Mil's Guestbook Archive (Guests 6,300 to 6,399)

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Guest 6,399 signed in on Tuesday, January 15th at 4:08pm

Name	Bronwen
My page	Working on it
Led here by	Magic
Location	Johannesburg, South Africa
Comments	Did I mention that I love my flashy-light-mist-fountain humidifier. I think I did not. And, Mil, thank you from the bottom of my stomach for giving me a great place to waste that last couple of weeks of my employment in corporate hell.

Guest 6,398 signed in on Saturday, January 12th at 11:38am

Name	Tarquin
Led here by	Barry
Location	Deepest East Sussex
Comments	In the words of Wee Jimmy Krankie - Fandabidozi.

Guest 6,397 signed in on Thursday, January 10th at 11:23am

Name	Davydd Grimm
My page	Hurrah for bedroom black metal!
My URL	http://www.myspace.com/blaencathra
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	Nottingham. How this happened, I am not sure.
Comments	My girlfriend recently commented on Jason Bonhams' performance at the Led Zeppelin reunion thusly: "Well, he's getting the job done..." I'm still fuming. Just thought I'd share that. Also, Sainsbury's Coconut Bites are really quite nice.

Guest 6,396 signed in on Tuesday, December 25th at 12:08pm

Name	Roelof Konijnenberg
My page	One of them myspace thingies
My URL	http://www.myspace.com/thekeytonothing
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Amsterdam
Comments	While I had already decided you were one of the funniest and most brilliant writers of this time, badgered most of my friends into reading your stuff, spammed a link to your site to everyone I know (and quite a few people I don't) and generally made an ass of myself preaching your divine coming, it was a small (in the largest possible sense of the word) thing that came to my attention while working my way to the bottom of your page that totally legitimized everything I have stated earlier in this sentence: You like Alyson Hannigan. P.S. Since I enjoyed your writings so much I'll see if I can send you a nude pic of her after I married her. Fair's fair after all.

Guest 6,395 signed in on Sunday, December 23rd at 1:02am

Name	John Sahr
My page	radar remote sensing laboratory
My URL	http://rrsl.ee.washington.edu
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	Seattle, WA, Canada
Comments	Some female harridan I encountered on CraigsList (it's a yankee thing) suggested that I might waste less of her time enumerating my splendiferousness if I instead dialed up your miserable website, into which I have drowned my most excellent PhD-head, chuckled loudly and frequently, and more or less decided to fall in love with Margret, even if you won't send me any pictures of her naked; also, I decided it would be okay to write a very long sentence. John D Sahr PS: hammer and landmine? Oh my.

Guest 6,394 signed in on Friday, December 21st at 1:55pm

Name	Bronwen
My page	Don't have one
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	Johannesburg, South Africa
Comments	I'm starting to get it. I used to think it was funny anyway, but: I snore. It's a sad fact of life. My boyfriend periodically elbows me to get me to turn over or get a drink of water from the bottle I expressly keep next to the bed for this purpose. I get cross with him every time, even though he's the one losing sleep with me sawing logs in his ear. So he bought me a humidifier for Christmas. It's cunningly disguised as a "mist fountain" with gently changing coloured lights, but it's a humidifier, nonetheless.

Guest 6,393 signed in on Monday, December 17th at 2:23am

Name	Jessica
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Ohio
Comments	Your book is one of the funniest and most well-written things I have ever read. I LOVE the way you put your thoughts together - very original. I'm looking forward to much more!

Guest 6,392 signed in on Friday, December 7th at 9:46am

Name	Shevaun
Led here by	Magic
Location	New Zealand
Comments	Mil, you are the funniest person I've never met. I will buy all your books. Twice.

Guest 6,391 signed in on Thursday, December 6th at 12:04pm

Name	Noop
Led here by	Barry
Location	Bangalore, India
Comments	It's always a little embarrassing to be caught giggling in front of your monitor at 3 pm on a Thursday afternoon but this time I at least have the satisfaction of knowing it was in a good cause. I hate you. You write like I wish I could. May you and Margret go to your graves fighting like fisherwomen.

Guest 6,390 signed in on Wednesday, December 5th at 7:25am

Name	Kyla Rey
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Comments	In the two hours it took for me to wend my way through this site, my Blue-Front Amazon parrot has now learned to say "Oh my god!" and imitate my laugh to perfection. I'm blaming you, of course. Expect a parrot in the mail.

Guest 6,389 signed in on Thursday, November 22nd at 6:35am

Name	Donna O'Neill
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	USA
Comments	Hilarious! Also, very well written, I laughed out loud repeatedly and thereby earned seriously odd looks from my husband. :)

Guest 6,388 signed in on Tuesday, November 13th at 10:33am

Name	kvinchuca
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Salta Argentina
Comments	I think I was once married to Margret some thirty years ago. She called herself Judi then and feigned an English upbringing. We had to get married in order to retain the tenancy of a small cottage owned by the Methodist chapel to which it was attached. Your writings have brought those years flooding back, floods of tears I might add. You have made my ribs ache and perforced me to steep my underkecks in industrial strength bleach as a result of a bout of incontinency due to uncontrolled laughter. I take my wig off to you sir, you are a maestro of comic wit and observation.

Guest 6,387 signed in on Friday, November 9th at 8:30am

Name	Jessica
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Colorado
Comments	Okay, so I was going to add this really dry sarcastic speech about how we Americans are a bunch of silly people and your website is amusing but-perhaps-you've-got-us-pegged-wrong-let-me-tell-you-how-great-we-are comment, and I was about to send it WITHOUT reading the FAQ's...and then you warned me to READ the FAQ's, and begrudgingly I did and found them all much more amusing than initially anticipated, and I realized that I need not provide you with another, "Aw, Americans are not so bad, buddy!" anecdote, as clearly, in the world of a man who holds no boundary unworthy of sarcastic (albeit amusing) commentary, a rousing speech about our amusing ideas and our not-so-accepting attitudes need not apply. In short, this was the funniest damn thing I have read in a long time...and yes, I DID read it at work. Most of it. I actually went home and read the rest. It has inspired me, even, to purchase one of your books. Maybe even two, who knows, the day is young. Shocking, I know. An American that can read. Hold your applause. No, really. Loud noises cause me to shoot wildly into unsuspecting crowds and shout about freedom and democracy. LOL

Guest 6,386 signed in on Wednesday, November 7th at 4:58am

Name	Marilyn
Led here by	Coincidence
Comments	and my husband thinks we argue too much. he is absurd. now I must force him to read this (not that we haven't had our arguments about why he will never read the things I recommend....).

Guest 6,385 signed in on Saturday, November 3rd at 12:06pm

Name	Kali
Led here by	Magic
Location	Alaska
Comments	It's so good to know I'm not the only one in a completely dysfunctional and yet happy relationship.

Guest 6,384 signed in on Friday, October 26th at 7:59am

Name	Jennifer
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	California
Comments	Normally I just log into my e.mail, check in with FARK for about 10 minutes, and relinquish the computer to my first born (Jonathan) so he can play computer games and become the first 5 year old addicted to youtube. He was rather irritated with me tonight, as I sat glued for over 90 minutes, bursting into laughter every few minutes or so. Thanks for the site, the books, and the...eh...enlightening peek into your charmingly dysfunctional relationship. I'll be adding my name to the mailing list. Consider me a fan from now on! PS My language teachers failed me miserably, as I have only just been alerted (via LAONDE) that it's "lie down" instead of "lay down." A habit I intend to break immediately. Thank you.

Guest 6,383 signed in on Tuesday, October 23rd at 9:53pm

Name	rick
Led here by	Magic
Comments	You have just taken nearly 2hrs of my life. Thank you.

Guest 6,382 signed in on Friday, October 19th at 11:43pm

Name	Adam
Led here by	Barry
Location	Walsall (sadly)
Comments	Howdy! (You hate me already, don't you?) I was just re-reading your book, LAONDE, as I found it, dusty and untouched by time, gathering age beneath my hell of a student's bed. Flicking through and responding with a combination of sniggers,chuckles and a few outright laughs, it made me realise that you haven't actually sent out anything to your loyal mailing list in a good long while. Hurt by this, I thought I'd enquire as to whether you were still alive, and also I was wondering if you planned to be doing any book signings anywhere in the wonderful area of the west midlands in the future, and since I live in Walsall, as a student on the university campus, you owe me a signature for donating that gnome/traffic cone/"For Sale" sign/bag of shit generously onto your front lawn. But seriously, any plans to send out another nugget of comedy to your eagerly awaiting mailing listers, or to engage in what must be the nightmarish task of a book-signing 'tour'? If it helps, I also work in Game in Walsall town centre and could probably get you a discount on a PS3...

Guest 6,381 signed in on Wednesday, October 17th at 6:38pm

Name	Maychic.com
My page	Maychic.com
My URL	http://maychic.com/services.htm
Led here by	Search engine
Location	New York City
Comments	Your online diary about your experiences with your girlfriend is very revealing, educative and entertaining. I am surprised you have been able to take all the abuse from that woman and that despite all, you still had your sanity intact enough to write this for us to read. Thank you! Your experiences require to be studied. I believe that a "RULE BOOK" for marital life needs to be created that every couple must study before getting involved in a relationship. That would help cut down on this type of abuse. Maychic.com

Guest 6,380 signed in on Tuesday, October 16th at 4:12pm

Name	Nan S
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	Maryland, USA
Comments	I swear to God, funniest stuff I've read in a LONG time. Will be linking your site to my more intelligent friends - both of them - and if I have any money left by Halloween I'll buy your book. However, since I do in fact spend enormous amounts of my time in bars my disposable income fluctuates. Oh, yeah, I did read the whole webpage at work! Ha! Good stuff dude...I'll be back. Nan

Guest 6,379 signed in on Monday, October 15th at 4:18pm

Name	Siobhan
Led here by	Magic
Location	Ireland
Comments	Mil, it has to be a german thing.. I have a german partner and most of what your girlfriend does sounds very similar. Just have to ask (as my partner does it alot), he will ask do I have a word for (now this could be anything) the twisty thing on the top of corkscrew and I will say Oh we just call that the twisty thing on top of corkscrew and he will say "oh we call that "benutzenjager" and look at me like everything should just have a single word like that do in Germany.

Guest 6,378 signed in on Saturday, October 13th at 2:59am

Name	`Nicola Woods
My URL	http://facebook.com
Led here by	Web page
Comments	Hey bridget jones wanna be... put on the big pants and shut up!

Guest 6,377 signed in on Thursday, October 11th at 2:51pm

Name	James
My page	New Document
My URL	http://james.crompton.eu
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Berlin
Comments	I was going to leave some witty comment of a complimentary nature here. Imaaagine my disappointment when your Anti-Spam test informed me that I am not human and do not therefore have a right to an opinion.

Guest 6,376 signed in on Thursday, October 11th at 3:59am

Name	Kevin
Led here by	Magic
Location	Unfortunately, America
Comments	It never occurred to me that you would have a Facebook account, Mil. Run a search for your name on Facebook, and you will get 5 responses. One is you, four are rubbish (including a sadly unadorned Mil Millington group) and then me, as I've a quote of a line from LOVE AND OTHER NEAR DEATH EXPERIENCES in my profile. If you had five spare minutes (and, come on, what writer doesn't like to procrastinate), I'd encourage you to check out my facebook, determine if I'm a complete wanker, and consider adding me as a friend, even on a limited-profile basis. Clearly, your biggest fan on facebook deserves that... even if he's American, yes? Either way, thanks for the entertainment over the years, from this site alone through the three books. I tip my cap.

Guest 6,375 signed in on Monday, October 8th at 4:59am

Name	Another American Who Gets It
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	South Carolina
Comments	You should consider calling the mailing list the "Milling List." Y'know, because it goes with your name and all. It's, like, irony, or something. Hehe, you're the coolest Mil who ever wrote about how much he and his girlfriend argue, or at least the arguments they've had, ever.

Guest 6,374 signed in on Friday, October 5th at 9:47am

Name	E. Espino
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Garmisch, Germany (Displaced American)
Comments	Quite simply, the funniest and most well-written thing I've ever read on the Inter-thingie. Cheers, my friend. --An American who gets it.

Guest 6,373 signed in on Monday, September 24th at 9:22am

Name	Sam
Led here by	Magic
Location	Home of the humble kiwi fruit
Comments	I don't know whether you mind so much. But your parner Margret sounds like she has Borderline personality disorder or Bipolar. http://psychcentral.com/disorders/sx10.htm I'm not some quack, I have just been diagnosed myself. So if you ever grow tired of it with hardwork it can be helped. :)

Guest 6,372 signed in on Sunday, September 16th at 6:20pm

Name	Jennifer S
Led here by	Web page
Location	Washington state, USA
Comments	Hello! Just signed up for your Mailing List and came over to receive my kiss :) I hope you've managed to straighten out your various web woes and can start sending out new updates as I am thoroughly addicted to your page and lovely English sense of humor. Crossing my American fingers to see you soon!

Guest 6,371 signed in on Monday, September 10th at 2:13am

Name	Scott
Led here by	Web page
Location	Tennessee, USA
Comments	Funny stuff!

Guest 6,370 signed in on Sunday, September 2nd at 9:39am

Name	stephanie
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	somewhere between california and paris
Comments	Hi Mil. I really love the way you write! I even ordered your book from fnac.com and they're taking FOREVER to deliver it. The problem is, now EVERYTHING reminds me of your website and I laugh for no apparent reason. My french husband does not understand why i have spontaneous laughing and translating your witty style to french just doesn't work! I'm originally a wacky californian as you call them, and I tend to agree with you. But i feel that people who live in tornado country, or hurricane-proned areas are a bit more wacky than we earthquake people! And hey, its nice to have more than 3 days of nice weather per year even if it means getting shaked up every 5 years. Anyway, you've become my obsession so don't stop writing!! Steph

Guest 6,369 signed in on Friday, August 31st at 9:22pm

Name	Charlotte
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	darkened room I haven't left all day because I've been reading your page
Comments	your type of humour in one of my favourites - hits the funny bone in the exact right spot - the 'funny because its true' spot. i have now found a new way, officially, to waste time on the internet, and all i can say is its going to take time away from facebook, for better or worse . . . Definitely cheered up what was, at 9:45 am, a potentially long bleak uneventful friday. Now its 4:10 pm, effortlessly. Amazing.

Guest 6,368 signed in on Monday, August 27th at 1:02am

Name	Jenn
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Okanagan, BC, Canada
Comments	Hmm, I just read a few out to husband and he has just left for the corner store to buy a kitkat to show me how right he is about eating it without breaking it in two. Crap. And sorry about the asshats online. But for what it is worth, a lovely friend I met via the internet sent me this link. So, um, yay!

Guest 6,367 signed in on Monday, August 20th at 8:41pm

Name	DarrenRichie
Led here by	Search engine
Location	UK
Comments	Too funny. It's like looking in a mirror....only with words....and events...that sound like whats happened to me....oh forget it. Fantabulous

Guest 6,366 signed in on Tuesday, August 14th at 6:35pm

Name	Felicity Mathews
My page	dramatic penguin
My URL	http://www.dramaticpenguin.bebo.com
Led here by	Barry
Location	UK
Comments	I've just finished the book based on the page and i was desperate to know what happened to Pel next, i have a problem with injustices, if someone goes to prison or lies on "Neighbours" i don't watch again until its all resolved so what am i going to do now, knowing that Pel is probably going to prison?? argh... still very good book though :-)

Guest 6,365 signed in on Sunday, July 8th at 9:28pm

Name	Ariel
My page	Redheaded-Stepchild
My URL	http://readheaded-stepchild.deviantart.com
Led here by	Magic
Location	A chair.
Comments	1) You're girlfriend seems to be one of the more awesome people I've never met. 2) I guess maybe you're okay too. 3) Reading this was probably worth the hit to my grades that failing tomorrow's exam will cause and I am sending the link to my boyfriend in hopes of showing him that the ever-increasing bizzare disfunctionality of our relationship is really a good thing. 4) Rock on. Yours, An American Teenage Girl

Guest 6,364 signed in on Thursday, July 5th at 7:16am

Name	Luke Nguyen
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	San Jose, California, USA
Comments	You are the luckiest man in the world. My congratulations and much of my envy go out to you and Margret.

Guest 6,363 signed in on Monday, July 2nd at 12:22am

Name	Phil
My page	Double Entity - My Band
My URL	http://www.double-entity.co.uk
Led here by	Magic
Location	Just outside Chester - UK
Comments	Hello there Mil (assuming you still check your guestbook durring your forays into work avoidance). Admitedly I stumbled across your page a couple of years ago, and promptly spent a good hour or so reading it from top to bottom, giggling like a schoolgirl after every anecdote. Being a typical Student however, I was far too lazy to come and sign this guestbook of yours, praising your work. However after a few revisits to the page the past year to kill the monotony of Computer Assisted Journalism Seminars (the fools 'taught' us how to use the internet, despite the fact that 99f the students applied to University online), I decided to purchase your first book, which shares it's title with this illustrious corner of the interweb. Needless to say, I very nearly imploded from laughing, and have just made use of the 3 for 2 offer currently being employed at WH Smiths to order A Certain Chemistry, Lova and Other Near Death Experiences and, to my unexpected, yet undeniable, glee - pre-order a copy of the new one, entitled, according to Smith's website: Man Whose Girlfriend Though She Was God. I look forward to receiving the titles and the next Mailing List, whenever it shall find its way into my inbox. Take care, keep writing, and thank you for providing me with hours of laughter, Phil P.S. God that anti-spam thing is hard - couldn't you have had a normal random letter box like everyone else? :P

Guest 6,362 signed in on Sunday, July 1st at 4:57pm

Name	Mykk Hoffman
My page	My Stupid Stupid MySpace
My URL	http://www.myspace.com/mykkrae
Led here by	E-mail from idiot partner
Location	Ambler, Pennsylvania, USA
Comments	Mil, you're fucking ace. Alright, so you knew that already, but I feel safe in my assumption that you enjoy basking in praise from random people who should probably be doing something else (but why be productive when you can tell the man who has provided you with an excuse to piss yourself laughing for the past 72 hours what he is quite well aware of?). My girlfriend and I have the habit of sending each other amusing links while conversing on AIM, and she sent me a link to TMGAIHAA (wow, really?!)...the only reason I didn't piss myself laughing is that I have mastered the seat-to-toilet run so completely that I could do it backwards whilst enjoying naked pictures of Alyson Hannigan and still reach my destination in time. I'm not sure if this shows the universality of inter-gender relationships or my need for therapy of some variety (which is already well-established), but I find striking similarities between your loving banter with Margret and my endearing conversations with my mother (my girlfriend and I will settle into a battle of [nit]wits, give us time). Have I been kicked out of a flat half naked in the winter? No. Have I been kicked out of a car (without warning) approximately 5 km away from home in 35 degree (centigrade) weather wearing a skintight Superman shirt, rainbow suspenders, pink trousers with swordfish on them, makeup, and my red hair grown to a full Afro? Yes, and before you ask, I had practice for the school play (Godspell). What caused this humiliating ejection from a still-moving automobile? Well, as I found out when I finally made it home, my mother had suddenly recalled the first argument we had after said Afro reached its full height (nearly 13 cm), during which I had called her a judgmental bitch on account of her disapproving of a girlfriend because she had kissed girls before. Stupid as I am, I asked her why she would kick me out of the car for an argument that had occurred 7 months prior. "Because I knew you were going to do it again." What?! We weren't even speaking! She must think she's in Minority Report and can predict future crimes. Maybe I should ask her who's going to throw her off the Ben Franklin Bridge so I can thank them.

Guest 6,361 signed in on Saturday, June 30th at 8:02am

Name	Nathan
My page	Questionably Sane Podcast
My URL	http://qsane.vox.com
Led here by	Magic
Location	Kentucky, USA
Comments	Hey! Just wanted to say that your site kicks ass, as does your 2nd book. Haven't read the first one. Also, I'm here to shamelessly post a link to my podcast, which is dull and should not be listened to under any circumstances.

Guest 6,360 signed in on Friday, June 29th at 8:29am

Name	Sam Farzam
My page	Student Civil Engineers
My URL	http://www.studentcivilengineers.co.uk
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Southampton, UK
Comments	I would like to thank you from taking me away from the troubles of my life (studying), and focusing my energy on laughing and pretty much shouting by myself "Yes, Elise does that too, arghhhh" - Elise being my partner if you hadn't guessed. Anyway. Really, many thanks.

Guest 6,359 signed in on Friday, June 22nd at 2am

Name	Linda
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Birmingham, MI USA
Comments	Twice your site came up as a hit using Firefox's Stumble! feature. I laughed out loud, and yes, no one was listening. When it came up as a hit a second time, I knew I was lucky. Thank you for the laughs.

Guest 6,358 signed in on Wednesday, June 20th at 3:30am

Name	Sean
Led here by	Web page
Location	Chattanooga, Tn
Comments	OMG dude .. what the hell are you doing to your self .. holly crap aint no freakin woman worth all that .. Id have to just freakin shoot her or leave OMG but I have had some of the same aguments lol

Guest 6,357 signed in on Wednesday, June 20th at 3:01am

Name	Siobhan
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Los Angeles, California
Comments	This was a hilarious webpage. I actually spent an hour reading through the whole page. You are hilarious and I wish I knew how to tell a story like you do! Your girlfriend seems nice - however many times you try to subtly imply that she's crazy - just for putting up with what I'm sure is hours spent on the internet by you! Your kids are adorable by the way. Now I know what you think of Californians and teenage girls, so if you would like, feel free to disregard everything I've said. By the way, I may be slightly biased in my assessment of your hilarity because I find British accents irresistible and despite the fact that I did read your page and did not in fact listen to it I could somehow hear your British accent. I suppose that's just how magic works! Have a great day!

Guest 6,356 signed in on Monday, June 18th at 9:32am

Name	Paul
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	God knows
Comments	Good stuff mate! Had to stop reading it at work due to tears rolling down my face!

Guest 6,355 signed in on Saturday, June 16th at 9:26pm

Name	Craig
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Peverell
Comments	That was the biggest pile of wank ive ever wasted my time reading.You are a dick,go fuck yourself.

Guest 6,354 signed in on Tuesday, June 12th at 11:52pm

Name	Aidan McNelis
My page	World Of Mank
My URL	http://www.angelfire.com/sd/mank/
Led here by	Web page
Location	Ireland
Comments	Most impressed with the site, enjoyed it thoroughly and am now well behind with my work. Oh well sure, we can but struggle manfully on. Or reread the web page above, written in a happy haze of wasted time back in the day.

Guest 6,353 signed in on Sunday, June 10th at 1:08am

Name	JoJean
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	The Kootenays, British Columbia, Canada
Comments	nice to see it from a dudes perspective 'cause, here's the thing... the plant in the tub totally made sense to me...

Guest 6,352 signed in on Friday, June 1st at 4:45pm

Name	Don
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	St. Louis, Missouri
Comments	Canadians really, really aren't Americans......

Guest 6,351 signed in on Sunday, May 27th at 1:19am

Name	Surge
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Los Angeles / New Delhi
Comments	Bloody brilliant!

Guest 6,350 signed in on Saturday, May 26th at 6:45pm

Name	Jessica
My page	Dirty Folk Rock
My URL	http://www.myspace.com/jessydelfino
Led here by	Magic
Location	NY, NY
Comments	Wow. I thought no one argued like my boyfriend and I did. We fight so much, I made my own website about it, too! But I made mine a little less personal so he didn't go even crazier than he already is . And he still went crazy over it! Strangely, lots of men hate the site...but many others love it! Nice work! Glad to see there are others out there as in love as me and mine... You can see it if you like at www.betterboyfriend.blogspot.com.

Guest 6,349 signed in on Thursday, May 24th at 5:06am

Name	Calvin
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	Cleveland, OH USA
Comments	Among the funniest things I've ever read online. Saw your site a year or so ago and checked back today to re-read. Like Margeret, it appears to get better with time. Kudos!!!

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Guest 6,348 has been eliminated in a crosswind.

Guest 6,347 signed in on Tuesday, May 22nd at 12:33am

Name	James Murray
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Tucson, Arizona
Comments	Man, I love this website. I love my girlfriend and I can relate to tons of your stories. I haven't read whats on your website completely but I'm looking for the portion (because it must be in there) about where "we" becomes "me". Because everytime "We" need to do something it basically means I must or haven't done something.

Guest 6,346 signed in on Monday, May 21st at 6:32pm

Name	therese
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Comments	gawd. you've done it again. i come here when i feel sad or SO ANGRY WITH MY GIRLFRIEND. thanks for being devilishly hilarious and doing it with buckets of love.

Guest 6,345 signed in on Monday, May 21st at 1:20am

Judith of Canada sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 6,343 and 6,344 have been eliminated

Guests 6,343 and 6,344 have been eliminated in a crosswind.

Guest 6,342 signed in on Thursday, May 17th at 8:32pm

Justin of USA sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 6,341 signed in on Thursday, May 17th at 3:32pm

Name	lizelah
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	London
Comments	This is absolutely brilliant! Got an exam tomorrow at university, and REALLY should be revising....but three hours later! Anyway, thanks for the laughs! Glad you both are still together, because ,lets face it, who is gonna put up with either of you? You deviant! I say stick the whole KITKAT in one go!

Guest 6,340 signed in on Thursday, May 17th at 7:33am

Name	Hopium
Led here by	Magic
Location	Sydney - Australia
Comments	It's been very hard to muffle my howls of laughter. Your girlfriend and yourself sound like riots - so different to everyone downunder... we're all just plain old too laid back! I will be teaching my parrots a few of your arguments. Maybe you should train up cockatoos to argue for you when you get too tired.

Guest 6,339 signed in on Wednesday, May 16th at 10:43pm

Name	Andrew Manninen
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Location	Dassel, MN, USA
Comments	Bloddy riot! Good drub on here! (sorry i had to try and say something in English English, you know what i mean?)

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Guest 6,335 signed in on Sunday, May 13th at 12:52am

Name	Jordan
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Location	Wrexham UK
Comments	I actually came upon this site having searched google for "Nasty comeback to use on my girlfriend", having been stuck in the middle of an online argument. Its classic. I dont see how anyone could think you should split up? Your clearly both having a BLAZING laugh. Keep it up.....Hilarious

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Guest 6,333 signed in on Friday, May 11th at 7:26pm

Name	Aaron
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Location	America
Comments	You are a funny, funny guy. Just thought I'd add my two cents. "I'm a twat - what should I do?" I nearly fell out of my chair.

Guest 6,332 signed in on Friday, May 11th at 2:55am

Name	Nick
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My URL	http://none
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	America
Comments	Great page, absolutely hilarious. Your sense of humor is just great. I also think it's great you're still together.

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Guest 6,330 signed in on Tuesday, May 8th at 10:25pm

Name	jenny
Led here by	Magic
Location	Scotland
Comments	As I may have mentioned you are very funny, however having read the this again I feel compelled to tell you that I am utterly convinced that men every where do in fact eat Kit-Kats that way just to be annoying. It is just THE WRONG WAY!!! Hope you are all well! :)

Guest 6,329 signed in on Tuesday, May 8th at 7:26pm

Ellie of USA sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 6,328 signed in on Sunday, May 6th at 9:46pm

Name	Lisa
Led here by	Magic
Location	Yorkshire
Comments	Hey Mil-have just sat read this for the 1st time in about 2yrs and it made me laugh so much the dog has has called RSPCA hotline and begged to be taken away from the madwoman.

Guest 6,323 signed in on Monday, April 30th at 8:29pm

Name	Eric Christensen
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Location	North Dakota, USA
Comments	While I don't consider myself such, I found your answer to "I'm a twat - what should I do?" compelling enough to do just that. And I do sympathize with your poor experiences with some Americans. Your views are well shared. Lastly, but far from least, thank you VERY much for your page. It provided me with much pleasure and I do believe I will be joining the mailing list. Best of wishes to you and your family.

Guest 6,320 signed in on Saturday, April 28th at 10:58pm

Name	Jey
Led here by	Magic
Location	the toxic waste dump that is America
Comments	Holy hell sir, you may possibly be one of the funniest 5 people on Earth. (Well honestly, I do have to leave myself some wiggle room just for sheer ignorance eh?) Due to the fact that I live both in The United Distaste of America AND under a large rock, I've only recently been made aware of the website/list/phenomena that is TMGAIHAA. There are no words to thank you for your contribution to society sniff Blessings be to ye for the many, many belly laughs.

Guest 6,319 signed in on Friday, April 27th at 1:37am

Name	Nesa
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Indiana, USA
Comments	I am totally and completely fascinated by you! I know that is probably a very american thing to say, but you made me smile, and what can I say? I'm easily amused. And coming from a rather deranged point of view, I can totally see why you love Margaret. :o) I missed the pick of you, though. Thank you for making my day....er...well, "days"...took me a bit to read it all :oP

Guest 6,318 signed in on Sunday, April 22nd at 10:06pm

Name	ken morrison
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Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	San Antonio TX.
Comments	hey,you are a very attractive young lady,i am a man of 38 y/o.i'm here looking to make a difference in someones life,in turn it'll make mine different,are you interested?

Guest 6,317 signed in on Friday, April 20th at 8:15am

Name	Stephanie
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Comments	The funniest thing I have ever read!!!! Thanks!

Guest 6,316 signed in on Friday, April 20th at 1:23am

Name	Jessica
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Location	Japan
Comments	Even though this page has been around for a while, I still log on from time to time for a laugh. It never fails. Thank you!

Guest 6,315 signed in on Sunday, April 15th at 12:22pm

Name	Desiree
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Location	Detroit, Michigan
Comments	I think your writing is quite lovely, I caught myself laughing quite a bit. Thank you, Desiree

Guest 6,314 signed in on Sunday, April 15th at 3:34am

Name	Richard
My page	What The Bob
My URL	http://whatthebob.com
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Comments	hahaha this is a funny page, i was searing google and saw this url and started to laugh so i opened it

Guest 6,313 signed in on Saturday, April 14th at 1:53pm

Name	Tara O'Sullivan
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Comments	You are a sad man

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Name	MBG
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Location	Cape Cod
Comments	I have a migraine

Guest 6,311 signed in on Thursday, April 12th at 9:23pm

Name	Heather
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Location	Kentucky
Comments	I cannot count the times I laughed while reading this. I don't know how recent any of it is- but it's the first time I've stumbled upon your page. Joining your mailing list is a must.

Guest 6,310 signed in on Thursday, April 12th at 6:30am

Name	Sheb Wooley
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Colorado
Comments	Nothing about the quality of your sex. Sad. All this other stuff is just trimming. Doesn't mean a damn. Get in that sack and make one another GLAD. Then all the little crap about where to sit in the theater won't matter to either, if you just screwed your brains out and dug it to the max. Get dirty together. Do it dirty. Then go relax together and have some fun. You're getting hung up on dumb things. Good luck. T'a.

Guest 6,309 signed in on Tuesday, April 10th at 1:56pm

Name	amber terry
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Location	albany ohio
Comments	sweet

Guest 6,308 signed in on Thursday, April 5th at 12:18pm

Name	Arnold
Led here by	Web page
Location	South Florida near the hurricanes
Comments	So very wonderful. Can't read much as my stomach hurts from laughing.

Guest 6,307 signed in on Wednesday, April 4th at 9:04am

Name	Lady Rammstein
My page	my myspace page
My URL	http://myspace.com/queenofsmex
Led here by	Magic
Location	Townsville, QLD, Australia (come visit)
Comments	A reason why my bf and i shouldn't move in perhaps? I think not! after him and i have carefully read this we've decided to give kudos to you for putting up with her!!

Guest 6,306 signed in on Friday, March 30th at 12:09am

Name	Margaret
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Comments	Absolutely hilarious. Margret is a combined person of me and my soon to be ex-husband. I haven't laughed this hard in YEARS (yes, on my employers time)!! Thanks, and love and kisses to you both. M.

Guest 6,305 signed in on Thursday, March 29th at 12:12pm

Name	Joanne Manson
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Australia
Comments	Wow, this is some reading. Talk about amusing. Just re assures me i have a sane marriage. Thankyou!

Guest 6,304 signed in on Sunday, March 25th at 11:46pm

Name	J
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Location	IMAH CHARGIN MEH LAZER!
Comments	Today is march 25th, which means it's International Waffle Day. So lets go out and be waffle-like today! (Don't blame me for making the holiday, blame that one guy in Sweden)

Guest 6,303 signed in on Saturday, March 24th at 4:08pm

Name	Jeremy
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Location	El Paso, TX, USA
Comments	Miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiil we need email badly

Guest 6,302 signed in on Monday, March 19th at 6:10pm

Name	Brian
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Location	San Jose, CA, USA
Comments	Actually, there's a program called Stumbleupon that goes to random webpages people have posted to it. You kill me. Quite hilarious.

Guest 6,301 signed in on Monday, March 19th at 4:01pm

Name	Jaclyn
Led here by	Magic
Location	Pittsburg, Texas, USA
Comments	My husband and I love your site and books. We spend hours of quality time not talking to each other simply by reading! I wish we'd found this sooner!

Guest 6,300 signed in on Sunday, March 18th at 6:42am

Name	Stephanie Di Pietro
My page	?
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	California
Comments	I'm starting a virtual Mil fan club. I am going to be the virtual President. We're going to have virtual meetings. it's going to ROCK. Who's in? p.s. Need an email soon Mil. . .

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