21st 2001, at 10:09am
| Name | Paul Nolan |
| Referred by | Friend |
| Location | Manchester UK |
| Comments | Most amusing site I've visited in a while. |
Guest signed in on Monday, March 19th 2001, at 6:35pm
| Name | courtney |
| Referred by | |
| Comments | i think it's pretty cool |
Guest signed in on Friday, March 16th 2001, at 9:47pm
| Name | Jon Pullen |
| My page | Home |
| My URL | http://www.sheer.org |
| Referred by | Friend |
| Location | Irvine CA, USA |
| Comments | You know, the thing about you and Margeret would be funny if it wasn't so true. |
Guest signed in on Friday, March 16th 2001, at 6:55pm
| This guest sought a private audience with Mil, possibly to offer him the sex. |
Guest signed in on Wednesday, March 14th 2001, at 12:31am
| Name | James E. Colby |
| Referred by | |
| Location | USA - Southern New Jersey - Pittsgrove |
| Comments | Very interesting - I am forwarding this to everyone on my email list. Keep up the good work, you'll work it out and live happily ever after. How is it that you can put up with knowing the 'other' boyfriends and what might have occured? |
Guest signed in on Wednesday, March 14th 2001, at 12:42am
| Name | qwestarian |
| Referred by | Search engine |
| Comments | cool....... |
Guest signed in on Tuesday, March 13th 2001, at 6:54pm
| Name | sybil |
| Referred by | Just surfed in |
| Location | USA |
| Comments | read the whole thing....laughed my ass off. |
Guest signed in on Tuesday, March 13th 2001, at 1:28pm
| Name | Lisa Lashes |
| Referred by | Just surfed in |
| Location | tir na nog.... |
| Comments | The things we have to put up with!!
But witty site.... |
Guest signed in on Tuesday, March 13th 2001, at 10:53am
| Name | Will |
| Referred by | Web ring |
| Location | ireland |
| Comments | i think you should apologise for makeing a stupid website |
Guest signed in on Monday, March 12th 2001, at 8:52pm
| Name | Kimberley Scott |
| Referred by | |
| Location | Adealide, Australia |
| Comments | I thoroughly enjoyed your page about "things me and my girlfriend argue about"
Thought me and my boyfriend only ever argued like that....but you have given me faith that it IS normal...well is normal as normal does:) I wish you and Margret many happy, debating years together......and would love to hear about your wedding if/when it happens.....as I could think of nothing more worth debating than that!!.....I am sure it would turn out to be THE biggest argument you will ever have...hehehe. |
Guest signed in on Monday, March 12th 2001, at 6:19pm
| Name | Colman |
| My page | None yet |
| Referred by | Just surfed in |
| Location | Galway, Ireland |
| Comments | Absolutely hilarious.
I can feel your frustration. Hey, I feel it every day. Just recently my girlfriend asked me if her roots were showing. They were. I said yes. How dumb was I? If you were as lucky as I was, you'd get the silent treatment too!!!! Hang in there, Colman |
Guest signed in on Monday, March 12th 2001, at 11:06am
| Name | Sam Husseini |
| My URL | http://husseini.org -- real soon now... |
| Referred by | Search engine |
| Comments | You're a lucky guy. Funny, lucky guy. |
Guest signed in on Monday, March 12th 2001, at 5:43am
| Name | Madam Mel |
| My page | Blue Eyed Muse |
| My URL | http://www.blueeyedmuse.com |
| Referred by | Friend |
| Location | USA |
| Comments | Fucking hilarious.
I'm jealous. |
Guest signed in on Friday, March 9th 2001, at 11:38pm
| This guest sought a private audience with Mil, possibly to offer him the sex. |
Guest signed in on Friday, March 9th 2001, at 8:15pm
| Name | Tara |
| My page | crappy old page from years ago |
| My URL | http://members.tripod.com/skater_ya_jedi |
| Referred by | Friend |
| Location | Detroit Rock City |
| Comments | I was highly amused by your things page! As someone mentioned an entry ago or so, it would probably sell as a book. But Margaret probably understands books and wouldnt like that idea. but it'd be funny. |
Guest signed in on Friday, March 9th 2001, at 1:32pm
| Name | Ben Denslow |
| Referred by | Friend |
| Comments | I think Fox should appologise for the "temptation island" fiasco. Now every couple that watches that crap ends up in an arguement over morals or a difference of opinion that they never would have wandered into in the first place. All the guys have to watch it with their girlfriends (for quality time) and then end up in the shit. Thanks very much,Fox,for stirring it up. |
Guest signed in on Friday, March 9th 2001, at 1:43am
| Name | Carl Perry |
| Referred by | Just surfed in |
| Location | Oklahoma City, Oklahoma - USA |
| Comments | This is the funniest stuff I've read in years. Have you considered having this published? I think it would sell VERY well in bookstores. I WOULD BE HONORED TO BUY THE FIRST COPY! (And don't forget to wipe those speckles from the toothpaste on the mirror!) LOL !!
Excellent writing. It sounds like you have a great family - in spite of all of her faults (and yours)! LOL !! God Bless you all and thanks for the laughs! I'll go back to reading now. Just had to stop and tell you how much I appreciated the laughs! CP Oklahoma City, Oklahoma USA (across the pond?) :-) |
Guest signed in on Thursday, March 8th 2001, at 6:56pm
| Name | Craig Robertson |
| My page | CW De-sign |
| My URL | http://www.craigwilsondesign.com |
| Referred by | Just surfed in |
| Location | Netherlands |
| Comments | Never laughed so much for a long time. I thought I was they only one out there(or do the Yanks say,in there?) |
Guest signed in on Wednesday, March 7th 2001, at 4:41pm
| This guest sought a private audience with Mil, possibly to offer him the sex. |
Guest signed in on Wednesday, March 7th 2001, at 10:25am
| Name | Teece (Tracie, T.C. - whatever...) |
| Referred by | Friend |
| Location | Brighton, England. |
| Comments | you were right, I am reading this on my employer's time...*grin*
Actually, was just going out to grab nailscissors... A joke, trust me... I have a question, as a woman you understand... Why do guys take so long in the toilet? It beats the hell out of me... Cheers! |
Guest signed in on Tuesday, March 6th 2001, at 9:12pm
| This guest sought a private audience with Mil, possibly to offer him the sex. |
Guest signed in on Tuesday, March 6th 2001, at 12:13am
| Name | Shaolin_monkey |
| My page | Who Is Shaolin Monkey? |
| My URL | http://shaolin_monkey.tripod.com/ShaolinMonkeyHomepage/ |
| Referred by | Friend |
| Location | UK |
| Comments | Amazing! If only I could get away with a site like this about my woman - the difference between yours and mine is mine is very handy on the net and would spifflicate me if I did the same! |
Guest signed in on Tuesday, March 6th 2001, at 7:48am
| This guest sought a private audience with Mil, possibly to offer him the sex. |
Guest signed in on Saturday, March 3rd 2001, at 11:35pm
| Name | Gavin McCallister |
| My page | The Hawk & Tom Page |
| My URL | http://www.hawkandtomshow.homestead.com |
| Referred by | Search engine |
| Location | Weaverville, NC |
| Comments | Awesome site, keep up the great work. |
Guest signed in on Saturday, March 3rd 2001, at 11:23am
| Name | dave |
| My page | lanmeet2001 |
| My URL | http://www.lanmeet2001.fsnet.co.uk |
| Referred by | Just surfed in |
| Location | letchworth |
| Comments | haha, pretty dammed sweet.......doesn't the mail on sunday suck monkey butt? :) |
Guest signed in on Saturday, March 3rd 2001, at 5:38am
| This guest sought a private audience with Mil, possibly to offer him the sex. |
Guest signed in on Friday, March 2nd 2001, at 9:48pm
| Name | john edwards |
| Referred by | Just surfed in |
| Comments | the daily mail is written by office boys for office boys.
your site is as good as the register. the daily mail is as bad as a very bad thing. cheers |
Guest signed in on Friday, March 2nd 2001, at 12:42am
| This guest sought a private audience with Mil, possibly to offer him the sex. |
Guest signed in on Thursday, March 1st 2001, at 11:28pm
| This guest sought a private audience with Mil, possibly to offer him the sex. |
Guest signed in on Thursday, March 1st 2001, at 11:23pm
| This guest sought a private audience with Mil, possibly to offer him the sex. |
Guest signed in on Thursday, March 1st 2001, at 12:37am
| Name | Ilya |
| My page | Circle of Shame |
| My URL | http://www.circleofshame.com |
| Referred by | Search engine |
| Location | Jacksonville, FL USA |
| Comments | "Things my girlfriend and I have argued about" is some of the FUNNIEST stuff I have read on the web!!! You need to find a publisher!!! I'm going to check out the rest of the site as soon as I'm done reading the rest of the ravings about your girlfriend!!! REALLY GOOD STUFF!!! :) |
Guest signed in on Wednesday, February 28th 2001, at 10:10am
| This guest sought a private audience with Mil, possibly to offer him the sex. |
Guest signed in on Wednesday, February 28th 2001, at 5:54am
| Name | Pedro Pinto |
| My page | Don't have any |
| My URL | http://Can't you read? |
| Referred by | Friend |
| Location | You wish... |
| Comments | I wish to apologise for being poor. And for smelling. And trying to blame society for it, for in fact it was ME who didn't do the smallest effort in order that it wouldn't be like that.
Oh, and for writing long-sentenced, incomprehensible e-mails. Sorry. Sorry. (Walks out clumsily).Sorry. (O.S.)Sorry. |
Guest signed in on Tuesday, February 27th 2001, at 11:48am
| Name | Amy Elison |
| Referred by | Friend |
| Comments | Thank you, after the page on what you and Margaret argue about, I know that my boyfriend and I aren't doing so bad. |
Guest signed in on Tuesday, February 27th 2001, at 10:23am
| Name | MJ |
| My page | ex-girlfriend |
| My URL | http://www.geocities.com/maiden_jedi |
| Referred by | Friend |
| Comments | great site.....
oh, and I'd like to apologize for being a woman. just one of nature's practical jokes i suppose. |
Guest signed in on Tuesday, February 27th 2001, at 8:40am
| Name | Mike |
| My page | Haven't got one, my wife wont let me.com |
| Referred by | Search engine |
| Comments | LOL |
Guest signed in on Tuesday, February 27th 2001, at 3:29am
| This guest sought a private audience with Mil, possibly to offer him the sex. |
Guest signed in on Tuesday, February 27th 2001, at 12:10am
| This guest sought a private audience with Mil, possibly to offer him the sex. |
Guest signed in on Saturday, February 24th 2001, at 10am
| Name | John MacEnulty |
| My page | The MacEnulty Homepage |
| My URL | http://www.geocities.com/macenulty |
| Referred by | Friend |
| Location | St. Louis, MO - USA |
| Comments | As with all things in the human condition, I found some things that you and Margaret argue about to frighteningly familiar, and others that made me scratch my head and wonder "whyinthehell would anyone put up with that?".
Great site. Perhaps there is a lawyer reading this site who would be willing to assist you in going after the Mail. |
Guest signed in on Friday, February 23rd 2001, at 7:29pm
| Name | FP |
| Referred by | Search engine |
| Comments | I'm glad you won! Well done! |
Guest signed in on Friday, February 23rd 2001, at 9:21am
| Name | sown |
| Referred by | |
| Location | London |
| Comments | 1600 worth of justice. Nice work. Plus all the value from the Mail-baiting genius.
Oh - and this 'English never saw their mothers naked' thing? Why would anybody WANT to see their mother naked? I mean, really? Can't see the advantage, personally. Always better to see the naked forms of people you FANCY, you see? Anyway. |
Guest signed in on Thursday, February 22nd 2001, at 5:18pm
| Name | Nice Guy Jezzaroona |
| Referred by | Friend |
| Comments | EVERYONE: CLICK ON www.dudeofspace.com AND SEE THE LATEST DEVELOPMENT BETWEEN MIL AND "THE MAIL ON SUNDAY"... |
Guest signed in on Wednesday, February 21st 2001, at 2:26pm
| This guest sought a private audience with Mil, possibly to offer him the sex. |
Guest signed in on Wednesday, February 21st 2001, at 1:47pm
| Name | Nicola |
| Referred by | Friend |
| Comments | Hey baby. I found TMGAIAA painfully funny, in that I laughed so much it hurt. Good work. The apology page is much needed - where else can we slag off the people, things, countries etc which deliberately annoy us? I particularly loathe DH Lawrence, his books are pants, I don't care if Lady Chatterly's Lover is historically important. Oh I feel better.
Great site, please keep posting. |
Guest signed in on Wednesday, February 21st 2001, at 11:39am
| Name | Marina |
| Referred by | Just surfed in |
| Location | Philadelphia PA, USA |
| Comments | You are an awesome narrator! The TMGAIHAA page is hilarious and horrifying. Hopefully, the newspaper that stole your story won't later have the pleasure of making money off your mutual "War of the Roses" demise (that's a cinematic, not historical, reference - if you haven't seen it, you should). Have you considered taking an ad out in other competing papers about this one's theft of your intellectual property? Even better would be to take one out in the same paper, but it's unlikely they'd go for it. Also, it would be great to read Margret's take on a lot of the things you wrote about, but I guess if she's not inclined, she's not inclined. Good luck in the future! |
Guest signed in on Wednesday, February 21st 2001, at 11:09am
| Name | Alison |
| My page | Feesch |
| My URL | http://www.icq.feesch.com/46398299 |
| Referred by | Friend |
| Location | Birmingham (don't hold that against me! |
| Comments | I laughed so much I nearly made myself sick! |
Guest signed in on Tuesday, February 20th 2001, at 10:14am
| Name | Halb Englnder halb Schwob |
| Referred by | Just surfed in |
| Comments | "Referred by Just surfed in"?? Jesus. That's grounds for getting a new guestbook.
I must have had at least 50% of your tmgaihaa arguments but as you surely know by now, arguments are the spice of life. I tell that to my wife but she doesn't agree and then she says I'm shouting when I'M NOT and before you know it I'm sleeping in the spare room... By the way, I have to tell you that Margret is quite right, the British *are* mostly fucked up because they never saw their mothers naked. She's right about most of the other stuff too. But that's not the point, is it? Re Sunday tabloids: The Sunday Express once asked us if they could do a piece about our wedding (it was in a zoo - no, not Dudley - don't ask, it's complicated). We said no. Perhaps they did a piece on it anyway? I dunno, I never read the Sunday Express. However, they did not offer to pay me 800 - the only thing they offered was the chance for us to have our photo taken with an elephant. ??? No I don't know what they were thinking. |
Guest signed in on Tuesday, February 20th 2001, at 6:59am
| Name | Tony Lord |
| Referred by | Just surfed in |
| Location | Oxford Uni Student Union |
| Comments | Heard about the page at NTK
Daily Mail bastards! |
Guest signed in on Monday, February 19th 2001, at 11:58pm
| This guest sought a private audience with Mil, possibly to offer him the sex. |
Guest signed in on Monday, February 19th 2001, at 7:33pm
| This guest sought a private audience with Mil, possibly to offer him the sex. |
Guest signed in on Monday, February 19th 2001, at 6:20pm
| Name | Nice Guy Jezzaroona |
| Referred by | Friend |
| Comments | Sir,
Nice Guy Jezzaroona here, long time reader, first time poster - love the site. 10985 people can't be wrong. Thought you might like to know that 2 interesting and unrelated aspects of our beautiful planet have come to my attention this last week. A) The existence on Earth of corporate newspaper journalists that seem, to the untrained eye, to have more than enough talent to "appropriate" another person's work, pass it off as their own, receive not a small salary, I imagine, for such an endeavour, but have neither the decency nor the intelligence (I mean it would have to be gross professional stupidity, surely, to take another person's work after they've said that they DON'T want to sell it to you for 800 and then just copy it into the pages of a Sunday Paper) to credit the aforementioned other person. B) The existence of a rather quirky web page - http://www.jokecenter.com/jokes/Misc/2787.htm - detailing the different types of "crapping experience": The Wet Poo, Ghost Poo, The Brain Haemorrahage-through-your-nose Poo...they're all there. Given your "Lavatories Of The World" page, I thought that this was, at least tangentially, relevant. My favourite was The Wet Cheeks Poo: "That's the kind that comes out of your butt so fast that your butt cheeks get splashed with the toilet water..." Jezzaroona *POSTSCRIPT 1: Now I think about it, juxtaposition is also a fairly curious aspect of our planet too. So that's three intriguing things then. **POSTSCRIPT 2: Thoughts go out to the talented and general nice guy of the galaxy DudeofSpace - after being so kind as to design my website for me, the last thing he deserves is trouble with his Spacepartner (see above). |
Guest signed in on Monday, February 19th 2001, at 4:51pm
| This guest sought a private audience with Mil, possibly to offer him the sex. |
Guest signed in on Monday, February 19th 2001, at 2:09pm
| Name | Rev. Brian Chapin |
| My page | 3 Bruces |
| My URL | http://3bruces.com |
| Referred by | Friend |
| Location | Bloomsburg, PA - US |
| Comments | Love your sense of humour |
Guest signed in on Monday, February 19th 2001, at 12:49am
| This guest sought a private audience with Mil, possibly to offer him the sex. |
Guest signed in on Monday, February 19th 2001, at 11am
| Name | dudeofSpace |
| My page | dudeofSpace |
| My URL | http://www.dudeofspace.com |
| Referred by | Friend |
| Location | earth |
| Comments | dude...what can i say, since being captivated by your site, and the dailymail stuff as well, my spacepartner has dumped me... is this some sort of virus? (maybe inotloveyounomore.vbs) |
Guest signed in on Monday, February 19th 2001, at 9:46am
| Name | John Marden |
| Referred by | |
| Location | England |
| Comments | Damn man, and I thought I had arguements over some silly things...
The worrying thing is that your's are still to become mine (single at the moment). Get in there, and its a shame that you've stopped the 'Things my girlfriend and I have argued about' page, although I totally agree with you and think you should rip the gonads off the blokey from the Sunday Mail. Anyway, I've almost stopped laughing so I'm off to wipe my nose ! Cheers, |
Guest signed in on Monday, February 19th 2001, at 7:28am
| Name | Hooked on Scotland |
| Referred by | Friend |
| Location | Glasgow |
| Comments | My girlfriend is 5 foot 1, I am 6 foot 1. She insists on hanging large porcelain fish from the cord that turns the shower on in the bathroom.
THis may seem like a perfectly reasonable thing to do (eh?) but when I stand up from doing a sit down toilet, i get smacked in the face by a fish. Lynn, being a short-ass, does not. She has told me that if I remove the fish, she will leave me. Honestly, after 4 years of being together our very future (marriage, kids the lot) depends on me holding my temper and not smashing the fish into 1000 pieces. Do I win a telly? Rob |
Guest signed in on Monday, February 19th 2001, at 5:48am
| Name | Matthew Petty |
| Referred by | |
| Location | London, UK |
| Comments | Re: Arguments
Brother, I salute you. I can show this to my partner, and we will have an argument about it. A sort of meta-argument. I LOVED the bit about 'Argument fish being chased by a Truth Shark' Just don't let that bitter old sow Candace Bushell get hold of you. |
Guest signed in on Saturday, February 17th 2001, at 11:35am
| Name | Mirla |
| My page | Mirmaid Hollow |
| My URL | http://mirmaidhollow.net |
| Referred by | Just surfed in |
| Location | Boondocks, USA |
| Comments | Several things are obvious and because I am a woman, I will state them:
1) You and your girlfriend are completely mismatched. 2) You are in love with your girlfriend. 3) You are in love with your girlfriend *only* because she is gorgeous. 4) You are still with your girlfriend only because she is the mother of your beautiful little boy, not even because you are in love with her. 5) Because of the above, you are doomed, until you fall out of love. Then you might be able to find the woman with whom you are well-matched. Not all couples fight the way you two do about stupid stuff. Or at all. 6) The sole thing that could negate all of the above is that you actually LOVE fighting with Margret which makes you not in love at all, but horribly co-dependent. In which case, I wish you the best of luck. Carry on. 7) It's a riveting site. Congratulations. |
Guest signed in on Saturday, February 17th 2001, at 11:20am
| Name | Nigel Campbell |
| My page | Nigel on the WWW |
| My URL | http://www.campbells32.freeserve.co.uk/index.htm |
| Referred by | |
| Comments | excellent page. i like it.
this gives me a great idea of what to do on my web page. isn't revenge sweet????????? |
Guest signed in on Friday, February 16th 2001, at 11:32am
| Name | AG |
| Referred by | Just surfed in |
| Location | Canada |
| Comments | You English are really articulate...and have a lot of time. Your site was really funny and, although it hurt my eyes to look at your site and found your obsession with hairy pits on women nasty (why not just give them hairy chests while your at it and make them look like gorilla's), it made my day. |
Guest signed in on Friday, February 16th 2001, at 11:14am
| Name | Joe |
| Referred by | Just surfed in |
| Location | London |
| Comments | Yes. |
Guest signed in on Friday, February 16th 2001, at 10:16am
| This guest sought a private audience with Mil, possibly to offer him the sex. |
Guest signed in on Friday, February 16th 2001, at 10:06am
| Name | Rob |
| Referred by | Just surfed in |
| Comments | Be a damn shame to let the Mail win. One of the best & funniest sites I've read in a long time. |
Guest signed in on Friday, February 16th 2001, at 9:56am
| Name | Paul Haigh |
| Referred by | Just surfed in |
| Comments | Mil,
Whatever happens, don't let the Mail win. Please. Pretty please. All Lawyers read the next three words *VERY CAREFULLY* - In my opinion *STOP NOW* the Mail are totally out of their box, stealing your work without compensation - NOT taking them to court completely condones their actions and makes you as bad as them. Thanks. Paul. |
Guest signed in on Thursday, February 15th 2001, at 2:26pm
| This guest sought a private audience with Mil, possibly to offer him the sex. |
Guest signed in on Thursday, February 15th 2001, at 12:29am
| Name | Rachel |
| Referred by | Friend |
| Location | Oxford |
| Comments | You are a very funny guy, Mil. Keep up the good work - we need more laughter in this screwy world of ours. |
Guest signed in on Thursday, February 15th 2001, at 8:57am
| This guest sought a private audience with Mil, possibly to offer him the sex. |
Guest signed in on Wednesday, February 14th 2001, at 8:35am
| Name | tanya |
| Referred by | Just surfed in |
| Comments | very very funny. i laughed and laughed :)
margret is especially funny. |
Guest signed in on Tuesday, February 13th 2001, at 5:34am
| This guest sought a private audience with Mil, possibly to offer him the sex. |
Guest signed in on Saturday, February 10th 2001, at 1:46pm
| Name | richard uzo |
| Referred by | Friend |
| Location | london |
| Comments | Charming woman, margareth |
Guest signed in on Saturday, February 10th 2001, at 4:04am
| Name | Sam Hall |
| Referred by | Just surfed in |
| Comments | I'm not exactly aplogizing for anything...just wanted to say that I think this site is rockin'...woo hooooo. USA USA |
Guest signed in on Saturday, February 3rd 2001, at 6:18am
| Name | Bruce |
| Referred by | Friend |
| Location | Akron, Ohio USA |
| Comments | My dear friend Gordon (see page 1 of guestbook: RE: "car cancer") referred me to your 'Things...argued....' section; I've laughed hysterically aloud several times already, and have bookmarked your sight for future referrence. If it hadn't already been 4am when I began reading, I'd've already finished. It's so refreshing to find something on the Web so well-written as to make me self-conscious of my own writing.
A few qualifying points on the whole Women's Hairy Armpits Issue: 1.) As you've insinuated in the survey, it really depends upon the individual woman. 2.) I've dated a woman with Hairy 'Pits, and I must say it was a total turn-on, save a few minor details: She was very 'natural' in many other ways, which means that she never used any sort of perfume to mask her bodily scent, which is fine if you haven't ridden a bicycle for forty miles, which she often did (thankfully, though, she bathed frequently). A vegetarian, she unfortunately ate so much Kumin (SP?) and lentils that her bodily aroma would occassionally suggest that she might be harboring two tiny Indian restaurants under her arms, complete with a full complement of swarthy wait-staff. She also tended to never groom that 'other' area, so cunnilingus caused me to flash back to the jungles of VietNam, although I was never in the armed service and was 13 years old when the war ended. When my mind wandered I found myself fantasizing about machetes. To another friend's delight, I once referred to her bush as 'Slappy White's Fright-Wig.' (for those unfamiliar with the referrence, Slappy White is/was a black comedian who reached his peak of popularity in the 70's, had a huge grey Afro and mutton-chop sideburns most of the time, and who now may or may not be deceased). Lastly, she had so much hair on her well-toned legs (bicycling, remember?) that, after sex, I had to try really hard not to think about my brother's calves. 3.) One's beloved probably shouldn't have hairier armpits than onesself (SP?). 4.) Personally, I find that hairy armpits in conjunction with EVERYTHING else having been shaved (save the eyebrows and pate, although, again, under the right circumstances there'd really be nothing wrong with it) to be the ultimate turn-on, and, sadly, an as-yet-unrealized fantasy of mine. Thanks again for bringing a few brief bursts of laughter into an otherwise dour, cynical, mirth-challenged, and rather unremarkable existence, and remember: "That which does not kill us makes us strong enough to kill someone else." ---Bruce Ricker, 03February2001, 6:06am. |
Guest signed in on Friday, February 2nd 2001, at 11:32pm
| Name | The Rockin' Donkey |
| My page | The Rockin' Donkey |
| My URL | http://rockindonkey.com |
| Referred by | Just surfed in |
| Location | SoDak USA |
| Comments | Blah blah blah blah blah....
Uhm.. You make me laugh. Thanks! |
Guest signed in on Thursday, February 1st 2001, at 11:10pm
| Name | Gordon |
| Referred by | Friend |
| Location | Kent Ohio USA |
| Comments | I apologize for wetting. Could you please send tissue? I can't stop reading. Arguments funny.
While riding in the car, does Margret ask you, "Do you hear that?" with an air of profound foreboding? Car cancer makes a lot of noise. Thank God I don't hear it. |
Guest signed in on Thursday, February 1st 2001, at 6:33pm
| Name | Paul |
| My page | Uhm, er, Casa Del Pablo, I think |
| My URL | http://go.to/paulcarney |
| Referred by | Friend |
| Location | Louisiana, USA |
| Comments | I apologize for having once asked:
"So, sweetie, are you basically saying that it IS all my fault?". The stupid part, of course, was using the term of endearing address "sweetie", right? Now, everyone apologize who has ever said "I could care less." when that's not really what they mean. |
Guest signed in on Thursday, February 1st 2001, at 5:33pm
| Name | Adam Wade |
| My page | Bloody server's down, you can't see it. |
| Referred by | Friend |
| Location | A barren, desolate, jobless part of NY. |
| Comments | Love the page. Reminds me far, far too much of my own life and past wives and so on. I guess I should be sorry for that, shouldn't I? I can't quite bring myself to be today. I'm sorry for all the bloody poor choices of women I've made over the years. Ta, the lot of you! Um, I should be able to thinnk of sometihng else to be sorry for, my girlfriend says it all the time. I guess I'll simply have to apologize for my poor memory, then. Keep up the good work and all that rot. |
Guest signed in on Thursday, February 1st 2001, at 3:48pm
| Name | Jess Woods |
| My page | Enter at your own risk |
| My URL | http://www.geocities.com/dioce |
| Referred by | Just surfed in |
| Location | Philadelphia PA USA |
| Comments | Wow... just.. wow.... |
Guest signed in on Thursday, February 1st 2001, at 11:11am
| Name | Uggy |
| Referred by | Just surfed in |
| Location | Canada |
| Comments | I think the creator of this site should apologize to the world in general for heaping more crap on the rapidly-expanding pile of crap that the Internet in general has permitted to happen all in the diguise of "oh its artsy" or some other line of bunk. Go eat spam. |
Guest signed in on Thursday, February 1st 2001, at 10:38am
| Name | Stacy |
| Referred by | Friend |
| Location | New Jersey, US |
| Comments | You should be a professional Comedian. You are the funniest Brit I have seen since Eddie Izzard. Margret sounds like me, you sound like my husband. I think we relate most to the dishes in the sink fight, ( a favorite household bitchfest of ours) and the turning down the heat one. kEep up the good work I will forward this page to everyone I know, I was in tears laughing.
Write more! |
Guest signed in on Thursday, February 1st 2001, at 7am
| Name | Adders |
| Referred by | Search engine |
| Location | Herts, UK |
| Comments | You have a fine mullet! I kneel to your courage in continuing to wear one.
(you should know I have called the fashion police) |
Guest signed in on Thursday, February 1st 2001, at 5:17am
| Name | Stu |
| My page | It's just funny. please go. I need hits |
| My URL | http://drink.to/Stu |
| Referred by | Friend |
| Location | London, england |
| Comments | Bloody funny. |
Guest signed in on Wednesday, January 31st 2001, at 3:54pm
| Name | Martin Woodhouse |
| My page | Surely you jest |
| Referred by | Web ring |
| Location | The Motley Fool |
| Comments | As far as I recall, you seem to have got it about right. |
Guest signed in on Wednesday, January 31st 2001, at 1:48pm
| Name | nix |
| My page | The Sisters of the Disorder |
| My URL | http://www.geocities.com/nrboyd/SistersoftheDisorder.html |
| Referred by | Friend |
| Location | western Oz |
| Comments | I have not laughed so hard in years!
my freind who lives on the other side of Oz from me where talking on our mobiles and reading your page out to each other I've sent it to everyone I know!!! it's absolutely brilliant...... your a good writer do you like Douglas Adams at all????? I wanna get a printer so i can print it off and send it to all my friends who don't have puters very funny mate! luvs nix |
Guest signed in on Monday, January 29th 2001, at 3:30pm
| Name | susan george |
| Referred by | Search engine |
| Location | shrewsbury |
| Comments | oh my god. this is the most brilliant, original,funny yet thought provoking site i've ever seen.
someone should take it up and perhaps make a book out of it or something |
Guest signed in on Friday, January 26th 2001, at 11:37am
| Name | adam b |
| Referred by | Friend |
| Location | Watford - England |
| Comments | Just read all the TMGAIHAA tales. VERY funny. The lads in the office are wondering why I have been laughing my socks off. Your arguments are so close to my experience. The lads here just don't realise that they are all young and single and have all this to come..it makes it all the more hilarious :-)
Great stuff Adam. |
Guest signed in on Thursday, January 25th 2001, at 8:36pm
| This guest sought a private audience with Mil, possibly to offer him the sex. |
Guest signed in on Tuesday, January 23rd 2001, at 7:30pm
| Name | Ad |
| Referred by | Search engine |
| Comments | The best web site I've ever seen. Apart from a few others obviously. |
Guest signed in on Friday, January 19th 2001, at 12am
| Name | Star Straf |
| My page | Star's Stuff |
| My URL | http://www.prairienet.org/~star |
| Referred by | Friend |
| Location | Kansas, USA |
| Comments | Thank you, I now realize that my girlfriend is not as High Maintance as I though she was before I read your TMGAIHAA page. You have now made my home life easier and I will think "At least she isn't like Margret" when before I just thought "why me". |
| 2000 |
Guest signed in on Thursday, December 28th 2000, at 2:37pm
| Name | (None) |
| Referred by | Friend |
| Comments | Brilliant. Reminds me why I broke up with the woman who was the dark cloud inside every silver lining. |
Guest signed in on Monday, December 25th 2000, at 5:57pm
| Name | gwen |
| Referred by | Just surfed in |
| Comments | Hi um this place is pretty kewl!
;) |
Guest signed in on Tuesday, December 12th 2000, at 3:12pm
| Name | Seb |
| Referred by | Just surfed in |
| Comments | Wow - hilarous site. The arguements page is pure comedy. Good Stuff :) |
Guest signed in on Thursday, November 23rd 2000, at 7:29am
| Name | Rena |
| Referred by | Just surfed in |
| Location | Dubai, United Arab Emirates |
| Comments | I'm really really sorry that i didnt come across your page earlier. Damn, you made me fall off my chair laughing and yeah, I was actually doing this on my employers time!!! |
Guest signed in on Thursday, November 16th 2000, at 7:40pm
| Name | Adam |
| My page | my webcam |
| My URL | http://www.ttown.k12.il.us/~sid/webcam |
| Referred by | Just surfed in |
| Location | University of Illinois, Champaign-Urbana, IL USA |
| Comments | I guess this is where I tell you how funny the arguments page is, and I would, if it wasn't too unoriginal. |
Guest signed in on Tuesday, November 14th 2000, at 1:07pm
| Name | Jolyon |
| Referred by | Just surfed in |
| Location | Manchester, England |
| Comments | For the first time in ages I feel glad to be single, keep up the good work ! |
Guest signed in on Monday, November 13th 2000, at 7:21pm
| Name | Tiffany |
| Referred by | Just surfed in |
| Location | NC |
| Comments | You really should be a writer. In all honestly, you're very talented. |
Guest signed in on Sunday, November 12th 2000, at 5:08pm
| Name | Duffy |
| Referred by | Just surfed in |
| Location | Chicago |
| Comments | Genius! Laughed myself silly over the girlfriend-
argument thing. |
Guest signed in on Monday, October 30th 2000, at 1:15pm
| Name | Serge Racamy |
| Referred by | Just surfed in |
| Location | Utrecht the Netherlands |
| Comments | Hahahahahahahaha
Very relieving! Hahahahahahahahahahah! |
Guest signed in on Thursday, October 19th 2000, at 10:32am
| Name | Leanne & Damion |
| My page | Angel of Apparitions Haven |
| My URL | http://www.geocities.com/angel_of_apparition |
| Referred by | Yahoo! |
| Location | Australia |
| Comments | This site is awesome, you have done an extremely good job,
we love the "Things my girlfriend and i have argued about", you make us seem completely normal *L* Keep up the good work, we will check back often. |
Guest signed in on Wednesday, October 11th 2000, at 1:55am
| Name | David Gentle |
| My page | Blogdex |
| My URL | http://www.webtribe.net/d/davidgentle/info.html |
| Referred by | Friend |
| Location | hampshire |
| Comments | Yes. I haven't seen much of your site yet. Do you think you could try harder to be offensive? I'd really like to be offended at some point, okay? |
Guest signed in on Sunday, October 1st 2000, at 2:59pm
| Name | Atomic |
| My page | Atomic Tonic |
| My URL | http://www.atomictonic.com |
| Referred by | Friend |
| Comments | You made me cry at work. Really. You did. I was trying to avoid laughing out loud and I just started crying instead. It's quite possible I'm now in love with you AND your girlfriend. |
Guest signed in on Monday, September 25th 2000, at 2:13pm
| Name | Paul S. Mayo |
| My URL | http://www.themestream.com/authors/46778.html |
| Referred by | Just surfed in |
| Location | australia |
| Comments | You two are soulmates! you both must have done something bad in a pastlife to end up together. I think you two are hilarious. I don't know what else to say. Bye :) |
Guest signed in on Friday, September 22nd 2000, at 2:20pm
| Name | Sonda |
| My page | Sonda's world |
| Referred by | Viewing another Guestbook |
| Location | Richmond, Virginia, U.S.A. |
| Comments | I don't believe it! I never realized how unfair I was being to my husband. You described our relationship to the letter. Score one point for the men!! |
Guest signed in on Monday, September 18th 2000, at 2:16pm
| Name | James |
| Referred by | Friend |
| Location | Townsend, MA USA |
| Comments | I'd like to apologize for answering honestly, "Those pants make you look fat". Repeating "You look fine" for eight years just seemed so pointless. And you did. |
Guest signed in on Saturday, September 16th 2000, at 8:17pm
| Name | Gary Nolan |
| Referred by | Just surfed in |
| Location | Richmond, Virgina USA |
| Comments | Thanks for trying to take the blame on that Mt. St. Helens thing. However,my wife has long ago found conclusive evidence that I acted alone. Another big thanks for letting me know I am not alone. |
Guest signed in on Wednesday, September 13th 2000, at 3:12pm
| Name | Darla |
| My page | Darla's Place |
| My URL | http://www.roads.to/darlasplace |
| Referred by | Friend |
| Location | Missouri |
| Comments | It's amazing what we argue about ,while in a relationship eh?..Sounds like you 2 never have a dull moment!! Best of luck! |
Guest signed in on Tuesday, September 12th 2000, at 6:59pm
| Name | Clayton Tidwell |
| Referred by | Just surfed in |
| Location | Dallas, TX |
| Comments | Mil, your page on the things that you and your girlfriend have argued about had me peeing in my pants. I had a similar girlfriend, also a redhead, but unlike you, after 3 years I got out. Not to save my life, although that is probably what it did do since both Oklahoma, where I lived with her, and Texas where I live now have the death penalty, but to save my sanity. You see, I'm not really into straight jackets. If the two of you ever come to Dallas, Texas, look me up, would love to have you hang out with me and my friends. The experience would be wonderful. Cheers! |
Guest signed in on Thursday, August 31st 2000, at 8:52pm
| Name | Casamolas |
| My page | Cassy's Corner |
| My URL | http://homepages.go.com/~cassy24/cassy24.html |
| Referred by | Just surfed in |
| Location | Leavenworth, KS |
| Comments | i like it alot! makes me laugh about what you and your girlfriend argue about!! Thanks for the entertainment! |
Guest signed in on Wednesday, August 23rd 2000, at 11:43am
| Name | Marc Wolfe |
| My page | Hopelessly out-of-date |
| My URL | http://members.aol.com/mraod/ |
| Referred by | Just surfed in |
| Location | It's where I'm going that has me worried |
| Comments | Hullo, just dropped by to let you know I've solved the toilet seat problem.
I leave it down 100% of the time. Of course when aim fails me (52%) I pee all over the seat. The up/down argument is a non-starter now. |
Guest signed in on Sunday, August 6th 2000, at 7:11am
| Name | Bobb0 |
| Referred by | Friend |
| Location | Venice CA USA |
| Comments | Re: Margret. You're madly in love with her, aren't you??? |
Guest signed in on Saturday, August 5th 2000, at 8:18pm
| Name | Michael Cant |
| My page | N/A |
| My URL | http:// N/A |
| Referred by | Friend |
| Location | Isle of Wight, England |
| Comments | Good fun. |
Guest signed in on Tuesday, August 1st 2000, at 10:39pm
| Name | Bod |
| Referred by | Just surfed in |
| Location | A little town you've probably never heard of... somewhere in England |
| Comments | Arguing with girlfriends...Does this sound familiar?
Bloke: "What's up love?" Bird: "If you don't know, there's no point in me telling you." Oh and while I'm at it, what's all this crap about going to the toilet in groups? |
Guest signed in on Thursday, July 27th 2000, at 9:10pm
| Name | Siri |
| My page | Ingenmannsland |
| My URL | http://home.online.no/heslien/ |
| Referred by | Just surfed in |
| Location | Norway (.......) |
| Comments | I'll never get married. |
Guest signed in on Tuesday, July 25th 2000, at 2:02am
| Name | magill |
| Referred by | AOL |
| Location | Liverpool. |
| Comments | That Kirstie girl(above,record 82)should apologise for describing herslf as"half-Luxembourgish"
What the F***'s that supposed to mean? |
Guest signed in on Friday, July 21st 2000, at 11:48pm
| Name | Shylo |
| My page | Randomnities, a mailing list for the random |
| My URL | http://www.randomnities.com |
| Referred by | Just surfed in |
| Location | Los Angeles. |
| Comments | we're featuring your "things my g/f and i have argued about" page in our mailing list. we talk about that a bit, and then i talk about how i'm drinking milk after having just lost my job. it's a real hoot. you'd appreciate it. you should join. |
Guest signed in on Monday, July 17th 2000, at 2:54pm
| Name | Steven |
| Referred by | Friend |
| Comments | Kathleen, in the spirit of this page, I wholeheartedly apologize (wot a wimp - though here comes the justification which thus devalues the above) the thing is ..... I was thinking about the Americans round here who are for the vast majority military and can't count to ten in German. I accept there are some very clever yanks as well. Go on now tell me you're military as well. |
Guest signed in on Saturday, July 15th 2000, at 11:16pm
| Name | Illona |
| My page | Vampires |
| My URL | http://www.crosswinds.net/~illonasplace/home.html |
| Referred by | Friend |
| Location | England, UK |
| Comments | Mil. I just want to say for the record that I love you and utterly sympathise. Will you marry me ? I don't think I ever laughed so much in my life. I'm in love. Yeah yeah okay another psycho. Hey! we all are! us women never evolved beyond getting dragged into caves by the hair. But I love you anyway. ills. xxxx |
Guest signed in on Wednesday, July 12th 2000, at 7:13pm
| Name | Julian |
| Referred by | Friend |
| Location | England |
| Comments | First off, lets correct the toilet seat mathematics a few messages down (obviously done by a woman spoiling for an argument). Women have the toilet seat down 100% of the time, correct. However, men do not have the toilet seat down 50% of the time, as they do not need to defecate as often as they urinate (I'm not 100% sure on female defecation to urination ratios, so I won't tempt fate here). The average male defecates once per day, while urination depends upon many factors, such as the intake of liquids, diuretics and other substances (such as ones that decrease the re-uptake of water in the kidneys (I think these are different from diuretics, but I can't remember the name for them)), heat, exercise etc... So at a conservative estimate, males might urinate 9 (I was going to say 8, but 9 makes the maths easier) times a day, thus 10% of the time, males use a "down" toilet seat. This makes the total male-female average 55%.
At least that's been cleared up. Back to the topic in hand: My motto is "never apologise, never explain" (ok, it was someone else's motto, but I can't remember whose, and it's mine now). Thanks for detailing the arguments, I now feel less alone. My wife could use all the implements in the kitchen to make a pot noodle, so I don't feel so put upon having to do all the washing up now. I too seem to be responsible for all computer problems (ok, I am a programmer, but for medical systems, and she is in IT anyway. Here's a good example from yesterday: She: The PC won't start, it says please insert system disk Me: Well turn it off and on again She: It still won't start Me: Well turn it off and on again. She: I just did Me: What, since the first time She: No... It still won't start Me: Well, keep turning it on and off again until it does. You would think by this point she would realise that I don't have a clue what's wrong with it, and I'm too busy playing Nintendo to really care. (As a footnote, when she walked out of the room in despair, I hit Ctrl+Alt+Del and it was working perfectly when she came back in)) Anyhoo, I was wondering if you were interested in a timeshare arrangement where we swap wives for 2 weeks of the year. We may benefit from the variety of arguments, after all, a change is as good as a rest. Aargh she's back! |
Guest signed in on Thursday, July 6th 2000, at 11:21pm
| Name | Stephen Popkin |
| Referred by | Friend |
| Location | Notts UK |
| Comments | Hiya,
Great bit on what you and your g/f argue about, personally i would have buried her under the patio by now. |
Guest signed in on Thursday, July 6th 2000, at 9:21pm
| Name | Kathleen |
| Referred by | Newsgroups |
| Location | Atlanta |
| Comments | I thought this site was funny until I read Steven's America bashing (below) and I think he should apologize for that!!! I am an American living in Germany (since just a week ago) and I speak fluent German, thank you. Frequently, I am mistaken for a German, and then quite pleased to announce that I am one of many super-Americans. Ha. I'll be waiting to read your apology. |
Guest signed in on Wednesday, July 5th 2000, at 3:14pm
| Name | Steven |
| Referred by | Friend |
| Comments | You're a seriously disturbed person who should be given a position of authority. Living in Germany and having had a number of German girlfriends I'm surprised you haven't listed the ultimate argument (the einkaufen one was close but no cigar). Basically it goes "Why are all of you (Irish and English get lumped together, Americans deserve it) so lazy at speaking German? (cue look of piteous disapproval). To which I reply I do speak German but I never learnt it at school, for the thirty-two years most Germans attend secondary education and strangely enough they didn't have 90% of pop songs, movies, adverts, etc in German when I was growing up in Ireland. Finally, if you want us to speak German why do you keep constantly speaking to us in English. I then have to leave the flat and invade Poland to calm down.
S. |
Guest signed in on Monday, June 19th 2000, at 3:11pm
| Name | Dave |
| Referred by | Friend |
| Location | Hattiesburg, MS, USA |
| Comments | ...whew... (giggle) I just finished reading your "Things my girlfriend and I have argued about" page (chuckle). Mil ol' chap, you have really made my day! I'm still composing a list of all the friends (guys of course) I'm gonna send this url to. Thanks for all the laughs. |
Guest signed in on Sunday, June 11th 2000, at 9:22pm
| Name | Kirstie |
| Referred by | Just surfed in |
| Location | Cambridge (but hey I'm half luxembourgish) |
| Comments | hey great site :) I found the bit about u and your gf very funny, you'll note my wonderful ex posted before hand... don't worry st helens wasn't your fault....it was obviously ed's fault ;) |
Guest signed in on Sunday, June 11th 2000, at 7:36pm
| Name | Ed |
| My page | er33t - not for the dumb. |
| My URL | http://er33t.co.uk |
| Referred by | Friend |
| Location | Cambridge |
| Comments | Haha I hate to say it but your bird sounds EXACTLY the same as my ex-bird, and she was half Luxombergish (I don't care how it's spelt, it's a stupid name for a country [fight no.302])
Good luck in surviving! |
Guest signed in on Thursday, June 1st 2000, at 12:02am
| Name | red sovine |
| Referred by | Just surfed in |
| Location | Los Angeles |
| Comments | your girlfriend is correct in leaving the toilet seat down and here is why. Men need the seat lifted 50% of the time (unless you have some magical powers to hover above the rim) and women need the seat down 100% of the (unless they are angry feminists who insist on standing to prove their equality to men). Either way that leaves us with a 75% total of seat down time in a household of two. I dare you to challenge this because you would be wrong. Thanks, your very witty by the way. |
Guest signed in on Thursday, May 25th 2000, at 9:05pm
| Name | David Sarkissian |
| Referred by | Friend |
| Location | London, originally, LA now |
| Comments | Reading your comments reminds me of all the things my ex and used to fight about. But it sounds like you were able to marry this one and even have children. You must like each other - dont stop fighting though, its the spice of life. |
Guest signed in on Tuesday, May 2nd 2000, at 3:30am
| Name | lucy |
| Referred by | Just surfed in |
| Location | edinburgh |
| Comments | thankyou for your synopsis of your relationship. very funny. one question though, why the mullet? try visiting http://www.mulletsgalore.com. you may find it insightful,as has your page to myself. |
Guest signed in on Saturday, April 29th 2000, at 2:07pm
| Name | Mosh Mann |
| Referred by | Friend |
| Location | Manchester |
| Comments | Hi Ecchi mentor,
Thanx again for the hillarious insight in your life. My relationships almost seem normal (Almost). The worst thing I've argued with a girlfriend about is that she thought I was the reincarnation of hitler because we had the same date of birth. |
Guest signed in on Saturday, April 29th 2000, at 1:15am
| Name | Leyla Jones |
| Referred by | Just surfed in |
| Location | Las Vegas Nevada |
| Comments | Most amusing! I found a link to the things that you and your girlfriend argue about on a technical website of all places. Very funny! I can relate completely because my husband and I are the same way. Take care! |
Guest signed in on Monday, April 24th 2000, at 3:38pm
| Name | CC |
| Referred by | Friend |
| Location | Austin, Texas |
| Comments | Very amusing. You've made my Monday a little more bearable. |
Guest signed in on Monday, April 17th 2000, at 7:29am
| Name | Kate |
| Referred by | Newsgroups |
| Location | USA. I move like every two years so all over the USA. |
| Comments | I am now in love with you because you made me laugh so hard I almost threw up.
That doesn't sound as flamingly romantic as some other messages might, does it? Okay, let's try this: thanks for the wonderful writing. |
Guest signed in on Sunday, April 16th 2000, at 6:52am
| Name | Nan |
| Referred by | Just surfed in |
| Location | Houston Texas USA |
| Comments | Found this site on "Worst of the Web". Facinating, hypnotic, kept reading even though I knew I should stop. Much like slowing down to look at a really bad freeway accident. |
Guest signed in on Friday, April 14th 2000, at 5:47am
| Name | byte_gal |
| Referred by | Just surfed in |
| Comments | You, my man, are remarkably funny. I'm mainly writing to say *thanx* for making my night a little better! Cheers! |
Guest signed in on Monday, April 10th 2000, at 5:22pm
| Name | Sergei |
| My page | My homepage is invisible |
| Referred by | Just surfed in |
| Location | midwest in the US |
| Comments | So, after reading all of the arguments, why am I irresistably drawn to her? hmmmm..... |
Guest signed in on Tuesday, April 4th 2000, at 9:08pm
| Name | Brittney |
| My page | www.angelfire.com/ok3/shrine2shawn |
| My URL | http://www.angelfire.com/ok3/shrine2shawn |
| Referred by | Friend |
| Location | Tecumseh, Oklahoma |
| Comments | Hey! This site is cool, and the arguements are hilarious, sorta like me and my boyfriend, it's terrible, but anyways, the website is great!!! |
Guest signed in on Monday, April 3rd 2000, at 5:52pm
| Name | Bill Hunt |
| Referred by | Just surfed in |
| Location | Michigan |
| Comments | I laughed till I stopped. |
Guest signed in on Tuesday, March 21st 2000, at 7:52am
| Name | Coure |
| My page | HellSpawn |
| My URL | http://www.worldonline.dk/~coure |
| Referred by | Just surfed in |
| Location | Denmark |
| Comments | Got up this morning thinking somewhere along the line of: "Damn I'm so lucky being able to lay next to this hairy piece of wife"..dropped the kids of at the daycare center, and wheeled of to work (in the car that my wife calls "spawn from hell". Mainly because it does'nt run on Diesel, go 50 miles/gallon, requires no care, and bumps to much).
But finally at work i surf by this site, and I realize...I'm not the only one who thinks women are, how should I put it...."a bit off in the ways of the world" Thanx mate, you have prolonged my life...just a bit anyway! Coure |
Guest signed in on Friday, March 10th 2000, at 7:36pm
| Name | Lucy624 |
| Referred by | Just surfed in |
| Location | U.S. |
| Comments | I reached your site through Cruel Site of the Day - www.cruel.com.
I'm sucker for a nice turn of phrase and you've got it in spades. I think I'm in love. |
Guest signed in on Friday, March 3rd 2000, at 3:10am
| Name | Blue |
| My page | Mithril's Keep |
| My URL | http://members.xoom.com/m1thr1l/ |
| Referred by | Friend |
| Location | Fort Worth, Texas, USA |
| Comments | I laughed till I cried... MY GOD, why are you shacked up with that maniac???? |
Guest signed in on Friday, March 3rd 2000, at 12:59am
| Name | Doug |
| My page | The Perfectly Non-Existant Homepage |
| My URL | http://idonthaveafuckingwebsite.fu |
| Referred by | Just surfed in |
| Location | Portland, OR |
| Comments | I found your site on cruel.com, and may I say, sir, you fucking ROCK!!!! (that's how we Yanks say something like, oh, jolly good show, or whatever)
Good luck with the hun. toodles |
Guest signed in on Tuesday, February 29th 2000, at 11:47pm
| Name | Andre Lucero |
| My page | Ain't nothin' goin on |
| Referred by | Friend |
| Location | San Francisco |
| Comments | You have captured, but not deciphered the mysteries of logic from the fairer side of our species. I approach you with sympathy and solidarity. Be strong, my brother...be strong. |
Guest signed in on Sunday, February 27th 2000, at 3:57pm
| Name | nutty girl |
| Referred by | Just surfed in |
| Location | england wolverhampton |
| Comments | Mil you will never have to argue again.
leave your german girlfriend and come to me. I love you, I want you, I need you. You need me, I know you do. I too live in wolverhampton we should get together one day or night........ xxxxxxxxx |
Guest signed in on Tuesday, February 22nd 2000, at 8:45pm
| Name | Sheriff |
| Referred by | Just surfed in |
| Location | Clacton-on-Sea |
| Comments | You are one sad f@*#?r, with too much time on his hands. No wonder your woman moans at you, you're on the computor all day and probably all night, when you should be looking after business, if you know what I mean, I am sure she does. She has probably already found some other bloke to sort her out. I'd be very concerned and paranoid if I were you.
Have a nice life anorak |
Guest signed in on Wednesday, February 16th 2000, at 8:09am
| Name | Meg van Huygen |
| My page | the page whose domain has been registered for a year and yet has no content |
| My URL | http://www.hydrozoa.nu |
| Referred by | Just surfed in |
| Location | Seattle, US |
| Comments | Actually, I got here from cruel.com; Cruel Site of February 3rd, 2000.
If I behaved toward my boyfriend the way your girlfriend behaves toward you, I would expect him to beat me. That way, we'd be even. |
Guest signed in on Tuesday, February 15th 2000, at 9:58pm
| This guest sought a private audience with Mil, possibly to offer him the sex. |
Guest signed in on Sunday, February 13th 2000, at 9:07pm
| Name | Animal |
| My page | JEX, the band from Texas, USA |
| My URL | http://geocities.com/jex-music |
| Referred by | Friend |
| Location | Fort Worth, Texas, USA |
| Comments | "Things my girlfriend and I have argued about" is the funniest thing I have ever read, at least in the last year or two... great stuff... |
Guest signed in on Saturday, February 12th 2000, at 11:17am
| Name | Rob |
| My page | Rob Pornstar's Orgasmik Website 2: The Revenge |
| My URL | http://www.angelfire.com/or2/gasmik |
| Referred by | Friend |
| Location | Cheshire/Manchester type way, but I live in London. |
| Comments | You, my friend, are remarkably funny. |
Guest signed in on Thursday, February 10th 2000, at 11:52am
| Name | Judith A. Abbott |
| My page | Mine |
| My URL | http://www.????? |
| Referred by | Friend |
| Location | New Hampshire--the colonies |
| Comments | Actually my friend sent me an unintelligible (except for the URL) excerpt and I thought it amusing enough to go to the source. Where is Wolverhampton? |
Guest signed in on Tuesday, February 8th 2000, at 10:52pm
| Name | danielle |
| My page | ~*~Winterfaerie's Realm~*~ |
| My URL | http://homepages.go.com/~winterfaerie |
| Referred by | Just surfed in |
| Location | oennsylvania, usa |
| Comments | You have quite an amusing page here - especially like the agruments with your significant other page. |
Guest signed in on Tuesday, February 8th 2000, at 12:27am
| Name | Jeff |
| Referred by | Just surfed in |
| Location | California |
| Comments | There's not much I can add except this: while dating a German lass might be bad, the fights that spring out of dating a Japanese girl are even more extreme. Imagine:
Me: The light turned green, hit the gas. Her: Blue. The light is blue. Me: You've got to be kidding. That is green. Like the leaves on that tree. Her: Traffic Lights are BLUE, or you're walking..... etc.etc. Or there was the time I drew a picture and colored the sun yellow, when "everyone knows the sun is red". Whatever..... Oh, and not only did I not see my mom naked enough, the real problem is that I should have *bathed* with them the last time they came to visit. I feel your pain, man. Jeff |
Guest signed in on Tuesday, February 8th 2000, at 12:12am
| Name | Michael Savage |
| Referred by | Just surfed in |
| Location | Boston MASS MoFo! |
| Comments | I share your pain, but thankfully not your girlfriend. |
Guest signed in on Monday, February 7th 2000, at 7:48pm
| Name | Sharon |
| Referred by | Friend |
| Location | Tucson, Arizona, USA |
| Comments | True humor to lighten my lunch hour, what a riot! |
Guest signed in on Monday, February 7th 2000, at 12:49am
| Name | Germanophilic neurotic |
| My page | Shagadelics anonymous |
| My URL | http://www.thespywhoshaggedme.com |
| Referred by | Friend |
| Location | England (pronounced INGland) |
| Comments | Hey, it's not fair. You have a life. You are allowed time to TUNE YOUR GUITAR. It says so on your web site.
You are such a lucky bar-steward it's just not real. Hey, I'd do anything to argue with Margret, she's gorgeous and extremely shaggable, especially in the sauna in front of the strangers - damn it, who cares who's watching as long as it's not her father. In fact, let me offer you a swap. My girl thinks and acts at warp speed and thus it's impossible for me to ever do anything right because I'm already in trouble as I've 'not done it yet' before any other mortal (like me) is even aware of the need. She also has an IQ of at least 170 and is able to discount any possible explanation I could give before I've even uttered the first half of it, that is, if her complaint does not already list the various excuses I might try which won't wash with her. Hey, and I bet you argue in the day time too. Sure, we argue in the day time, but I tell you, when I'm completely drained after a gruelling and extended day at work, and my eyelids are sinking because I've got no energy left to do anything...that's when she's on top form. Forget any notion of sleep, it's time for some serious stress, because there's no way I can hold my own in that situation (hell, I'm only human). Really, Mil, you've got it made. PS - I'd like Margret to have a page where she puts her point of view on these arguments. Having only half the story is so much fun, but the rest would be killing :-) |
Guest signed in on Monday, February 7th 2000, at 11:07am
| Name | Sheik Yerbouti |
| My page | Sheik Yerbouti's Webpalace |
| My URL | http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Theater/2326/sheik1.html |
| Referred by | Just surfed in |
| Location | Maryburgh |
| Comments | I know how you feel about yer girlfriend, most of these arguments sound all to familiar. |
Guest signed in on Sunday, February 6th 2000, at 1:19pm
| Name | Tiffany |
| Referred by | Friend |
| Location | Pennsylvania, USA |
| Comments | After reading "Things my girlfriend and I have argued about" I had to grab a wad of toilet paper (which was, incidentally, taken from a roll where the flap hangs OVER the roll (as opposed to against the wall), which I'm sure has been an issue at one time or another in your peaceful household) to dot my tear-streamed face!! You have a remarkable gift of conveying irony and caustic wit. This is one of the funniest sights I've been to. I'd recommend a refillable prescription of Prozac for Margaret, but then the hilarity would end...and I'm too selfish to have that happen. |
Guest signed in on Sunday, February 6th 2000, at 7:20am
| Name | Lindsay Oishi |
| Referred by | Just surfed in |
| Location | Honolulu |
| Comments | Your girlfriend page made me feel so incredibly lucky to be with my boyfriend, who, even if he did have as many serious problems with me as you have with Margaret, would at least give me the human dignity of privacy. =) Kidding. But really, it sounds like you're not happy. although, when I think about things me and my boyfriend have argued about, it's nearly as amusing... although I wouldn't be so vituperative about it. |
Guest signed in on Saturday, February 5th 2000, at 11:34pm
| Name | Wendy |
| Referred by | Just surfed in |
| Location | Denver, Colorado |
| Comments | Thanks so much for "Things my girlfriend and I have argued about". I thought it was very funny and now I feel so much better about my own life! |
Guest signed in on Saturday, February 5th 2000, at 9:48pm
| Name | Fletch |
| Referred by | Friend |
| Location | The armpit of the universe |
| Comments | You've tapped into the male psyche with the arguments. More than once I've been on the losing end of battles that I couldn't figure out how they started in the first (beeping) place. |
Guest signed in on Friday, February 4th 2000, at 4:47pm
| Name | J-S Turgeon |
| My page | Shadow Montreal |
| My URL | http://pages.infinit.net/kaleden |
| Referred by | Friend |
| Location | Montreal |
| Comments | I enjoyed your page a great deal. Your sarcasm is beautiful thing... Hope things work out with the German girl more effectively than you holding a gun to her head and blowing her away to whatever Orwelian Hell she came from in the first place... Right, like that would work.
Take care. |
Guest signed in on Friday, February 4th 2000, at 1:52pm
| Name | Paul |
| My page | fanpool |
| My URL | http://thefanpool.com |
| Referred by | Friend |
| Location | Richmond, VA, USA |
| Comments | The arguement page is great. I think we all can add to such a page, with daily additions. Twas a great idea. |
Guest signed in on Friday, February 4th 2000, at 1:50pm
| Name | Kevin |
| My page | God Monsters Page |
| My URL | http://www.geocities.com/ResearchTriangle/Forum/7731/godmonstr.html |
| Referred by | Newsgroups |
| Location | Prescott, Arizona USA |
| Comments | Hello:
I see Margaret has many disagreements with other half, well, let me tell you that you look so fine, and IF you dump him, I'll always treat you like a princess! Nice web stuff here. |
Guest signed in on Friday, February 4th 2000, at 12:10am
| Name | Kurt |
| Referred by | Just surfed in |
| Comments | Liked the page about argueing with your girlfriend. My wife is German, so i can relate to a lot of the crap. By the way.. I found it funny that at this stage there are 41 guests on your page and already one of the females is moaning about her fat butt. |
Guest signed in on Friday, February 4th 2000, at 5:53am
| Name | camille |
| Referred by | Just surfed in |
| Location | new york city |
| Comments | I love your site--very funny. |
Guest signed in on Friday, February 4th 2000, at 4:28am
| Name | Dawn |
| My page | Dawn's page |
| My URL | http://www.geocities.com/drama_dawn |
| Referred by | Just surfed in |
| Location | Chicago, IL USA |
| Comments | Cool Site. Love the stuff. Thank the guys from cruel.com for me!
One comment: on your "Things my girlfriend and I have argued about" page, you mentioned something about saying to her that those pants make her look like she has a big butt. NEVER NEVER NEVER say that to a woman! Say that as you are breaking up with her and all of the breakables or potentially harmful nick-nacks have been removed from the room. Otherwise, good call on the house thing and the shaving thing! I'm just making sure you know this is from a woman. |
Guest signed in on Friday, February 4th 2000, at 2:35am
| Name | Rick |
| My page | Disseminated Enterprises |
| My URL | http://www.mad-seumas.net/disseminated |
| Referred by | Just surfed in |
| Location | California |
| Comments | Read the "Things my girlfriend and I have argued about" section. So... what's the big idea? |
Guest signed in on Friday, February 4th 2000, at 1:55am
| Name | Amber Lynn |
| My page | Thinkin' bout string.... |
| My URL | http://members.aol.com/carbon79/ |
| Referred by | Just surfed in |
| Location | Pennsylvania |
| Comments | Your wit and handsome face make you quite attractive to me. I'll cave, I had to say it. |
Guest signed in on Friday, February 4th 2000, at 12:55am
| Name | Jin the Wicked |
| My page | Something wicked this way comes... |
| My URL | http://www.jinthewicked.com |
| Referred by | Just surfed in |
| Location | a'merkin |
| Comments | Heh...sorry about your girlfriend. Try schizophrenics or manics instead. They're a little more interesting. I'm obsessive compulsive muh-self. Good luck -- sounds like you need it. |
Guest signed in on Thursday, February 3rd 2000, at 9:26pm
| Name | Tim |
| Referred by | Just surfed in |
| Location | USA |
| Comments | I just want you to know that I was eating a McRib sandwich from McDonalds when I began reading this page. To make a long story short, I spit most of it up in a fit of wild laughter. Thank you. |
Guest signed in on Thursday, February 3rd 2000, at 8:03pm
| Name | Jenny |
| My page | Life, Boys, And Other Random Bullshit |
| My URL | http://home.collegeclub.com/smartblonde |
| Referred by | Just surfed in |
| Location | Arkansas (U.S.) |
| Comments | Hey,
great page..funny as fuck.. Keep up the good work, sorry you argue with your girl-friend so much..but you two must really love eachother to stick it out! -Jenny |
Guest signed in on Thursday, February 3rd 2000, at 7:28pm
| Name | Kevin the Yank |
| Referred by | Just surfed in |
| Location | New York City |
| Comments | Oh, man. You are a tolerant man. Bet of luck in the future. Just remember, they're all like that. |
Guest signed in on Thursday, February 3rd 2000, at 6:22pm
| Name | The Phattening |
| My page | The Phattening |
| My URL | http://www.harrishall.org/bgage |
| Referred by | Just surfed in |
| Location | Atlanta, USA |
| Comments | This is the funniest site to be posted on cruel.com in an eternity! All my office mates surely think I'm some sort of an insane lunatic with all the guffawing emanating from my cubicle... |
Guest signed in on Thursday, February 3rd 2000, at 6:05pm
| Name | Timmy |
| My page | Happy Robot Central |
| My URL | http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Atrium/7993 |
| Referred by | Friend |
| Location | Let's say Denmark |
| Comments | Came in off of cruel.com
We larffed until we cried then we had some cakes and larffed some more and then watched boxing, larffed until we cried again, larffed some more, voted, cried again and then decided to come back and sign the guestbook. The other day I dreamt I got a temp job at the Trotskyite HQ in New York, they were the loveliest people and had the most beautiful offices in the most beautiful building. After lunch I caught a Stalinist who had sacked the offices and I was about to douse him in lighter fluid and set him alight when I awoke. What do you do when the KitKat comes in fours, you sick pervert? |
Guest signed in on Thursday, February 3rd 2000, at 5:45pm
| Name | Alan Weaver |
| Referred by | Just surfed in |
| Location | USA |
| Comments | Love the site. I generally think that personal pages are pretty stupid because most people don't have anything significant or funny to say. You've done a great job.
At first I thought "Why the hell does he stay with his girlfriend if they argue this much." I've now realized that its probably your sense of humor that keeps things going. |
Guest signed in on Thursday, February 3rd 2000, at 5:20pm
| Name | Colleen Preston |
| Referred by | Friend |
| Location | North Olmsted, Ohio, USA |
| Comments | The "Things my girlfriend and I have argued about" was hilarious!
Mil You married a high maintanance woman. Good Luck |
Guest signed in on Thursday, February 3rd 2000, at 4:24pm
| Name | spidahgawd |
| My page | Pentagon/File |
| My URL | http://www.kingdomcomeinstitute.com |
| Referred by | Just surfed in |
| Location | not England |
| Comments | 1) I can't believe you put all your arguments with your girlfriend on this web page. You're obviously a masochist.
2) I can't believe you told your girlfriend her ass looked fat in a pair of pants and were surprised when she went ballistic. You're clearly a masochist and a completely clueless about women to boot. 3) Considering that your goal seems to be maintaining and escalating your disputes with the little woman, might as well post a few of those naked photos on the site as well, eh what? 4) Allow me to apologize up front for the entirety of this message. In the spirit of the page and all that. |
Guest signed in on Thursday, February 3rd 2000, at 4:16pm
| Name | April |
| Referred by | Just surfed in |
| Location | Los Angeles |
| Comments | I am sympathetic to much of your rant against your Germanic housefrau, since my husband and I argue about things like how to use a dishtowel. But I have to say you're completely in the wrong about the KitKar bar. Anyone who would eat a KitKat without breaking in half first is patently insane. |
Guest signed in on Thursday, February 3rd 2000, at 3:40pm
| Name | Mr.Firley |
| My page | Punk With Mr.Firley |
| My URL | http://www.mrfirley.com |
| Referred by | Just surfed in |
| Location | A van down by the river |
| Comments | I have nothing interesting to say. |
Guest signed in on Wednesday, February 2nd 2000, at 6:42pm
| Name | Armand Geddyn |
| My page | The Ministry of Truth |
| My URL | http://www.minitru.org |
| Referred by | Just surfed in |
| Location | Pittsburgh, PA, USA |
| Comments | Found your page on a list of pages about people's girlfriends. Two questions: What do you like about your girlfriend (besides the fact that she's a Teutonic babe), and why the hell aren't you married? You have a kid, you own a house together... what's the big deal here? Or do you just like LIVING IN SIN, HEATHEN?
Great page. Thanks. BTW, I just subimitted you to cruel.com. |
Guest signed in on Thursday, January 6th 2000, at 6:59pm
| Name | HJ Bingo |
| My page | The City |
| My URL | http://thecity.eu.org/ |
| Referred by | Just surfed in |
| Location | University of Florida (USA) |
| Comments | I found this page on the "My Girlfriend" page, which collects together pages of "pathetic wankers" who have put up pages dedicated to their girlfriends. Your page was listed as, "I imagine this guy has broken up with his girlfriend by now..." or something like that. Hopefully, you haven't, and will soon have more arguments to post for our reading enjoyment.
The apology homepage is very funny, too, great sense of humor. You Brits really know how to make people laugh. American humor sucks; it consists of screeching obcenities at loud volumes and/or high pitch. Not funny. Keep up the good work. |
| 1999 |
Guest signed in on Tuesday, December 7th 1999, at 11:30pm
| Name | Scarab_X |
| Referred by | Just surfed in |
| Location | California |
| Comments | This is one of the funniest sites that I have ever randomly encountered... I laughed so hard that I snapped my stitches, quite literally... I've bookmarked it, so I guarantee I'll be back as soon as the wound heals again and I can clean all this blood off of my keyboard... Thanks, and I'm sorry to hear about your freaky fraulein. |
Guest signed in on Sunday, November 28th 1999, at 5:43pm
| Name | Rich |
| My page | Untitled piece of poo. |
| My URL | http://www.sarcasm.demon.co.uk |
| Referred by | Friend |
| Location | England |
| Comments | Ah, Reader Millington, you old dog. Nice page, especially the desperate defence of your girlfriend's underarm habits.
But Charlie can't be serious, can he? He's not that much of a stereotypical American twat, is he? No, I refuse to believe it, he's just hiding his wit and intelligence behind a veil of ignorance. Or something. |
Guest signed in on Tuesday, November 16th 1999, at 8:03pm
| Name | Charlie |
| Referred by | Just surfed in |
| Location | Pittsburgh |
| Comments | Like so many others I found this site through crud.com. Also, I think that your site is a load of bull shit.
For one, nobody would use a fifty pound note to light anything unless they were permanently rich. Also, someone a fucked up as you are trying to appear would never be able to produce a web page a well put together as yours. |
Guest signed in on Wednesday, September 15th 1999, at 8:46pm
| Name | Hobbs |
| My page | Hobbs's Electronic Conk |
| My URL | http://T, B and indeed, A |
| Referred by | Just surfed in |
| Location | Midsomer Norton |
| Comments | Ha! I 'Just surfed in', man. I'm crazy like that, me. Oh, and this site has changed insufficiently. I chastise thee mildly and exit 'wildly' (- with haste).
Thanks. |
Guest signed in on Tuesday, August 24th 1999, at 4:36am
| Name | Krusty |
| My page | Tangents |
| My URL | http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Limo/3216 |
| Referred by | Just surfed in |
| Location | Sydney, Australia |
| Comments | Ditto. I came from crud.com. You sure made me feel better about the arguments I have with my boyfriend on occasion - they haven't been nearly as psychotic as yours!! Excellent work. |
Guest signed in on Wednesday, August 11th 1999, at 3:59am
| Name | Dale |
| My page | none |
| Referred by | Just surfed in |
| Location | Australia |
| Comments | Well I actually found this page from CRUD.COM, You should not put up with crap from your bitch, Ive learnt that abuse can fix situations like this up. At first I was a cool quiet guy who just let people annoy me. Now look at me. |
Guest signed in on Friday, May 28th 1999, at 1:52pm
| Name | hobbsy |
| My page | the official webpage of the midsomer norton youth rebellion |
| My URL | http://www.bath.ac.uk/~adssh/hobbsy.htm |
| Referred by | Friend |
| Location | bath |
| Comments | it good. |
Guest signed in on Tuesday, April 20th 1999, at 12:44am
| Name | plip plop |
| Referred by | Just surfed in |
| Comments | Mil that guy who sends 5 emails a day you should put them all up on your web. His emails sound very intresting! |
Guest signed in on Thursday, April 8th 1999, at 5:35am
| This guest sought a private audience with Mil, possibly to offer him the sex. |
Guest signed in on Wednesday, April 7th 1999, at 6:13pm
| Name | Ikbok Svendokker |
| My page | How to build scale model farm animals from left over mash potato |
| My URL | http://not yet |
| Referred by | Friend |
| Location | Vancouver, Canada & Bradford, UK |
| Comments | I fink you've got beautiful legs! |
Guest signed in on Tuesday, April 6th 1999, at 8:08am
| Name | Al Burns |
| Referred by | Just surfed in |
| Location | Minneapolis, Minnesota USA |
| Comments | Thanks for the chuckles and the tears and the bruise from falling off my chair in hysterics. No, really. Thanks. |
Guest signed in on Thursday, April 1st 1999, at 8:31pm
| Name | Grebe |
| Referred by | Just surfed in |
| Location | Way Beyond.... |
| Comments | Well Mil, I had to sign it to prove I visit the apology page . I must say the person who signs as very angry needs a humour injection, at the very least! Also in the stats section organisations are viewing your page cia, fbi microsoft!!!!!
grebe |
Guest signed in on Friday, January 29th 1999, at 5:52am
| Name | Keith Farley |
| My page | Alive & Well |
| My URL | http://home.att.net/~kfarley239 |
| Referred by | Just surfed in |
| Location | I've Often Wondered....... |
| Comments | YES, there I've said it. Damn, You have bent me to your will once again.
While I must agree with the gentleman who claims YOU need help, I can't help but wonder where his mind has been and what sort of nastiness it has been up to. Guest Books are fun don't you think? I have one in the bathroom. |
Guest signed in on Wednesday, January 20th 1999, at 6:49pm
| Name | Tom |
| My page | The MonkeyHouse |
| My URL | http://freespace.virgin.net/t.welch/main.htm |
| Referred by | Friend |
| Location | Nottingham |
| Comments | Mil, it's a very funny page. Intentionally so, one hopes |
Guest signed in on Thursday, January 14th 1999, at 7:17pm
| Name | Harry Gaston |
| Referred by | Just surfed in |
| Location | Mississippi (USA) |
| Comments | Excellent site.
I'd like to add my own list of apologies, but as an American, my list would be long, gaudy, and attempt to overshadow everyone else on the page - which would force me to apologize all over again. |
Guest signed in on Thursday, January 14th 1999, at 5:43pm
| Name | Jeff Jorgensen |
| Referred by | Just surfed in |
| Location | Minneapolis, Minnesota, (just south of Canada) USA |
| Comments | Great site! The "arguments with girlfriend" page is particularly brilliant. I just bought a house with my girlfriend and I thought I had it rough, well after reading that page I feel a lot better. Thanks!
Jeff Jorgensen P.S. Are you guys still together? JJ |
Guest signed in on Monday, January 11th 1999, at 3:32pm
| Name | very angry |
| Referred by | Just surfed in |
| Comments | How dare you put down German women. I have never been so disgusted in my life. You need help. |
Guest signed in on Wednesday, January 6th 1999, at 9:49am
| Name | Lay-PingTan |
| Referred by | Just surfed in |
| Location | Malaysia originally, but I'm living in Portland, Oregon, USA right now. |
| Comments | All right, what was in the Rage page? I'm sure I'm not the only one dying to know. You bloody tease; you didn't even have the decency to remove it. You had to leave it so that we know there was once something so awful there that the university had to make you remove it. Uurrrrhhhh...
Otherwise, I really, really like your site. |
Guest signed in on Tuesday, January 5th 1999, at 10:23am
| Name | Pete |
| My page | Pete's dancing Baby Page |
| My URL | http://www.wlv.ac.uk/~in5692 |
| Referred by | Just surfed in |
| Location | My mum says I'm from Heaven |
| Comments | Stop reading this and do some bloody work. |
Guest signed in on Monday, January 4th 1999, at 4:24pm
| Name | Mil |
| Referred by | Just surfed in |
| Comments | yes ayaaz i agree i am a pathetic good for nothing paintballer. I only only hope that i can come close to emulating you one day.
I am also no good at quake and you are the learning centre quake god. |
Guest signed in on Monday, January 4th 1999, at 4:22pm
| Name | ayaaz tarajia |
| My page | die mil die |
| My URL | http://www.wibble32.freeserve.co.uk |
| Referred by | Just surfed in |
| Location | steinland |
| Comments | Well mil you are no good at paintball and you cant play quake to save your life and i know your deep dark seceret that you listen jim steinman |
| 1998 |
Guest signed in on Thursday, December 24th 1998, at 1:58pm
| Name | Roland Millington |
| My page | The Near Side of Sanity |
| My URL | http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Coffeehouse/4332 |
| Referred by | Friend |
| Location | Pekin, Illinois |
| Comments | My dear old man, it's been quite some time since we both found ourselves in front of the fire place at your palacial estate smoking pipes and having a brandy. We simply must get together and do this. What do you say? |
Guest signed in on Monday, December 21st 1998, at 8:43am
| Name | Ayaaz |
| My page | Jim and paintball |
| My URL | http://www.wlv.ac.uk/~a9679687 |
| Referred by | Just surfed in |
| Location | My own little world |
| Comments | Mil - you're fantastic! I've always known you were my master at paintball and Quake, but suddenly I realise that you tower over me at all things. I'm going to prostrate myself now - walk on me, WALK ON ME. |
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